Fernan

Not tearing families apart or forcing people to choose between rent and medicine? No, apparently the sin is maybe getting bred at a glory hole. Not my thing—if it’s yours, Helena Homewrecker, enjoy—but it’s wild what people decide is unforgivable.

Something about “I’ll expose Mike Johnson as gay” feels off. No one should be shoved out of the closet. But really—is being gay the worst thing to his supporters?

Laura Loomer has had more gender-affirming procedures done to herself than all of the trans people I know put together.

“There is nowhere in the Bible where we are taught to honor evil. And how you die does not redeem how you live.”

-Pastor Howard John-Wesley
Alfred Street Baptist Church

May we never forget them

Gun violence spares no one. It steals lives, shatters families, and threatens our freedom—but, it is preventable.

Owning the libs? In this economy? They're going to have to be putting us on layaway at this point.

Have a safe flight!

It doesn’t matter the coast, gays will be gays 😂

You guys are amazing

Smudging? Burning sage? Please. In a Filipino house, that’s called frying tuyo or heating up bagoong. The smell hits you like a 🩴 to the face. If the spirits can survive that? Let them stay. They’ve earned it.

But good news! ICE agents finally get their moment—grab your guns, boys, and go fight Daddy’s war! Nothing says “patriot” like deflecting a dictatorship with camouflage and chaos.

Oh wow, Trump started an unconstitutional war—how totally on-brand! Probably just trying to spice things up since the economy’s on life support, people are vanishing like it’s a magic trick, and, oops, he might’ve cheated.

In 1986, it was pressure, not pitchforks that defeated Ferdinand Marcos in the Philippines. Only 3.5% of the Filipino population protested for three days. They boycotted all of the Marcos-allied businesses until those allies called for him to step down.

Or do we keep the pressure, not the pitchforks? Progress isn’t always pretty—but neither are we before our morning coffee.

Now the left wants perfection out the gate—one slip and you’re canceled harder than cable. Gavin Newsom’s record on trans issues isn’t perfect, but should we yeet him into the same bin as Trump?

In 2008, Obama wasn’t exactly waving the rainbow flag—dude didn’t even back marriage equality. But by term two? Full-blown ally, Beyoncé levels.

Article III – Courts
Judges interpret the law. Supreme Court’s the drama-filled final word. Lifetime jobs—like your tita who never retires but loves to judge.

Article II – President
The President’s the boss—but like, can’t do everything. Signs laws, runs the military, does speeches, kisses babies, and prays for no scandals.

Articles

Article I – Congress
We hired Congress to make laws, not take naps. Two teams: the House (rowdy) and the Senate (older, slower). They better work or we vote ’em out.

Preamble
We the people are sick of chaos, so we’re putting some rules down—to keep things fair, chill, safe, and free. For us, our kids, and our kids’ annoying kids.

The Constitution of the United States: A Transcription Note: The following text is a transcription of the Constitution as it was inscribed by Jacob Shallus on parchment (the document on display in the Rotunda at the National Archives Museum). The spelling...

I think it’s a good idea to repost the U.S. Constitution in everyday language people can understand. Here we go!

www.archives.gov/founding-doc...

The Constitution of the United States: A Transcription Note: The following text is a transcription of the Constitution as it was inscribed by Jacob Shallus on parchment (the document on display in the Rotunda at the National Archives Museum). The spelling...

I think it’s a good idea to repost the U.S. Constitution in everyday language people can understand. Here we go!

www.archives.gov/founding-doc...

Are Karoline and Stephen fucking behind the scenes? 🤮 Asking for a friend

Dad, Sophia, and Junior. Seaport Village. 2006. The sun was bright, the wind off the bay tugging at our hair. We laughed. We didn’t know then what we know now. That nothing lasts. Not the afternoon. Not the moment. Not even us.
Only the love.
And the ache that follows. #grief

Spent fifth grade trying to erase my accent so kids would stop 🤭🤣. Joke’s on them—I kept the accent and the 🏳️‍🌈. Accents are 🗺️ , not mistakes. I’m 🇵🇭 , I’m 🏳️‍🌈, and I refuse to sound like a mayonnaise sandwich just to make you comfortable. This 🏳️‍🌈 Month, I’m loud, proud, and not changing a damn thing.

Babe, calm down. No one’s stopping you from throwing on some cargo shorts and declaring July ‘Straight Fragility Month.’ Go off. Just don’t act like you’re being silenced when really, you’re just mad the spotlight isn’t on you for once.

You know those people who get all worked up over Pride? They’ve got an oppression kink. Like, they want to be oppressed so bad—it’s wild. “Why don’t we get a month?”

Real talk: are you voting for people who actually protect vets’ rights and benefits? Or just using them to shut down Pride posts? Don’t act like it’s about respect when it’s really just deflection with a side of weak sauce.

They’re in the comments again—“What about Veterans Month?” Like, okay, Chad. Did you actually go to a vet event? Support a vet-owned biz? Or do you just pop off online between protein shakes?