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@joshalan83.bsky.social

972 Followers  |  67 Following  |  75 Posts  |  Joined: 12.11.2024  |  1.7566

Latest posts by joshalan83.bsky.social on Bluesky

I’m a 42 year old man, but sometimes I just need a deep conversation with my mom when things get too much.

15.10.2025 23:39 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m literally so gay that I’m thinking “I need to do my nails before my parents get here tomorrow”.

09.10.2025 23:28 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I thought today was Friday. I was all ready to not go to work tomorrow. Ugh!

18.09.2025 23:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So anyway, what’s for dinner?

10.09.2025 21:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Starting the long weekend off with a promotion? I’ll take it!!

29.08.2025 20:21 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Migraines are no fucking joke. 😖

19.07.2025 18:40 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Today is my Friday! C’mon long weekend!!

09.07.2025 11:14 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We love tradition.

24.05.2025 23:40 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Hurry up, babe! We got a pool party to get to! @superboy8500.bsky.social

24.05.2025 19:25 — 👍 86    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

So @superboy8500.bsky.social and I leave for vacation on Thursday, but I’m already packed and ready go.

18.05.2025 23:29 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Had a pretty great and relaxing birthday, which is exactly what I wanted. @superboy8500.bsky.social

#happy #smile #besties #birthday

17.05.2025 22:48 — 👍 45    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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A week from today, I’ll be in Puerto Vallarta.

15.05.2025 22:32 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So @superboy8500.bsky.social just held out his breakfast pastry like a Power Ranger and said “It’s muffin time!”

It’s too early for this. 🤦🏼

18.04.2025 12:40 — 👍 28    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

C’mon short work week!

14.04.2025 11:19 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fun fact: My socks, underwear, and bag always match.

13.04.2025 20:28 — 👍 23    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sometimes you get a reaction that’s completely different from what you expected… and it works out for the best.

27.03.2025 22:59 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ready Fire Aim is a lousy way to govern.

27.02.2025 14:34 — 👍 70921    🔁 9077    💬 2687    📌 412
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When the new headset for work makes you feel like you went from a helicopter pilot to Britney Spears.

27.02.2025 20:07 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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We have different dress codes for dinner. @superboy8500.bsky.social

22.02.2025 01:43 — 👍 25    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

The best.

17.02.2025 02:15 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Only my closest friends.

17.02.2025 00:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Neither.

17.02.2025 00:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Tacos, tortas, and Traitors. Perfect Valentine’s Day. @superboy8500.bsky.social

14.02.2025 23:26 — 👍 77    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

I don’t like that I didn’t FA, but yet I still have to FO.

13.02.2025 15:58 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cheers to new beginnings! 🥂

10.02.2025 19:00 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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When you live down the hall from your bestie. @superboy8500.bsky.social

06.02.2025 23:06 — 👍 53    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I just spent waaaay too much on a raffle for a campground weekend. Y’all don’t let @superboy8500.bsky.social know he has plans in June. 🤫

03.02.2025 00:25 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I forgot what I had ordered at Pei Wei so when the guy said “Hot honey” I thought he was hitting on me. 🤦🏼

31.01.2025 18:18 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

On the phone with my grandmother as she tells me about her and my deceased grandfather’s love story on what would have been their 72nd wedding anniversary.

31.01.2025 01:49 — 👍 29    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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