Paw-Powered-Death-Machine

Oh I'll try everything until I find something that works particularly well... And then I'll note that one down and keep going after that :3

Like a little paintball... Will it be a POP, or a SPLAT? Or maybe like a CRACK? Idk I gotta test it out first... Also I wonder if your tail will pop off, too? Hahahahaha. Maybe I'll be able to use it to do some detail work afterwards...

I bet you'd break quite easily, actually. Y'know. Embarrassingly easily. You'd probably TELL me what you're afraid of, just so I can make you a better popper. Besides, you smeargles are really good at painting, right? :3

That's riiiight! C'mere I need a big splatter right here. What are you afraid of? I need to know :3

Hiya! Wanna help? It'd be pretty fun to add some black splatters to my exhibition :3

Oh I dunno... You lil smeargles have that cool paint on your tail that changes colour when you're under emotional trauma, right? That makes it even EASIER to track when you get stressed out... So what I'm gonna do is bully you until something gets you JUST right... And keep doing that :3c

Hiya! ^-^
Do YOU want your blood pressure raised?

They should make a Pokémon Mystery Dungeon game where the person who gets isekaied and tf’d into pokémon is me and all of the other bigger, stronger pokémon trample me, eat me, rail me, etc.

Click click click. Click click. Click!! Good doggie.

Look Outside is fucking awesomeeee the soundtrack fucks HARD

Raising a micros blood pressure before killing it means that it splatters more... Me when I psychologically torture the micros in my terrarium so that when I decide to step on them they explode all across the room

Ur such a good boyyy... Lemme hear u keep going lemme hear those cars crunch :3 good boy :333

Oh what a good protoooo r u crushing so many cars today huhhh... R u crushing so manyyyy how many have you crushed today ;3

Big n spicy... 👀

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And finally being able to start slowly walking towards the big main group... Feeling groups of people huddled together collapsing and crunching underneath me as I end them one step at a time... Maybe I'll scrape lots of them together, group 'em up so I can trample on a nice big, squelchy pile....

I'd DEFINITELY move on to trampling that huge crowd soon enough. Maybe I'd start with a few though. Maybe I'll jam the big entrance doors I tore apart into the exit, blocking it off so I can move away from it. Pluck up a few cute people and toss em down at my paws, start trampling them into smears~

Feeling them squirm and struggle inside my mouth before I start gulping hard, forcing them down into my stomach. The crowd are screaming and gasping as they watch me do it. Broken families r crying, friends, everyone. All sobbing because the big, bad kaiju got in and ate their fwiends.... Boo hoo~

Some of them are looking back at their families and friends, who are half terrified and staying away and half tempted to come join their unlucky others, unable to bear thinking what life would be like without them... And then I just toss em into my mouth. It's a lot at once, but I can manage... ;3

Grabbing a niiice big handful, being careful not to break anyone too much. There's so manyyyy... Bringing them up to my face and breathing all over them with my maw open, showing them where they're gonna go... Hahffff~ steaaaamy breaths.... They're all squirming and crying. Cute.

Reaching a hand out and hearing everyone screaming and shouting and trying to run away, everyone falling over each other, scrambling to be safe. It's like playing with one of those sand simulation games... They're just cute little dots when they're in a crowd. Cute red dots soon...

I think crowds are intensely fun to think about. Imagine a whole group of people all trying to back away from you, seeing it shrink and press and struggle against itself. The people at the front all terrified because they'll never be as safe as the ones behind them. The first ones to die maybe...

There's literally nowhere to run, this was the safest place you could have gone and I've found it. I've found it and I'm blocking the only way out. You won't survive in here. This shelter will become a very messy tomb... :3

Is anyone else so normal about tearing into a kaiju shelter and slowly wiping out everyone inside...

YEAAAH

Hi :3

God lucario is hot 😌

Omg can we talk about how hot lucario is PLEAAAAASE I'm the number one lucario fan PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE

Callen looking at Shady with a smug smile, while the small Lucario is servicing his big paws.

Having a friend enjoying your paws feels great. How could I say no to my little buddy? He likes them big!

Smol 'Cario (and commissioner): @thatshady.lucario.social

Callen belongs to me.

🎨: @inkyrous.bsky.social

#MacroMarch

Awesome omg, you do such good work, well done x3