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I'm watching the documentary The Perfect Neighbor, and I've watched a lot of heartbreaking things in my life, but this takes the cake. I'm halfway through, and I fully had to pause it to catch my breath and just walk around.

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani will be the next mayor of New York City, NBC News projects

I feel Allah in this Chili's tonight

(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶

a blackout when it's 100 degrees cool cool cool

I just remembered that I have a Bluesky account. Anyway, I graduated from college a few days ago.

I'm trying to expand my horizons and become a Real Gamer, but how come all these enemies are allowed to hit me back? I beat BG3 on Tactician ONCE and started getting too big for my britches. Now Geralt of Rivia is getting his ass beat.

I turn 60 tomorrow. I have a lot.

1) All the cliches are true: your lifetime is composed of what you do each day. It’s over before you know it. Friends and family are better than things and money. Yes: even Live, Laugh, Love.

I never thought about the fact that Durge walks into Gortash's house like, "I'm here to stop your nefarious plan, you evil-doer!" when it was Durge who CAME UP WITH THE IDEA in the first place. Gortie's all confused at the inauguration like, "Babes, this is /your/ plan."

Dungeons and Drag Queens is so funny I know season 2 isn't over but I need season 3 thanks.

Durge: I'm a Bhaalspawn

Them: A Bhaalspawn? Gosh.

Gortash: You were the head of the Cult of Bhaal and we came up with this plan together.

Them: Wait, hold the phone, a Bhaalspawn? Why did you hide this from us? After all we've been through? Leave me alone I have to think.

Talking to the companions after Gortash's coronation is so funny it's midnight here rn and I can't stop cracking up all the companions are mad at me for being a Bhaalspawn and doing evil shit in the past when I already told them this did they think I was joking??

My Durge has so many dead bodies that he's not doing anything with (he likes looking at them to control The Urges) but I can't give them to the newborn mindflayer because it'll break his oath. UGH. Damn paladins.

I love playing a paladin Durge because my first instanct is to just kill people but then I remember that'll break my oath. It's like enforced method acting I'm actually fighting my dark urges.

Happy #NewYear2025!

(I was so busy eating cheese that I nearly forgot to post this! 😅)

#newyears #happynewyear

“The last Black man to drink on this network got fired” - Roy Wood Jr on #CNNNYE

Not me tho. I don't know those people.

Everyone celebrating outside. See, this is why people who live in NYC don't go to Times Square who needs all that when you can just chill with your neighbors.

2025

Apparently I'm going to start 2025 with an intense headache and a nosebleed. I'm not taking that as a bad omen it's totally a sign that I'm the main character in an anime and my powers are manifesting. Or I saw a hot woman.

This is so funny. I know who Dappy and Jedward are but not Robbie Williams.

I looked him up because there's that whole "Americans don't know Robbie Williams" thing going around and damn they are right I do not know this man.

I watched a lot of British panel shows and other stuff growing up and I am just realizing now that the man I pictured in my head whenever they mentioned Robbie Williams is actually George Michael.

mewy cwismis

Queens Who Like to Watch has funny censorship because they will fully say the f-slur but then have "fuck" be bleeped.

The Black Friday Steam Sale made me take all the games off my wishlist because if I'm not interested in buying the game when it's like $5 or $10, I'm likely never going to be interested in getting it.

That battle rap video where the woman's like "I think your lisp is cute, don't listen to them, man. Say 'seven sizzling sausages in a saucepan'," cracks me up every time I see it, but then I remember I have a lisp and can't actually say seven sizzling sausages in a saucepan.

Astarion's lines are extra cringy when you're playing a big buff paladin tiefling man. You tiny elf boy you don't make me shiver I'm like 7 feet tall I could break you