lol I love how all of a sudden, you lot trust the government. Y’all really need to pick a freakin’ lane.
01.12.2025 14:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yeah, but try explaining that to Republicans. Keep in mind, these are the same people who refused to wear masks in 2020 even after it was made clear to them that it was so other people don’t get sick.
01.12.2025 14:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Do you want to get other kids sick? Because this is how you get other kids sick.
26.07.2025 23:31 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Good luck LCSD in their upcoming class action lawsuit!!
26.07.2025 23:29 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ben
10.07.2025 02:05 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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24.05.2025 01:27 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
Have you ever checked out @crabman732.bsky.social
Excellent JD Vance content...
23.05.2025 20:43 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
New JD VANCE video…he commenced the Navy Graduation today…
23.05.2025 21:42 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
YouTube video by Ross Childs (Crabman732)
DA POPE’S FROM CHICAGO!!!
Never mind, @crabman732.bsky.social is on it
youtu.be/PYCf5P0XhZM?...
11.05.2025 01:39 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
HECK YES
10.05.2025 06:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Working on it!
15.04.2025 18:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Thank you 😊😊😊
13.04.2025 00:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Well, this is pretty f***ing cool…
Patton Oswalt follows me on IG
12.04.2025 22:59 — 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Why is it always MS-13 with these people?? I swear, these people think MS-13 has more members than Amazon Prime.
10.04.2025 01:47 — 👍 337 🔁 20 💬 16 📌 0
When you’re an allied soldier in WW2 & you ask for orders
07.04.2025 17:57 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
🤣🤣🤣
13.03.2025 02:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I thought this was an Onion article. It’s not - it’s legit.
This is where we are now.
10.03.2025 18:05 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
New JD Vance video up on TikTok, YouTube, and IG:
09.03.2025 19:35 — 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 1
Oh rest assured I’m working on a video for this, but it happened while I’m away from home, so my costume supplies are limited.
Also, I needed time for the rage to subside. That whole conversation was an international embarrassment for our country.
01.03.2025 15:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
(*door of breakfast café explodes*)
“FISH & WILDLIFE! YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR POACHING EGGS!”
22.02.2025 18:51 — 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
DOGE By The Numbers
theonion.com/doge-by...
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“Dad, why is my sister named Crystal?”
-“Because your mother loves crystals.”
“Thanks, Dad.”
-“No problem, Diarrhea-inducing Hot Wings from Zanies in Nashville.”
15.02.2025 23:07 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
“Hey dad, why is my sister named Georgia?”
-“Because your mother loves the state of Georgia.”
“Thanks, dad.”
-“No problem, Saving 15% or more By Switching to Geico!”
15.02.2025 22:59 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
“Hey dad, why is my sister named Rose?”
-“Because your mother loves roses.”
“Thanks, dad!”
-“No problem, Jalapeño Poppers From That One Specific Chili’s in Cedar Rapids.”
15.02.2025 22:54 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Oh, you’ve got a “fulfilling and successful career”? Well, I know what a deep fried tennis ball tastes like…so who’s the real winner here?
15.02.2025 20:45 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Assembled incorrectly
13.02.2025 06:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh shit, @crabman732.bsky.social is part of the Onion?
It shouldn't come as a surprise, but here I am, surprised.
Happily.
06.02.2025 20:27 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
YouTube video by Ross Childs (Crabman732)
❌YOU CANNOT FACT-CHECK THIS!❌
True Facts About Mark Zuckerberg
Courtesy: @crabman732.bsky.social
#FuckZuck
26.01.2025 03:10 — 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
He is absolutely a full on nazi.
21.01.2025 18:04 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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