Coach Nat Fan Club President

(We have spent so much time talking about this lol)

Dunno if I've banged this drum On Here yet but I am deadly serious. Martha has a detailed and realistic plan and would slay it if given the chance.

YES SHE DOES #Martha4Commish

And yet, the Brewers

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Same as it ever was

there was a competitive brand of baseball that prioritized fun and fan experience it was called the minor leagues and it was eviscerated to save a dollar

I'm gonna wind up slapping these off of someone's face I can already tell

I mean he's got stiff competition but bless his heart he's going for it

This article is just a scam pitch to Taiwan lol

Why do some people insist on sucking so much

The people who have been here for thousands of years would like a word

You're really missing the definition of "superstar" here. Besides, the stats have a lot to do with the amount of time she's missed this season.

George Lucas nearly wrote a perfect Star Wars prequel trilogy – he just didn't notice How George Lucas' vision could have given way to the perfect Star Wars prequel trilogy

*taps the sign*

That's blindingly obvious, but it shouldn't detract from her talent or her place in the league

California is getting its own New York Post America's most popular tabloid is launching a Los Angeles-headquartered version.

oh ffs

Uhhhhh, if Satou is unhappy in Phoenix imma need Ohemaa on the phone like YESTERDAY

I don't think that's fair at all, she's clearly a superstar but she's also only in year 2 and the league is absolutely stacked with talent

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Alex on twitter writes: "Someone on Twitter writes: "You’re a menswear writer. You don’t know anything about manufacturing in America, or steel mills, or metallurgy, or CNC machining, or how anything is produced from raw material into a finished product in this country or anywhere. Stick to writing about “men’s fashion."" I reply: "i actually had a career in knifemaking before this. the reason why you can't avoid tariffs in knifemaking is because everyone relies on Gobelin machinery. are you aware of this?" Alex replies: "Gobelin machinery? What exactly are you referring to?" I reply: "you Gobelin DEEZ NUTS!"

"stick to menswear"

We have always been at war with Eastasia

World Athletics’ mandatory genetic test for women athletes is misguided. I should know – I discovered the relevant gene in 1990 World Athletics says its genetic test for women ensures ‘the integrity of women’s sport’ – but science does not support this overly simplistic idea.

World Athletics says that "The SRY gene is a reliable proxy for determining biological sex." The guy who literally discovered the gene and has spent the last 35 years researching it says they're wrong. theconversation.com/world-athlet...

Until we pass a nationwide ban on gerrymandering (which we need), Democrats should gerrymander every state to the fullest extent. 52-0 in CA, 17-0 in IL, and so on. No more unilateral disarmament. Time to get serious about fighting back.

If Cathy will let it

Jair Bolsonaro ordered to house arrest as judge escalates prosecution The decision underscored the limits of President Donald Trump’s power to bend the Brazilian judge to his will.

Ngl, "Justice is blind...But it is not a fool" is kind of a bar

This is $230,772 for every Tesla employee. People who woke up every day and worked hard.

Instead, it's being siphoned off and given to a man who wrecked the company and was barely there in the first place.

Every Tesla worker should feel robbed, because they were.

Breaking911 @Breaking911 : REP. MIKE FLOOD, (R-NEB.): "Do you think that people who are 28-years-old, that can work, & refuse to work, should get free healthcare?" TOWN HALL CROWD: "YESSSSSSSSSS!"

lmaooooo this dumb shit just doesn’t fly anymore

Big Louis XVI energy