Kakistocalypse Now

Jesus fucking Christ

SF’s well-dressed men come out of hiding At Patina Studies, fashion geeks trade clothes and set the stage for a menswear renaissance.

This headline is just the right amount of cheek

He knows at least three

Time person of the year cover for 2025

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

i am all in favor of the rip-roaring return of shame

We can't be rid of this dude soon enough ppl

Don’t have an affair, and if you do, don’t have an affair with staff against employer policy, and if you do, don’t be indiscreet, and if you do, don’t fire her when it looks like you’ve been caught, and if you do, don’t [checks notes] Jesus Christ Sherrone Moore this is going to take FOREVER
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The orange man has no juice

Screenshot of the New York Times Opinion podcast INTERESTING TIMES The headline reads: Is Anything Holding MAGA Together?

Racism.

The answer is racism.

Oh I'm feeling something lolololol

In The War on Warriors, one of the books on the Goodreads page linked to Geressy, Hegesth cited his mentor to support the position that women should not serve in combat roles. "From my perspective," Hegseth quoted Geressy as saying, circa 2007, "overwhelmingly most females want nothing to do with combat arms." According to Hegseth, Geressy had argued that the Army had unfairly awarded medals to some women who had served in combat. "If SGM Geressy was a transvestite— or gay, or black, or a woman,» Hegseth wrote, "he would have three Distinguished Service Crosses and be on the front of a Wheaties box."

Calling Geressy "my toughest critic and my best mentor," Hegseth in March presented him with the Distinguished Service Cross, the Army's second-highest award for valor, for Geressy's conduct following an ambush in Baghdad in 2007.

Wait hang on lol he writes this about his buddy in his stupid fascist book then as soon as he becomes SECDEF dude gets his award upgraded to the award he mentioned in the book?

Sure, seems legit

Every one of these people is the most susceptible any person has ever been. Just a room full of shitty fiddles begging to be played.

Christopher F. Rufo & @christopherrufo The Right's media apparatus is how the Right teaches its followers how to think, and it's currently getting consumed by conspiracy, psychodrama, and tabloid conflicts. If left unchecked, it will turn the audience into the equivalent of a Third World click farm.

The Cat Eaters of Ohio The establishment media called it a racist myth, but is it? CHRISTOPHER F. RUFO AND BENJAMIN ROBERTS

“Currently”

He's always had a thing for wanting people to think he's under threat, like that's some signifier of importance or coolness. It's fucking weird.

It would be if it were true. Dude has a massive security detail and can go wherever he wants, he just wants everyone to see him as Poor Persecuted Elon instead of just a pathetic loser with no friends.

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

306 points in 281 minutes played this season. Just insanity.

How on earth is anyone supposed to guard Audi Crooks in the paint

Andy Warhol and His Watches

"The man had incredible taste."

What if they constantly want culture war because policy war is complicated and hard and culture war is stupid and easy

Bill Clinton makes a Kinsley gaffe and describes the Abraham Accords with unusual precision:

Assuming there's laundering might be the mistake

RFK Jr. did zero pull-ups at the airport "They count 20, but the number of actual pull-ups done here is zero."

"At no point does RFK do an actual pull-up. They count 20, but the number of actual pull-ups done here is zero."

Emil Bove, thumbing his nose at America, is making a mockery of the rule of law Attending Trump's rally on Tuesday, Judge Emil Bove let it be known that his DOJ actions were just the beginning. Bove must face accountability, and ultimately impeachment.

"As soon as possible, Bove must face impeachment proceedings."

And post two:

Post one:

The next two posts showing up in sequence on my timeline is fucking sickening

Defense technology procurement and adoption is usually about solving problems. Accomplishing tasks. Meeting current and anticipated future challenges.

Hegseth's AI order is to just use this new tech, without identifying any challenge it helps address, nor how any personnel should actually use it.