Tired and Confused

Silly gay man taking a picture of himself in a jockstrap in a bathroom mirror

Jocktober?

It’s pretty astounding that RFK has even less brains than his uncle

Seeing NIN next month so fucking excited to wear my ‘slut for reznor’ shirt

Remembering the days of knowing £X will be in your account on Day Y is foolish. These hunger game trials are character building. Soul crushing even

Yeah but can you imagine working for a boss again

I’ve had nothing to do with that pedophile since he stole all of my teenage masseuses.

It was even better than best

#KateNash does it again in #BrassEye Parady mocking UK TERFs 😂⤵️

Hussy

Seeing her in Miami in a week!! Can't wait to see this GODDESS

Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop

Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
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Area Teen Forced to Explain to Parents That Rocket Ship Emoji Doesn't Mean "Excited About Medicare" in Classified Chat

For a half century, our leaders committed this country to a war on drugs. Drugs won, though the war against them filled prisons, clogged courthouses, destroyed families and militarized police. Now wailing against fentanyl, a new charlatan will collapse the global economy.

We are morons forever.

I believe the exact color they used for the skin tone is called hard r.

As a friendly reminder to all you homos who follow me… ❤️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Reporter: If you could speak directly to Elon Musk, what would you say?

Rep. Jasmine Crockett: Fuck off.

repost is trans people should have free boneless wings

I love boneless wings :3

Actual gasp

Getting SE to even acknowledge FF8 is an impossible task in itself

You look like you hide a deep sadness

Don't you drink cider from a 3L bottle usually

The image features a cropped screenshot of an article headline, authored by Alice Thomson, titled "Don’t replace the culture war with class war." Below the headline, a crying man meme is superimposed with text saying: "Bro please don’t worry about why you pay more in taxes than billionaires. Worry about the War on Christmas & The Trans Agenda. Please bro. Stay distracted bro."

Every conservative columnist right now.

‘it’s being reported that the united healthcare ceo shooter was a handsome man in his 30’s’

ryan murphy:

There's so many hours to go until login 😩 like almost 3

Why yes my playlists are a fever dream thank you for noticing

There should be more drunk reporting at historic events

Me please