The Man with No Shirt On

Had to stop the #FPL weekly insight. Just no time. 530am to midnight is full on packed out 😴

Definitely heading for a heart attack at some stage 😬😬😬

a man wearing shorts and a hat is walking down a street . ALT: a man wearing shorts and a hat is walking down a street .

What’s one piece or style of clothing you’ll never wear. I’ll go first…

Jorts 🙅🏻

Lowlight of FPL year: finding out Saka was starting & Semenyo benched at 1145pm.

Highlight of my FPL year: waking up 6am to find that benching Saka (+ Saliba) & starting Semenyo (+ Livramento) worked out.

Lowlight of my FPL year:
Not having Mbeumo and watching him smash United (capt Watkins 😬)

I’d like it if they did away with fantasy assists and stuck to opta as they do with many stats.

Drawn 7 of 16 league games should read! Broke my phone screen this morning when a taxi drove over it!

Arsenal won last 6 bs Crystal Palace, scoring 19 times, conceding only 4.

Palace surely have one eye in the weekend FA Cup Semi-Final, Arsenal maybe thinking ahead to their CL Semi the following midweek.

Low scoring 2-0 home win.

#ARSCRY

In a match up between two CL-place chasers, Aston Villa have lost last 9 in all comps at the Etihad. In fact, they haven’t won away at Manchester City since 2007.

City better at home as are Villa. Both teams picked up similar points in last 10 (Villa 18, City 17).

Going to call draw 2-2.

#MCIAST

Nottingham Forest need to arrest their slide back towards the chasing pack in their race for the CL spots.

Spurs continue to look suspect with focus surely now on the Europa league.

That being said, can see this being a surprise and Spurs winning 3-1.

#TOTNFO

Liverpool won last 6 vs Leicester and look to move closer to wrapping up the league.

Leicester got first point since end of January last time out (and scored!) but hard to see anything but a comprehensive away win. 0-3 Liverpool.

#LEILIV

Wolves are unbeaten in 5 PL games (W4 D1).

Manchester United hadn’t won in all comps in 4 matches before their miraculous recovery in the Europa League.

Can see midweek exertions taking their toll and Wolves doing the double over United in the Prem for the first time.

1-2 Wolves.

Ipswich have shown real fight this season but still often fall short.

On that note, I’ll keep this brief! Arsenal to stay sharp and focused and nail down second. Comfortable 0-3 away win.

#IPSARS

This London derby mostly ends up with a Chelsea success, with Fulham losing 5 of last 6 (W1).

Really tough to call this one as form has been similar for a long stretch (last 10, Fulham have 15 points, Chelsea 14, both 0 GD).

Sit on the Craven Cottage fence here. 1-1.

#FULCHE

Aston Villa have only lost twice at home all season in all comps (Palace EFL 1/8 finals, Arsenal PL GW2), though have drawn 7 out of 18 league games.

Newcastle have won 8 of last 10 away in all comps.

At Villa park, Newcastle only won 1 of last 8 (4L 3D).

Tough to call. 3-2 Villa.

#ASTNEW

West Ham haven’t won in their last 5 games (D2 L3) but impressed last time out vs the Champions elect.

Southampton only picked up 1 points from last 8 PL games.

Hard to see anything but a home win. 3-1 The Hammers.

#WHUSOU

Everton haven’t won this matchup since 2017, that’s a run of 16 matches (D3 L13). They do continue to impress under the Moyesiah, only losing 1-0 to Liverpool in last 9 games.

City performing better recently, with one defeat in 8, winning 2 or last 3 away (D1).

Back another away win. 0-1.

#EVEMCI

After going unbeaten in 8 in all comps, Crystal Palace have got smashed in the last 2.

Bournemouth finally got their first PL win in 2 months last time out.

Traditionally a low scoring match (last 8 games produced 10 total goals), can see this being low scoring again.

0-1 away win.

#CRYBOU

Back for some #EPL #PremierLeague #FPL insights.

Last 2 games Brentford vs Brighton have ended 0-0 with Brighton unbeaten in 5 in this matchup (W2 D3).

Brentford only picked up 3 pts from last 9 H games. Brighton only lost 2 of last 11 A games in all comps.

Back away side. 1-2 Brighton.

#BREBHA

Me too!

I’ll take a 20 point BB every day of the week as Bournemouth duo come in clutch!

In fact, I’ve only had more points on the bench once this season (22points GW10).

#FPL #GW32

I’ve never had a successful BB tbh so even the appearance points are putting me on a small green

Cheers man. Hasn’t started well 😂😂😂

I’ve moved to Murphy and going for the BB this week. Verbruggen, Gvardiol, Semenyo and Kerkez on the bench (could just as easily be Raya and Saliba instead of the Brighton and City guys but it really doesn’t matter)

No #FPL insight ms these last two rounds — too much work and prepping for moving across the world to, so haven’t got an hour spare to write something good.

Hope to get back on the horse before the end of the season!

Good luck in #GW32

My Gordon GW30 WC risk isn’t paying off yet. Hope he’s back for the double 🤞.

At least I get Semenyo’s 6 points off the bench. Might be my first bench jam of the the year!

Spurs have an awful record at Stamford Bridge — they only have one win in the PL (2018).

Chelsea won 3/4 in all comps at home 2-0. Chelsea won 6 of last 7 at home.

Spurs lost 4 of last 5 away.

Favour history with a few goals. 3-2 Chelsea

#CHETOT

Everton’s last 4 games have all ended as score draws.

Liverpool have only one loss in the league all season.

Since 2000, Everton have only won once at Anfield (2021), losing the last 3 meetings 2-0.

Go with a 2-0 home win again

#LIVEVE

Southampton have only picked up 4 points from the last 15 games.

Hard to make any case for anything except Palace away win—they’ve won their last 6 away games (5 by 2-0), with 7 away clean sheets in a row.

0-2 Palace.

#SOUCRY

Brentford have flipped the script and have gone unbeaten in 6 away from home (4CS). They have not won at St. James’ Park in PL.

Yoan Wissa scored in last three in this match.

Surprising draw. Newcastle still on a high. 2-2

#NEWBRE

Leicester have not scored in 5 games.

City only 2 clean sheets in last 9 H2H.

Fancy an upset… Leicester to score in a 5-1 loss.

#MCILEI

Brighton unbeaten in 7 all comps (W6).

Villa won last 4 games in all comps with 3 clean sheets.

Brighton only won once vs Villa at home since 2010 (1W 3D 2L).

Fun game with a few goals. 2-2.

#BHAAST