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Priorities When gold drapes and ballrooms matter more than human life

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as the world burns, Preznit Fuckwit blithers about his Epstein Dance Hall let’s check in on the Four Horsemen of the Shitpocalypse

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Captain Crazypants goes to war Operation Epstein Distraction is already a five-alarm shit-show.

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BREAKING: U.S. Commanders Tell Troops the Iran War Is God's Final Battle And That They Are On A Mission To Usher In "Armageddon" For Jesus American soldiers are being told they will die as martyrs for Christ and that Trump has been chosen by God to lead them into a Holy War to rule in the name of Jesus, with an iron fist.

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SABOTAGE: The Beastie Boys 30-Year-Old Punk Anthem That Accidentally Became Democracy’s Fight Song ‘Cause what you see, you might not get And we can bet, so don’t you get souped yet Scheming on a thing, that’s a mirage I’m trying to tell you now, it’s sabotage

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YouTube video by Movieclips The Missiles Are Flying - The Dead Zone (9/10) Movie CLIP (1983) HD

I can’t imagine what made me think of this particular movie clip: youtu.be/Tj9M34DzAKo?...

a war in the Middle East, but with morons. what could possibly go wrong? spoiler alert: every fucking thing

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Morale patch showing a helicopter and a paratrooper with the caption “OPERATION EPSTEIN DIVERSION”

Forget whether or not Barron Trump will be sent off to fight in a war his Daddy started…I’m wondering if he’s even registered for the draft or if he’s been preemptively diagnosed with hereditary bone spurs?

holy shit, Preznit Fuckwit just got Mamdominated this is how you do it

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Plotting to Deny the People's Will Trump may be weighing emergency powers to suppress the vote. "We're going to stop it," he says of fabricated cheating. We cannot be complacent.

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The Daily Wrap Up 26 Feb. 2026

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In Conversation with Thom Hartmann 26 Feb. 2026

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the State of the Union is— oh who gives a fuck, really was anyone surprised by any of this?

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I’m willing to use one pollutant to get rid of a worse one.

Do Not Travel to the United States Right Now, Warns Detained British Tourist Fodor's provides expert travel content worth exploring so you can dream up your next trip. The world is a weird and wonderful place—we want to show you around.

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batshit fuckwit sending fake boat to fix imaginary Greenland health crisis perfectly normal stuff

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BREAKING: Trump Issues INSANE Ultimatum to Canada/Europe "Rearm. But Buy It All From The US or Else!"

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this week in stupid: February 21 edition Brainworms works it out, Donny jerks it out, and so much more...

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TSA shuts down Global Entry as the partial government shutdown drags on The Transportation Security Administration said that its PreCheck program would remain operational despite an earlier announcement from the U.S. Department of Homeland Security.

Dont panic over PreCheck and GE just yet. apnews.com/article/home...

don’t wake the elderly fuckwit, Peace Board™ meetings make him sleepy different day, same batshittery

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Exonerated my ass. He thinks we’re all stupid doesn’t he?

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Can we convert the rocket to use coal? Seems appropriate.

The press seems to be missing a golden opportunity, as I haven’t seen any references to “The Mountbatten-Windsor Formerly Known as ‘Prince’.”

White House names new pick for Nevada top federal prosecutor after confirmation trouble Last week the White House announced the nomination of a Las Vegas attorney for U.S. Attorney of the District of Nevada.

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February 17, 2026 Trump’s White House website welcomes visitors with a pop-up that reads: “WELCOME TO THE GOLDEN AGE!” But on this heavy news day a year into Trump’s second term, it is increasingly clear that as his re...

“…it appears, as economist Scott Lincicome of the Cato Institute wrote today for Bloomberg, that the rest of the world is simply moving on without the U.S.” heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/february-1...

CBS is still fucking with Stephen Colbert now they’re censoring interviews with Democrats

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February 16, 2026 On February 13 and 14, President Donald J.

“The Trump grab for an airport named after him is just the latest grift in a presidential term that experts so far estimate has enriched the Trump family by at least $4 billion.” heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/february-1...

BREAKING: Trump Subpoena's EVERY US Tech Platform To Hand Over Private Data/Communications Of Users Who "Disparaged/Tracked ICE" For Potential Prosecution Names. Phone numbers. Emails. DHS is demanding the identities of ICE critics — and 2026 is the context.

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shitwits, nitwits and fuckwits: your Sunday Republican roundup the stupid, it burns

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