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Artisanal f-bomb purveyor. Founding Guard member. James Jesus Angleton's biggest hater. Louisiana born and bred, but Oakland for life. he/him πŸ“Ballhalla βš”οΈ

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i smell toast

01.03.2026 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OFFS. When Iran tried to interefere in 2020, researchers caught them and called them out. Then the Benz-Weiss-Taibbi-Musk-Jordan-Trump axis labeled those researchers "censors" ... and set about defunding them and dismantling their organizations.

28.02.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3702    πŸ” 1210    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 40

the incentives here are so obscenely terrible that the entire thing should be illegal by default

β€œI am sabotaging negotiations because I stand to make piles of money on Polymarket” is absolutely in play, what a horrifying clusterfuck

01.03.2026 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4733    πŸ” 1306    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 41
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a bookshelf and says " yolo , man " . Alt: Barack Obama saying "YOLO, man"
28.02.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wat is leftover bacon

28.02.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is just who they are

they do bad things everywhere all the time because they are evil and stupid and constantly indulging their very worst impulses

there’s no twelve dimensional plan here

28.02.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2819    πŸ” 561    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 5

I'd love to see the file an FBI that wasn't completely neutered would have on her

28.02.2026 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have no doubt she's absolutely despised over there

28.02.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I fucking loathe her

28.02.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

28.02.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 13607    πŸ” 3292    πŸ’¬ 111    πŸ“Œ 70

what if we did 2003 again but with even stupider people in charge of everything

28.02.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1322    πŸ” 288    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 1

These are just the dumbest people alive

28.02.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course this dipshit drives a Cybertruck

28.02.2026 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that top DOD officials spent the entire day feuding with a tech company and the boy scouts before launching a war in the middle of the night should probably inform your opinion about how well planned and executed this will be

28.02.2026 08:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3250    πŸ” 845    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 22

SecDef was too busy having Twitter fights with tech companies and the Scouts to deal with minor side responsibilities.

28.02.2026 10:08 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone who thinks this is going to go down like the Maduro raid is either smoking crack or would improve themselves by picking up the habit

28.02.2026 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 576    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

How did we let the biggest losers on the planet get their hands on the levers of power

28.02.2026 08:47 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

This is just such an embarrassing way for a country to fall apart.

28.02.2026 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1009    πŸ” 133    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 9

You'll recall that the J.D. Vance crew told us that continuing to arm Ukraine was bad because America had to stockpile its anti-air missiles for war with China.

28.02.2026 07:54 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Exclusive | Government Agencies Raise Alarm About Use of Elon Musk’s Grok Chatbot Warnings about xAI’s safety and reliability preceded the Pentagon’s decision to approve Grok for use in classified settings.

LOL

"Demand from other agencies to use Grok has been anemic, people familiar with the matter said, except in a few cases where people wanted to use it to mimic a bad actor for defensive testing."

27.02.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're gonna do their damndest to ram it through anyways because who gives a fuck about national security when you can own teh libz

27.02.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kash Patel Faces Backlash After Partying With Nancy Guthrie’s Captors WASHINGTONβ€”As shocking footage surfaced of his participation in the rowdy celebration,Β FBI director Kash Patel faced backlash Thursday after he was seen partying with the captors of Nancy Guthrie. β€œI ...

β€œI was honored to have been invited to the isolated cabin where Savannah Guthrie’s mother has been strapped to a cot for almost a month,” said FBI director Kash Patel

27.02.2026 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2424    πŸ” 335    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 17

So funny that Dems have spent a decade unable to unravel the complex mind of the dumbest man in politics, then Mamdani instantly came up with "be charismatic and strong" and "make him fake newspapers" and it's Super Effective.

27.02.2026 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2286    πŸ” 526    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 5
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Jack Dorsey lays off 4,000, says others will do same 'within the next year' Dorsey delivered Block's layoff news with an ominous warning.

Cutting half the workforce and replacing them with AI? What could go wrong?

27.02.2026 07:55 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great job, idiot

27.02.2026 07:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Enlisting as an infantry dude I thought I wasn't shit without a CIB and I was raring to go. Looking back without a CIB or a CAB, I dodged a bullet. Possibly literally.

26.02.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Look I was the dumbass back in 2003 who swallowed the propaganda and thought this shit was righteous and when I enlisted a few years later it was to save the world and I have no illusions about how dumb all that was. I don't regret joining, but I'm glad I somehow dodged Iraq and Afghanistan.

26.02.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me, to everyone supporting Tulsi Gabbard in 2020:

26.02.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Casinos aren't built on insider trading

26.02.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

characteristically good work from Serwer. again saying: we have an elite impunity problem and a lot of the people and institutions that nominally oppose Trump will burn down their own before admitting that this helped produce him

26.02.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1619    πŸ” 484    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 2