allen

not my gay ass logging into a work meeting and seeing someone's camera pop up from another team and my first thought is just "daddy???" 😮‍💨😩

i keep reading AuDHD as Gold ADHD and I'm like there's ranks???

i mean yeah me too

does anyone else who works from home still hide in the bathroom to escape responsibility

i wish my every day was Hairy Men 😉

it's also really funny as a trans person to do these and be like "wow I got hair then" when your every day is hairy man

hair growth from early 2024 - late 2024 - now

buy not rent I dont own a car but same difference you're paying monthly

i swear to god a requirement to rent an Escalade is to be a horrible fucking driver

im mostly joking but why are you passive aggressively grilling me about my partner 🤔 and looking at me like that

passing win: someone doesn't know you're trans so they give you the Homophobic Stare

whiteout (PS1)

was talking to someone a few weeks back who was like "yeah I've never had a panic attack" and I kinda thought having at least one panic attack was a universal experience

🐊 𝗡𝗢 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗦 🐊

>into bears
>not into chubby/obese (their words)

look i can somewhat get what they're looking for here but I'm also terribly confused

you know what day it is

columbusites only but every time I see that ketamine billboard off 5th and highland I get so confused for a second

"but you can cuddle for warmth!" the point here is what happens when you aren't cuddling anymore? if you both lie on your side there is a gap where the cold air gets in the bed

remind me tomorrow to illustrate why sharing a bed in the colder months sucks

i feel like i don't see anyone who looks like me celebrated or seen as attractive and don't even get me started on feeling like they are if they're cis lmao

i don't think people who have never struggled with their weight and feeling like they don't fit the traditionally attractive mold understand how much it fucking sucks and wrecks your self esteem

ALL DOGS!

collab with @drewwise.bsky.social

#b3d #MFDOOM

bear in the bear costume

in falling for advertising news: watching maple leafs game, maple leafs have oreo logo on helmet, helmet is oreo box color
i go buy oreos

oh this fuckin RULES

drunk, tired, needing to pee, and a little sad far from home which is a bad combo

gearing up for trick-or-treating 👻🎃