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Crabman732

@crabman732.bsky.social

Husband. Actor. Musician. Writer. Comedy…guy. JD Vance impersonator. Airplane enthusiast. Living Potato. Ancient Amulet in human form. Meat Popsicle. Let’s hang out, y’all!

745 Followers  |  18 Following  |  48 Posts  |  Joined: 20.11.2024
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The drag queen Divine gives Donald Trump a look of disgust

The drag queen Divine gives Donald Trump a look of disgust

09.02.2026 03:13 — 👍 54    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

My favorite part is when the Pats & the Seahawks lined up at the end of the game & said “good game” to each other.

09.02.2026 03:27 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara WASHINGTON—Infuriated at the sullying of a cherished American tradition, angry conservatives across the country vented their outrage Friday over this weekend’s Super Bowl being held in the foreign cit...

Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara

08.02.2026 21:00 — 👍 1560    🔁 181    💬 24    📌 6
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HEY CHICAGO FOLKS!!

COME SEE ME PLAY AT CARY’S LOUNGE ON DEVON AVE!!

It’s a fun time with great music!

NO COVER!!

30.01.2026 02:54 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

I will never get over how massively Skype dropped the ball in 2020.
That was like their MOMENT, and they completely biffed it.
#zoommeetings

20.01.2026 16:13 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Done.

11.01.2026 05:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🐻⬇️

11.01.2026 05:51 — 👍 29    🔁 7    💬 3    📌 2

You got it!

11.01.2026 05:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lol I love how all of a sudden, you lot trust the government. Y’all really need to pick a freakin’ lane.

01.12.2025 14:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, but try explaining that to Republicans. Keep in mind, these are the same people who refused to wear masks in 2020 even after it was made clear to them that it was so other people don’t get sick.

01.12.2025 14:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do you want to get other kids sick? Because this is how you get other kids sick.

26.07.2025 23:31 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good luck LCSD in their upcoming class action lawsuit!!

26.07.2025 23:29 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Ben

10.07.2025 02:05 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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24.05.2025 01:27 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Have you ever checked out @crabman732.bsky.social
Excellent JD Vance content...

23.05.2025 20:43 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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New JD VANCE video…he commenced the Navy Graduation today…

23.05.2025 21:42 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
DA POPE’S FROM CHICAGO!!!
YouTube video by Ross Childs (Crabman732) DA POPE’S FROM CHICAGO!!!

Never mind, @crabman732.bsky.social is on it
youtu.be/PYCf5P0XhZM?...

11.05.2025 01:39 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

HECK YES

10.05.2025 06:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Working on it!

15.04.2025 18:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thank you 😊😊😊

13.04.2025 00:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Well, this is pretty f***ing cool…

Patton Oswalt follows me on IG

12.04.2025 22:59 — 👍 23    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Why is it always MS-13 with these people?? I swear, these people think MS-13 has more members than Amazon Prime.

10.04.2025 01:47 — 👍 337    🔁 20    💬 16    📌 0
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When you’re an allied soldier in WW2 & you ask for orders

07.04.2025 17:57 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

🤣🤣🤣

13.03.2025 02:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I thought this was an Onion article. It’s not - it’s legit.

This is where we are now.

10.03.2025 18:05 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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New JD Vance video up on TikTok, YouTube, and IG:

09.03.2025 19:35 — 👍 20    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 1

Oh rest assured I’m working on a video for this, but it happened while I’m away from home, so my costume supplies are limited.

Also, I needed time for the rage to subside. That whole conversation was an international embarrassment for our country.

01.03.2025 15:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(*door of breakfast café explodes*)
“FISH & WILDLIFE! YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR POACHING EGGS!”

22.02.2025 18:51 — 👍 15    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0