The Washington Post headline reads: "Try a ‘fart walk’ to ease the pressure after that big Thanksgiving meal
Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down.
November 24, 2025"
Accompanying the article if a black ad white photo of someone walking on what appears to be a cold fall day. The camera is capturing their back as they're walking in a park with leaves on the ground. They are wearing a black coat and black leggings. The Washington Post has added radiating yellow lines from their butt to suggest they're farting. The photo credit says the image is from iStock.
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
29.11.2025 06:02 —
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There was a great piece of graffiti in Norwich next to the Aviva offices that said “why do you do this every day?”
28.11.2025 23:51 —
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Idea: hidden camera prank show where I approach strangers and say “You don’t have to keep doing this. It doesn’t have to be like this.”
28.11.2025 23:21 —
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more feelings, by Olympians
3 track album
Every 18 months I reinstall all my social media to post “look I made some music with my friends” and then leave again.
olympians.bandcamp.com/album/more-f...
09.05.2025 14:55 —
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ai wrote my son a very impressive resume, and his only work experience is moderating a subreddit about giving yourself diarrhea on purpose
24.02.2025 20:30 —
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It’s about time
05.02.2025 11:31 —
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Well, well, well, if it isn’t music, winning again.
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It is wild how much better that album is than everything else they ever did.
01.02.2025 15:20 —
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Have finally consolidated my computing and music lives by writing all my lyrics in Neovim.
31.01.2025 14:38 —
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Got the biannual Spotify cheque of fuck all today. Pittance.
13.01.2025 19:50 —
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YouTube video by ChrisMcRae
Moribund the Burgermeister - Peter Gabriel
YouTube link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpJb...
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Fans of Looking After Sick Child should also try Looking After Two Sick Children.
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(And the massive banger bit too obviously)
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Moribund The Burgermeister
Peter Gabriel · Peter Gabriel 1: Car (Remastered) · Song · 1977
Been smashing a lot of Peter Gabriel recently, can’t get enough of the hammer horror bullshit on this
open.spotify.com/track/3CeUCX...
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Came back to say I’ve been listening to this a lot and it’s tremendous.
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The boys can not enter the same town twice, for it is not the same town and they are not the same boys.
06.01.2025 22:27 —
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If I want to tell absolutely nobody about my bands stupid songs, well, I can do that here.
06.01.2025 23:12 —
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Deleted all the rest of the twitter accounts because fuck that guy.
06.01.2025 23:11 —
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Start 2025 the right way etc
31.12.2024 23:44 —
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NYE in watching Jane McDonald, no regrets.
31.12.2024 22:27 —
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It’s a cold and it’s a broken “cowabunga”
21.12.2024 01:25 —
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I pry open the crab shell but instead of sweet crabmeat I find a tiny, bustling city filled with people who have my face. It tastes terrible
14.12.2024 19:10 —
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Struggling to find a Christmas card that smooths over stealing someone's prescription meds
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2yo experiencing cognitive dissonance. It's a Bing thing.
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Caught myself telling my son that “fairytale in New York is sleeping bunnies for drunk people”
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Hey Bryan Ferry, thought you were safe? Thought no one was gonna come after you for releasing the song Avalon in 1982 huh? Even though it's a subject that should only be sung about by half-clothed lyrist nymphlings wandering the wild orchards on the island of the eternal Welsh king? Dumbass? Moron?
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Your honor the boys were back in town
28.11.2024 04:27 —
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Happy Christmas For Cowards Day everyone
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Don't count your boys before they're back in town
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