PrimalLassie

Rerr-rarr.

a woman wearing a pearl necklace and a pink scarf has the word ew above her ALT: a woman wearing a pearl necklace and a pink scarf has the word ew above her

When you grab a shopping cart with warm handles...

variety of different vampiric teefs based on the novels and movies they came from

I think the Lost Boys version makes the most sense. Double puncture, easy sip option. #meme #vampire #teeth

a man with long hair and a beard is standing in front of a fire and saying `` ride hard '' . ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is standing in front of a fire and saying `` ride hard '' .

I miss the early 2000s LOTR fandom. Fanfics, flash animations, hoarding pictures of the guys, and FIGWIT...it was a phenomonal time to be a silly silly fangirl.

royal lady on a throne being attended to by her knight bro yes my princess

In the soft glow of our respective gaming devices, we quietly whisper our desires. Mainly for things like Bagel Bites and other snacky things. #meme #gamers #relationshipgoals

The Devil whispered in my ear, "You're not strong enough to withstand the storm." I whispered back "Beesechurger chimkin nuget bich lasagna"

Our conversations have deteriorated and he is so done with me #meme #thedevil #nahbro #letschill

man in front of laptop with the word help projected on his forehead

Relatable. #meme #help

dummy patient in a wheelchair being assisted by two nurses, she appears blissful and seen

When a woman gets actual medical attention instead of the doctor blaming her symptoms on "anxiety" #meme #women #healthcare

Heaven forbid they do something weird with the spacebar too, how to jump, ummm...😄😄

a man wearing glasses and a ring is sitting in front of a picture of a woman . ALT: a man wearing glasses and a ring is sitting in front of a picture of a woman .

When I play FFXIV after maining a different game for a few weeks

HOLD SHIFT TO RUN

a burrito with diarhehe printed on it

Your runny poo now comes with a little giggle at the end. #meme #tacobell #tacosmell

fanta cans inside a stick, you know, because you're FANTASTICK

For you ❤️ #meme #sticknation #itsapun

head coach of the boston fleet kris sparre

Watching the #PWHL game and they just flashed the head coach Kris Sparre on screen 👀👀 #hockey #excusemesir

The U.S. and Israel have struck Iran and they are striking back. I wish I could say I was surprised.

a loading bar for world war 3 dlc is displayed on a black background ALT: a loading bar for world war 3 dlc is displayed on a black background

Welp. I hate being the first one up today.

*grumbles hello back in Estonian wrestler*

This is George Hackenschmidt, inventor of the Hack Squat and Bench Press (1907) Very large fit man in a suit, huge shoulders and chest - he appears to be a final boss of some kind

The History of Fitness 👀👀 #meme #squat #benchpress #fitness

nah i deserve an unintentional chirp tbh, i followed the men's teams far too long, its like a whole different world where everyone and everything literally has way better skill and professionalism

Be gentle. I'm new. 😄 I'm absolutely giddy about this and I'm never going back!

a woman is wearing a jersey that says dens ALT: a woman is wearing a jersey that says dens

Watching PWHL on YT ~ men's hockey has NOTHING on these ladies!

trying to rip it out of windows 11 is a whole ordeal, their updates keep putting the stupid thing back 😒😒

It's for snorting white stuff off of toilet seats, duh. #meme #drugs #notanRFKreference

Just a reminder that if you squash marshmallow rabbit the end result is Kim Jong-un, @madeinpoortaste

His Imperial Honey Buns #meme #rabbit #squish

the evolution of the trash can from windows desktop slowly turns into the Teams and Copilot icons

Omg, I detest CoPilot. And Teams. #copilot #teams #microslop

Firefox web browser now allows users to turn off ai enhancements

Hey @webdevs.firefox.com thanks for this! Way to read the room! #firefox #aitools #webbrowser <3 <3

I can believe it. 😄

a blue car appears to be snarling

New Cars character just dropped. The design is...interesting. #meme #cars #pareidolia

its a cross stitch of a raccoon and some trash the lettering reads i have a structured settlement but i need trash now

A little too on point but yes, post your best trash please. #meme #needlework #trashpanda

Thinking about that movie Iron Will. I wonder why I saw it so many times in the theater as a kid. I don't remember who took me or who paid either.

a man is laughing while looking out of a window and says `` take me back '' . ALT: a man is laughing while looking out of a window and says `` take me back '' .

I want a real Reese's peanutbutter cup, just like the ones I used to know. Honest to goodness peanutbutter and chocolate, not this weird collection of oils.