Myles Weber

2025 is yelling at your 3-legged pug, "JOHN CENA TURNED HEEL!! YOU DON'T KNOW PAIN!!"

Given how much my 3-year-old needs to use the potty once it's time for bed: how young is too young for a catheter??? #Parents #Toddler
#ToddlerParents

#BeanieBabies #Millennials #90s #90snostalgia #funny

#SuperBowl #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #Chiefs #Eagles

Where my toddler parents at??? Adding tour dates this year! Drop a comment and lemme know where to go! #StandUpComedy #Comedy #Funny #Parents #Toddler

Which kid are you? Do you live in California, Arizona, Oregon, Washington, Illinois or Wisconsin? Come see me live this year! #StandUpComedy #Comedy #Funny #90s #Nickelodeon #Disney

Tip your local burger flipper. #StandUpComedy #Comedy #Funny #Revolt

#Parenting #Toddler #Funny

The more you know. 🌈 #Vibe #Energy #Spirituality

My special, Mr. Brightside, is now available to watch on Apple TV, Amazon Prime Video, YouTube, Dish, Google Play, and more! #standupcomedy #comedy #funny

Spend more time creating than you do consuming.

Never let someone else's misery dampen your joy.

For entertainment purposes only, I guess. 🙄

#SnoopDogg performing at ding dong's inauguration is giving less Snoopy but ALL of The Red Baron. In at least 2 ways.

If you're giving me information and not applying makeup at the same time, I genuinely don't trust what you're saying. #TikTok

YouTube video by Myles Weber Bamba, The African Heckler

Since the social media platforms are eating each other, I'll be posting more stuff to the toob that has U in it. Here's a fun back and forth i had when I was in DC! #StandUpComedy #Comedy #Funny #Heckler #CrowdWork

Finding out Carrie Underwood is playing at Trump's inauguration made me think, maybe that dude whose car she messed up in that song SHOULD have cheated.