@crabman732.bsky.social
Husband. Actor. Musician. Writer. Comedy…guy. JD Vance impersonator. Airplane enthusiast. Living Potato. Ancient Amulet in human form. Meat Popsicle. Let’s hang out, y’all!
Do you want to get other kids sick? Because this is how you get other kids sick.
26.07.2025 23:31 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Good luck LCSD in their upcoming class action lawsuit!!
26.07.2025 23:29 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ben
10.07.2025 02:05 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
09.07.2025 11:07 — 👍 11610 🔁 1379 💬 126 📌 82
Have you ever checked out @crabman732.bsky.social
Excellent JD Vance content...
New JD VANCE video…he commenced the Navy Graduation today…
23.05.2025 21:42 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Never mind, @crabman732.bsky.social is on it
youtu.be/PYCf5P0XhZM?...
HECK YES
10.05.2025 06:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Working on it!
15.04.2025 18:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thank you 😊😊😊
13.04.2025 00:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Well, this is pretty f***ing cool…
Patton Oswalt follows me on IG
Why is it always MS-13 with these people?? I swear, these people think MS-13 has more members than Amazon Prime.
10.04.2025 01:47 — 👍 338 🔁 20 💬 16 📌 0
When you’re an allied soldier in WW2 & you ask for orders
07.04.2025 17:57 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0🤣🤣🤣
13.03.2025 02:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I thought this was an Onion article. It’s not - it’s legit.
This is where we are now.
New JD Vance video up on TikTok, YouTube, and IG:
09.03.2025 19:35 — 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0Oh rest assured I’m working on a video for this, but it happened while I’m away from home, so my costume supplies are limited.
Also, I needed time for the rage to subside. That whole conversation was an international embarrassment for our country.
(*door of breakfast café explodes*)
“FISH & WILDLIFE! YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR POACHING EGGS!”
DOGE By The Numbers
theonion.com/doge-by...
“Dad, why is my sister named Crystal?”
-“Because your mother loves crystals.”
“Thanks, Dad.”
-“No problem, Diarrhea-inducing Hot Wings from Zanies in Nashville.”
“Hey dad, why is my sister named Georgia?”
-“Because your mother loves the state of Georgia.”
“Thanks, dad.”
-“No problem, Saving 15% or more By Switching to Geico!”
“Hey dad, why is my sister named Rose?”
-“Because your mother loves roses.”
“Thanks, dad!”
-“No problem, Jalapeño Poppers From That One Specific Chili’s in Cedar Rapids.”
Oh, you’ve got a “fulfilling and successful career”? Well, I know what a deep fried tennis ball tastes like…so who’s the real winner here?
15.02.2025 20:45 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Assembled incorrectly
13.02.2025 06:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh shit, @crabman732.bsky.social is part of the Onion?
It shouldn't come as a surprise, but here I am, surprised.
Happily.
True Facts About Mark Zuckerberg
Courtesy: @crabman732.bsky.social
#FuckZuck
He is absolutely a full on nazi.
21.01.2025 18:04 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0he's not a sympathizer though. id argue he's a full on 100% nazi at this point.
21.01.2025 04:46 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0the salute isn't what makes him a Nazi sympathizer...the fact that he routinely supports right-wing leaders, turned Twitter into a cesspool of ACTUAL nazis & white supremacists, and routinely supports eugenics...THAT is what makes him a Nazi sympathizer.
The salute is just sesame seeds on the bun.
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