Chris Bucholz

@jon_bois a football player carries the ball to the 49 yard line, then the 50 yard line. however, after taking another step forward, he finds to his astonishment that he is once again at the 49 yard line. but how can this be? this is the grand riddle of football

Two muscular people clasping hands meme. Hands are labeled "Don't call me daughter" Person on the left is labeled "Eddie Vedder" person on the right is labeled "Overprotective Pirate Fathers"

Posting this to X, Threads, and Bluesky as an experiment

[yelling over club music] I said grief is a rain that falls on everything

I don't want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse

If Gen Z really wants to dunk on millennials, they should learn about Foursquare and go around saying stuff like, "I hear you're the mayor of this Panera Bread."

I need you all to see the hype video that this person made to sell their 1994 Geo Metro

This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read

forgot I made this lol

a rapier squad from horus heresy

Horus Heresy 3.0 will finally introduce a new “posting” phase where players will attempt to win the messaging war on the battlefield of ideas

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social • 1h Going to become "the bad boy of Jeopardy" and by that I mean "I'm going to use my phone to look up the answers" until "Ken Jennings beats my ass" 9 • 176 Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social You mean look up the questions.

This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online

I’ve known Robert Prevost for years as one of the main figures in online TMNT fandom, where no one has a bad word to say about him. He probably won’t have as much time to contribute to Turtles wikis with his new gig but I though his choice of “Pope Leo” was a lovely nod to the community

The hard truth is that there are some products you just can't make in America. These must be imported from elsewhere. Like chocolates, for example. American workers will always become overwhelmed by the speed of the conveyor belt. They'll end up shoving the sweets into their mouths and blouses

If you have EVER enjoyed the ridiculous BIGFEETS podcast or the other work I've done in association with the comedy collective 1900HOTDOG, PLEASE READ. I've been asked to address some rumors about their operation, so here goes. Thread:

LOTR meme: Legolas: that is a Volvo sedan, unless my eyes are cheated by some spell. Fandalf: the 200 series is the lord of all Volvos, and has been my friend through many dangers

A screenshot of a New York Times update that says: In Grand Central Terminal, Leon Chang, 26, of Brooklyn, said he had not heard of congestion pricing and asked what it was. When explained it was a toll for cars entering Manhattan, he then asked “What do you mean? What is a car?” Walking outside, we showed him a vehicle parked on the street. He gently touched the hood of the car. “You wish to forbid these majestic beasts from entering the city,” he said in a wistful tone. “It is a folly of man. The desire to tame the world around us.”

where does the new york times even find these people

Seems like a newscast its a scene from above looking down on earth from a helicopter i suppose and it simply states COMING UP: MORE PROBLEMS

someone should make a movie about christmas

SIMPLY HAVING A

"i'd have sex with luigi the shooter! i'd ride him all crazy etc" no you wouldn't. you'd hurt his back

Can’t overstate a) how much this is the perfect opening to any work of fiction and b) how much it understands me, personally

i taped my first ever comedy special two nights ago. it's called 'the tiny man is going to kill me' and will be out next year and that's all i can say AT THIS TIME

DETECTIVE HARRY HOLE: Its me, norways famous detective, Harry Hole. in Norway it's a normal name.

POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder

You guys simply cannot understand the emotional labor that goes into posting: (insert name of recently divorced celebrity) do you like alternative rock

It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes

Ravenholm is for Lovers

hand proffering something to a goat with a red line through it

please do not teach the goats italian

headline: baby on japan store sign turns into horror poster child as in melts in intense summer heat in recent years three images of the same billboard of a baby, progressively getting scarier with blackening eyes and mouth

2024-core

if you watch Rocky backwards it's an unboxing video