2025 is yelling at your 3-legged pug, "JOHN CENA TURNED HEEL!! YOU DON'T KNOW PAIN!!"
02.03.2025 05:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@mylesweberjoker.bsky.social
Comedian, Comedy Coach, Decent Human
2025 is yelling at your 3-legged pug, "JOHN CENA TURNED HEEL!! YOU DON'T KNOW PAIN!!"
02.03.2025 05:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0 Given how much my 3-year-old needs to use the potty once it's time for bed: how young is too young for a catheter??? #Parents #Toddler
#ToddlerParents
#BeanieBabies #Millennials #90s #90snostalgia #funny
14.02.2025 20:03 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0#SuperBowl #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #Chiefs #Eagles
08.02.2025 01:12 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Where my toddler parents at??? Adding tour dates this year! Drop a comment and lemme know where to go! #StandUpComedy #Comedy #Funny #Parents #Toddler
06.02.2025 21:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Which kid are you? Do you live in California, Arizona, Oregon, Washington, Illinois or Wisconsin? Come see me live this year! #StandUpComedy #Comedy #Funny #90s #Nickelodeon #Disney
05.02.2025 17:41 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Tip your local burger flipper. #StandUpComedy #Comedy #Funny #Revolt
31.01.2025 19:56 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0#Parenting #Toddler #Funny
30.01.2025 19:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The more you know. π #Vibe #Energy #Spirituality
29.01.2025 17:04 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My special, Mr. Brightside, is now available to watch on Apple TV, Amazon Prime Video, YouTube, Dish, Google Play, and more! #standupcomedy #comedy #funny
28.01.2025 19:27 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Spend more time creating than you do consuming.
26.01.2025 16:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Never let someone else's misery dampen your joy.
26.01.2025 15:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For entertainment purposes only, I guess. π
21.01.2025 16:20 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0#SnoopDogg performing at ding dong's inauguration is giving less Snoopy but ALL of The Red Baron. In at least 2 ways.
19.01.2025 21:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you're giving me information and not applying makeup at the same time, I genuinely don't trust what you're saying. #TikTok
19.01.2025 21:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Since the social media platforms are eating each other, I'll be posting more stuff to the toob that has U in it. Here's a fun back and forth i had when I was in DC! #StandUpComedy #Comedy #Funny #Heckler #CrowdWork
17.01.2025 18:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Finding out Carrie Underwood is playing at Trump's inauguration made me think, maybe that dude whose car she messed up in that song SHOULD have cheated.
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