MJ Huntsgood

the one nice thing about being unemployed is every woman i encounter is immediately a woman in power in comparison to me which is instantly hotter

the downside is that im just an unemployed burnout writer with nothing to contribute to anything but my art

I can't parallel park either it's okay man

My acerbicly tongue-in-cheek "How to Go From Book Idea To Literary Agent In Under One Year" just dropped in @thehooghlyreview.bsky.social !

Want to write a book? Want a literary agent? Are you willing to sacrifice your sanity?

Have I got the article for you.

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Hi there!!

also, I have SO MANY new followers.

Please introduce yourselves so i can know who aren't bots and follow you back

just saw a shirt for sale that says "my son-in-law is my favorite child" and if my father was alive, he would have worn it every time my husband and i came over unironically

it’s “international day of persons with disabilities” not “what's your superpower? day”

just a reminder for the next time someone asks me that when i tell them i'm autistic

Mizuki Yamamoto — Does It Have Pockets Receipt | Bath House | Molting Season

Three little 🤏🏻 micros from yours truly are up in the December issue of @doesithavepockets.bsky.social! Thank you to Camille and the editorial team! ✨

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searching for my Spotify wrapped and apparently it's just making up these mixes for me now but honestly this tracks

of all the things I've accomplished this year, I still think wrangling this quote out of an aggressive dude in a huge post about me might have been my favorite

it's award season, and i have six eligible pieces, all linked under "short works" on my website. one---"a common tongue"---is also speculative.

thank you to all of the magazines, blogs, and anthologies who have accepted my work, and every beta who has looked over my words.

i'm an hwa & sfwa member

the road to my tbr is paved with good intentions

Been struggling to figure out how to make a morning related Thanksgiving joke

but I guess genocide and decades of feeding children misinformation isn't funny

writers, in case you need it: you don't have to write today. in fact, you can take the whole season off. it's okay to rest.

okay how many days do i have to unlisten to my "unbreak my heart playlist" 8000 times before my husband sees this this wrapped thing

Thank you!!!!

an absolutely beautiful story! a must read!

I identify as spaghetti because I too appear straight until you get me hot, wet, and salty

"Perfume is for women who need announcing." @aishatuado.bsky.social , in her latest work

Me, with eight bottles of Airelle Shoshanna's Monday because it's my "lucky scent": yes

ELSA doesn't have a body. She's a camera. Locks. Walls. And a heart. A heart that can shatter.

Special thanks to 📸 dawnwilldraw for capturing this beautiful rendition of the difficult, dangerous, and delightful ELSA from my novel TIN HEART. #horror #horrorromance #scifi

do any other autistics hate the term "neurospicy" or am i just an unfun bitch

my husband: who is Thomas?

me: it says "thanks"

It was eight btw and a threat that if they didn't I would go home and do it myself

Anyway I had minor surgery and I'm doing much better thank you.

"oh, what is MJ short for?"

"I'm actually 5'7."

me, going through menopause: why would anyone fuck with their hormones unless their life was utterly miserable

them: to win sportsball

World’s First Generational Tobacco Ban Takes Effect For People Born After 2007 After a failed attempt in New Zealand, the Maldives has succeeded.

as a lifelong smoker who can't quit:

JUST MAKE IT ILLEGAL FOR EVERYONE

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"laid off" is just another term for full time writer

Query Help Services I'm broke, It Makes Sense, It's Not Necessary

for more information please check out:

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As many of you know, I don't believe in monetizing information.

I am offering some services for things that I am good at that I know are challenges for people.

Can't figure out a comp? Having a hard time making that first (or third) agent list? Let me help!

When I complained, the supervisor said to me, "Do you think you should call 911 for your 'Google searches'?"

I'm not calling for a new set of boxers, I'm calling for 911.