15.07.2025 22:17 —
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Wallace's testicles:
They may take our wives but they will never take our freedom!
Can't wait! It won't be the obvious suspect or the second or the third!
It will be ... sponsored by
Fuck I can't even remember who sponsors it such is my love for fast forwarding!
Yeah, but that's no way to refer to Vera!
03.01.2025 00:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I've only just watched yesterday's and the ads were fast (but not furious) in the last hour.
Thankfully can fast fwd.
Don't leave phones behind! You might need them. Just turn them off.
Or am I being stupid?
Trickle down greggonomics.
Gregg's-yum
Greggs- apostrophe police
Gregg- misanthropistic arse
Greg - my best mate
Gre - misspelling of minion bloke
Gr - almost angry
G- spot - not available to bald thirsty masterchef presenters.
They are both literally stay at home kids.
22.11.2024 00:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trust your inner self.
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He would have to sign them with his stupid signature for them to be worth something for his supporters but even he isn't brave enough to finger his own shit.
*Calling Elon - clean up on aisle 47 required*
Nigel Farrage is Numberwang.
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