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I have a much younger cousin who is trans, who was at today’s family party - as well as older relative(s) who haven’t been in touch in over a decade & had no clue who he was when they saw him. Had to bust out one of my favorite phrases, “You don’t have to understand, you just have to be respectful.”

06.12.2025 22:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m not much of a kid person, but I gotta say, it does feel kinda gooey when a little kid trusts and loves you implicitly and wants to include you in their shenanigans. This message brought to you by my nephew’s 2nd birthday party today.

06.12.2025 22:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s actually really sweet ☺️🎮

05.12.2025 19:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hell yeah

04.12.2025 20:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
An image posted by Liverpool FC commemorating what would have been Diogo Jota’s birthday.

An image posted by Liverpool FC commemorating what would have been Diogo Jota’s birthday.

Grateful forever for Jota’s life and everything he gave to our club and community ❤️ #LFC #YNWA

04.12.2025 19:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stahppp

04.12.2025 18:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Some things never change 😊

04.12.2025 16:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This probably sounds goofy, but I’m absolutely terrified of the traffic patterns in the town I just moved to this weekend, so I waited til stupid o’clock so there wouldn’t be any traffic to take a little joyride up the main road and try to shake off my driving nerves a bit. I think it helped! Bleh.

03.12.2025 05:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Quite frankly I’d part with a shameful amount of money for lightly modernized or even just straight ports of Guitar Hero 1-3 and 80s.

01.12.2025 02:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My brother in law thought it would be funny to ‘challenge’ me to put Pepper X sauce in my lunch. Son, I don’t know who you think you’re talking to, I’ll drink it if you wanna test me 😁

28.11.2025 17:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Honestly, the dream

26.11.2025 17:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh no

25.11.2025 22:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My sister: “Anything special you want at Thanksgiving dinner?”
Me: “Oh I’m happy with whatever you wanna do, all that matters to me is my annual opportunity to evangelize to your children about Concorde.”

23.11.2025 17:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well…
When you walk through a storm, I suppose.
#LFC

22.11.2025 17:18 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Holy shit

20.11.2025 21:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The social internet progressing past IRC was a mistake

16.11.2025 05:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Taking what is probably my last-ever trip on the LIRR and somebody poured absolutely an entire large hazelnut coffee all over every possible inch of the floor of this train car. Watching everybody doing duck waddles trying to get through to a seat without becoming coated in it. Delightful. Stunning.

15.11.2025 20:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lambo absolutely out there living his best life

14.11.2025 21:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My mom was the one who put me on to the Beastie Boys - she grew up in NYC at the same time they came up, and they had a big influence on her. She died shortly before MCA did, and I said that it was just as well, because she wouldn’t want to live in a world without the Beasties - only kind of a joke.

09.11.2025 14:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Beastie Boys’ 2004 “To The 5 Boroughs” is largely a criticism of Bush-era political garbage, and I love it with all my heart, but listening to it now is making me so sad about where we are today. Anyway, MCA forever 🩷

09.11.2025 14:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He’s pretty sure he deserves that celebratory steak, Michael.

07.11.2025 23:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This made me ponder whether this is morally acceptable on repeat viewing … no.

07.11.2025 23:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh is THAT what the kids are calling it these days

07.11.2025 23:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Whaaat no way

07.11.2025 18:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just don’t get it. Like … why? Fuckers that stupid don’t deserve their money.

06.11.2025 22:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This post prompted by seeing a parent post that their child had broken their 4th (!!) Chromebook, good lord 🫣

06.11.2025 22:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am so, so grateful to have been a kid in school before chromebooks/laptops were a thing, let alone a requirement; I remember teachers beginning projects by asking, show of hands, how many of you have internet access at home? to plan computer lab time.

06.11.2025 22:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No way

06.11.2025 21:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In researching life in the town I’m about to be moving to, I’ve found out that there’s an official LFC supporters chapter that meets up like 20 minutes from my new place - but they seem to coordinate exclusively via Facebook 😭

06.11.2025 21:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Farfalle for whimsy, especially if I’m making a feel-good mac & cheese.

06.11.2025 21:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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