"kaede"

The Far side Cow tools comic featuring a bipedal cow standing behind a table in a pasture with a barn behind. Except, instead of tools in the table there are 4 carved stone faces, all with a furrowed brow and lips forming a small o shape. Caption reads, "cow oofs."

Crystal doodles

(She/Her) 🦭

PLAYTEST IS LIVE! Feed mama, find bugs and play Mama's Sleeping Angels RIGHT NOW!!!

A cow wearing a t-shirt with the word "SICKOWS" on it looks through a window at 4 crudely made tools and says "MOO... HA HA HA... MOO!!"

*does a little dance for attention*

#Lebanne
#ハルジオ
Lebanne
ハルジオ

squiadward saying AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Creepypasta: 09/11/2006

Bitchy Evil Femboy son of the CEO in a Do-Nothing job who spends his time tormenting his employees who are powerless to stop his reign of terror.

PERHAPS SOMEONE CAN FIX HIM.

WITH DICK.

Falin is asking what you’re staring at

Lulu Extraño from Great God Grove picking up Patty. capochin is dried up like a husk in the background

Rik Worth (@RikWorth) on twitter: "Actually, Frankenstein is the name of the scientist. The name of the monster is Creature_Final_FlNAL (this one!)(3)"

"Gay people should just create their own stuff" Webfishing dev got doxxed because their game was too gay, you guys literally don't let us have anything

A headline reading "QUIZ: Are You Even Good Enough For Tier List Placements To Matter?" The image for the byline is a woman on a laptop looking at the viewer with skepticism

realized I never posted this one to bsky

a yummy will save your life

Rick from Kirby standing in front of the map of the US, having won all 538 electoral votes, it's a Rick sweep!!

#ricksweep

Succubus (Plump, Male)

tumblr post by user infectouspiss: marauders/harry potter fans who "don't agree with jk rowling" are like if people loved the leopard mascot for the leopards eating peoples faces party so they wore all the merch and drew art of the mascot and talked about the leopard mascot all the time but don't worry! they don't support the leopards eating peoples faces party! they're just completely indistinguishable from people who do because they both love the leopard mascot and make loving the leopard mascot 99% of their personality, "why do people feel unsafe around me when i very clearly don't support the leopards eating peoples faces party?" says the person in the leopards eating peoples faces party merch (don't worry they bought it second hand so the leopards eating peoples faces party don't get any money from them)

Southeast Asian fantasy: A buffalo-folk performed horned puppetry for 2 kids. Puppets are attached to the horns of the buffalo-folk while supported by sticks held by their arms. The left arm holds another puppet.

"Ti-tarang, Master of Horned Puppetry"

french wikipedia is the only language that has a "list of bastards" article

I love video games.

秋ですね。がんぼるぞい。

translation:
It's autumn.

I have to confess "your browser's AI can be made to steal your banking info via prompt injection because it runs with full privileges and treats all text as equally authoritative sources of instructions, including the text of pages it's summarising" is more surprising to me than it should have been.

#flowersteel

freaks (affectionate, enthusiastic, beaming, radiating)

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