Tammy Garrison

Maybe just a little? As a treat?

My new band name.

💯 would read 200,000 words 130 chapters.

Does anyone else think JD Vance looks like a far less fabulous and far more repressed Adam Lambert?

Where is the Talmud section of AO3 that’s just Hillel and Shammai smut and coffee shop AU midrash? There has to be a market for this.

My social battery starts the day asking if I want to go into power saving mode as soon as I throw my legs over the side of the bed 😭

She dodged a bullet.

This isn’t the hot tub?

This headline 😘

Guys, I found it. The jewelry that will usher in my Obnoxious Jew era. www.etsy.com/listing/1432...

A black cat in the arms of a fat white woman. We only see her arm, clothed shoulder and chin. The black cat looks very serious.

Here’s Bagheera being a big silly boy who needs to be held like a little baby. Want a petite little Void Baby? Adopt Bagheera today!

He’s adorable, spunky, and had a cute name. I’m surprised it took five days 😂

And Freddy Purrcury is off on his next great adventure! We should be getting another little guy or gal soon.

It’s ok. We’ll just stop keeping statistics and the numbers will go down.

Sure, ChatGPT doesn’t make you want to delete your novel and go live in the woods where you can never be perceived ever again, but it also isn’t going to give you the high of feeling like the greatest writer in the world due to a single turn of phrase.

The point of writing is the elation of writing something that makes you feel brilliant and waking up and looking at it and hating both it and yourself. Sure, sure, something about finished products and connecting with others through our writing. But mostly the highs and lows.

Done with work. Got to do an author event inside but the room was hot. Glad I pregamed with Liquid IV because I lose salt like mad.

Freddy may have a meet and greet today!!!!

Yeah.

I’m open to suggestions.

This is also what happens when there is virtually no accountability/oversight. You can do whatever you want. Arrest whomever you want. Disappear money, people…

True story.

Part of the face of a fat white woman in glasses holding a fluffy ginger cat on her shoulder.

Did you know Freddy Mercury adored his cats? In honor of Freddy Mercury, may I present: Freddy Purrcury! Can anybody find him somebody to love?

Yes.

Never let canon get in the way of a good story because nothing is canon. And if nothing is canon, everything is canon.

Freddy has someone interested in him already!!

Freddy Purrcury has the softest fur. I mean, Biscuit is the softest cat I’ve ever known but this kitten is Next Level. I wish I could send the sensation of touching him through the internet so you would all Know.

Shabbat shalom! Stare deeply and lovingly into your own eyes in the mirror. You are great.

This is exactly why rabbis are made. To settle unhinged disputes such as this.

This run was fabulous. And it made me reconsider the fishnets and move towards acceptance and eventual approval.