Wallace's testicles:
They may take our wives but they will never take our freedom!
09.07.2025 22:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Can't wait! It won't be the obvious suspect or the second or the third!
It will be ... sponsored by
Fuck I can't even remember who sponsors it such is my love for fast forwarding!
03.01.2025 00:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Yeah, but that's no way to refer to Vera!
03.01.2025 00:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I've only just watched yesterday's and the ads were fast (but not furious) in the last hour.
Thankfully can fast fwd.
03.01.2025 00:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Don't leave phones behind! You might need them. Just turn them off.
Or am I being stupid?
03.01.2025 00:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Trickle down greggonomics.
Gregg's-yum
Greggs- apostrophe police
Gregg- misanthropistic arse
Greg - my best mate
Gre - misspelling of minion bloke
Gr - almost angry
G- spot - not available to bald thirsty masterchef presenters.
07.12.2024 01:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
They are both literally stay at home kids.
22.11.2024 00:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Trust your inner self.
17.11.2024 00:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
He would have to sign them with his stupid signature for them to be worth something for his supporters but even he isn't brave enough to finger his own shit.
*Calling Elon - clean up on aisle 47 required*
16.11.2024 23:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Nigel Farrage is Numberwang.
15.11.2024 01:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I was Seeking clarity +peace of mind to detox myself after feeling Democracy being ripped apart and sold off on NaziX I'm will never stop fighting against what they're forcing on us. Truth is a powerful tool we must stand together to defeat Tyranny
βYou go to low grade restaurants cosβ youβre a low grade hoeβ - my current fave online review of me going to Hawksmoor from Wee Tommy Robinsonβs supporters.
She / Her / Blonde bastard. Bread heathen. Olympic hopeful. Nigella once said my pie βlooked deliciousβ. All views my own etc.
Purveyor of fine words; theatrically promiscuous; enjoyer of cultural shenanigans; shameless flirt; big fan of fairness; ally. Sometimes funny. Always fabulous.
#ShakespeareOfTheDay
Old school war reporter: author of 16 books inc Killer In The Kremlin, Murder In The Gulag and novel The Useful Idiot.
Co-host Lucy Letby: Was There Ever A Crime?
Founder: VPDFO! Festivals
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Wears a black cape and fights crime. Not Batman.
Sunday Times No.1 Bestselling authorβ’The Secret Barristerβ’#FakeLawβ’Nothing But The Truthβ’
Also writes thrillers as S.J. Fleet. The Cut Throat Trial out now at all good bookshops.
Gen X slacker and movie nerd
Real Alexa, Parisienne in the UK, mother of European Kids #Socialist #European #Chef #Yogi
Consultant. "Mouthy Northern Git". #NUFC
Anti-fascist, Ally, Anti-Tory (Blue and Red)
Gay lefty, woke liberal. Everything Trumpsky hates π³οΈβπ πΊπ¦ πͺπΊ
Minor political agitator;
Purveyor of Heavy Rock;
International Ecologist;
Maker of Models;
Desiring Welsh Independence;
Once sued a Tory Government and won;
Still a fucking stupid idea #Brexitinfivewords
https://formaggia.picfair.com
Recovering from major op, where it was inexplicably discovered I have cancer, which I'm fighting like a devil to overcome.
Still doing the news thing, though. Join us and help me out by putting me to work.
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https://notesfromcuckooisland.blog/2023/05/02/welcome-to-my-world/
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Investigative journalist. Ex-Guardian & Observer. Now at http://www.broligarchy.substack.com & new kid on the block, the all-female founded journalist collective, http://thenerve.news
Journalist. Author. Podcaster. Liberal extremist.
