Birds aren’t real

Me trying to figure out how Australia lost a war to Emus when both birds and Australia don't exist the meme of the confused lady with math equations all around her head

Us Emu War deniers know the truth

03.12.2023 16:30 — 👍 40    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 1

In Avengers (2012), Hawkeye is played by a man. This is a nod to the fact that hawks aren't real.

Disney was invented to spread propaganda about “birds”. They are now trying to give us hints.

03.12.2023 16:28 — 👍 27    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

Picture of the Star Wars character mando he is dressed fully in armer. Me: I'd like a new pet, what animals do you have here? Petco employee: Well we have birds over h-Me: -THE MANDALORIAN: No droids.

This is the way

30.11.2023 18:20 — 👍 50    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

This account is dedicated to sharing truth. Birds aren’t real. They are government droids for surveillance. If you are ready to truly understand the depths of this deep state conspiracy follow and share.
- Illuminati xoxo

30.11.2023 18:19 — 👍 36    🔁 4    💬 4    📌 3

Thinking about how the Dutch police arrested a bird for taking part in a robbery, put it in a jail cell with bread and water & when the media reported on it they put a little black bar over the face to protect its identity. A picture of a tiny bird with bread and a black shape covering its eyes

Government making an example of this drone

30.11.2023 18:10 — 👍 107    🔁 20    💬 0    📌 0

Me: I think some people are just birds in disguise

Friend: Haha, can I tweet that?

Me: *narrows eyes* Can you what?

30.11.2023 18:08 — 👍 227    🔁 52    💬 2    📌 0

Three people sitting on benches one behind another holding a gun to the person in front. The first person says my privacy, the next one laptop camera next one electrical tape. The theres a man on a balcony pointing a gun at all of them the pigeon outside my window

Just when you think you are safe

30.11.2023 11:27 — 👍 66    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 0