very polite Eminem

sometimes I call minty at work and he answers bc maybe it’s an emergency but his phone is connected to BOH speakers. So now the kitchen is aware he needs to call his mama lou and wish her a happy 95th birthday.

A rlly fantastic text from minty yesterday

Feeling held by my community (left my wallet at spak and they recognized my name as a pigeon person so spak called pigeon and my mom was working so she called me)

Tuesday: frying pierogi for breakfast, minty leaves for the city lot to clean and sort seeds, in a few hours I pick up Ezri from preschool.

Mintys getting bottom surgery (a bbl)

the family I’ve been nannying for 1.5 years is having a second kid and they want to name it Lyla 🤘

it was so peaceful for me when everyone went to the one snare drum show

I ate amaranth for 2 days and it made me skinnier and I have no one to tell bc I wasn’t trying to do that and also I don’t care

I go to a 1 hour sauna session every Tuesday night called Ultra Silent. what do I wear? Doesn’t matter. Who will I see? Don’t know, won’t actually see anyway it’s dim red light. What will I say? Nothing it’s silent. What if I don’t feel good? Doesn’t matter I’ll feel better during and after.

sunning butthole

What’s up are we posting booty here