Hershé J0nes

Side note: I truly only see Tyler Sperry when I see him.

Full page "ad" in The Onion for "60 Minutes": "Is NBC Hiring? Lesley Stahl investigates."

I wonder who got sacrificed.

FiveBlackGuys if that counts

Willow ate up everybody. Didn't even leave a crumb

Drop someone ANNOYING

Drop someone ANNOYING

Drop someone ANNOYING

Drop someone ANNOYING

Drop someone ANNOYING

Nate with the heavy tongue from Boyz II Men used to do it for every time

Jasmine Crockett has early lead over James Talarico in red-hot Senate primary Texas Democrats are hoping to break a 32-year losing streak in statewide elections and take their first U.S. Senate seat since 1988.

Dallas Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett sprinted to an early lead over Austin state Rep. James Talarico Tuesday night in the Democratic primary for U.S. Senate in a race that will have national implications heading toward November.

Judge orders Dallas County to extend polling hours for Texas Democratic primary amid voter confusion Two county Republican parties opted to use precinct-level rather than countywide polling sites, which Democrats say led voters to show up at the wrong locations.

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No because one of mine is “I WAS TOLD BY APPLE CARE!”

Ive been trying to think. I habe no idea. My parents never kept me from watching Rated R movies so i never payed attention to what a movie was rated. Maybe Silence of the Lambs...

Do Christian people not read their own bible. I'm no biblical scholar, but even I can recognize the Anti Christ mentioned in the chapter of Revelations ffs. I'm reminded daily why Im an atheist

Maaaaaaannnnn FCK Chris Rock

If Will don’t call him a “bitch” to his face, I won’t be watching

This is why red states have higher voter apathy. Always shenanigans.

I feel bad for these folks just trying to exercise their constitutional right to vote and having to deal with this mess.

Info in 🧵

Yall be scared?

iran really letting that choppa sing.

I saw The Watermelon Woman in high school, and instantly feel for Cheryl Dunye.

So. . . people who take off their clothing while wearing Meta glasses are having their nudes recorded. . .

Dah well.
Shouldn't be wearing Meta glasses, fucking doofuses

Migrating to Blacksky PDS: Complete Guide | Blacksky Documentation Complete guide to migrating your Bluesky account to Blacksky's infrastructure. Covers migration tools, step-by-step instructions, troubleshooting, and how to use Blacksky services without migrating.

A lot of y’all have been asking me to help you with understanding migration from Bluesky to Blacksky, this sums it up perfectly and explains it from A to Z: docs.blacksky.community/migrating-to...

If you run into any trouble knock on my door or hit up support.

Tim from sweetie pies

I know all those celebrities that invested in Dubai and Israel feel stupid as shit. You thought you was getting ahead of the crowd to invest in oppression and now the person that told you it was the plug, bombed the shit out of your investment.

Witcho stupid ass.