Tammy Garrison

🥰 She likes it. She always shakes my hand lol

The cat tree is dead. Long live the cat tree. I came home and one of the poles was busted off and it was collapsed. Guess we need one sooner rather than later.

I always shake my 4 year old niece’s hand and say “it’s a pleasure doing business with you.” She always runs off when I’m done 😂

A light skinned baby with dark hair looking below the camera.

He’s got his great grandpa’s hair.

Connor Storrie was Amazeballs on SNL. SNL, as usual, was uneven, but he was always funny.

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Told my sister she’s her baby’s social secretary. He’s a very popular child with his aunts, uncle and nana.

I went to bed 2 hours late so the cats woke me up 5 minutes before the alarm by chewing plastic. Totally on-brand.

Pittsburgh

It’s true. Every time they’ve been fed is the first time.

Let’s play the great American pastime: Is It Gunfire? Or Is It Fireworks?

Me regarding the managers’ office set in the restated tour of The Phantom of the Opera: this set looks like a children’s hospital threw up all over it.

The cats have been fed for the first time in the history of the world. Or since breakfast. You decide.

Bless his little heart.

The toy set him up, man!

**update** Now Muffin is at the track toy, staring at it like “where did the ball go?” Which ball? The one you’ve been shooting around the living room for the last half hour?

What the fuck? Muffin finally did it. He’s been trying to get this ball out of this circular track toy since he was a kitten. Literal YEARS. today is the day. The track is still in one piece so I have no idea how he did it. Good job, buddy. Good job.

I think you’re right.

At some point Ichiban became reasonably priced? It’s like $4 more than an order for two at Taco Bell, not including tip? Bizzaroworld.

Hubs is being admitted to the hospital for his heart and I told my family and accidentally used a bunch of crying laughing emojis instead of crying ones so now my family thinks I’m a psychopath 🤦‍♀️

Thanks.

I think so too.

Thanks.

It’s not looking like a heart attack but also they are admitting him at least till Monday 😭😭 Anyways, I need food for my tumbly here soon, then I gotta go home and get him stuff, bla bla bla.

Being invested in my local #SherlockHolmes Scion society. Should I be Toby the hound or The Sussex Vampire??

I was hungry at like 9:30 and started making lunch at 10:50 😂 Anyways, my kingdom for a bag of Frito Lays. 2/2

Jim decided to have chest pains while I was making lunch. Now the food is cold on the countertop at home and my belly is rumbly-tumbly at the hospital. I’m going to need to make best friends with as vending machine soon. 1/2

It’s for the best even though $$$

Yes. He’s like I don’t wanna go it’s probably dumb and I’m like yeah it probably is but we’re doing it.

Jim’s having chest pains so we are at the ER. Here’s hoping it’s something stupid.