𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗗 𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐑.

"Wait my actual what."

This dumbass doesn't know that.

Luckily he's not going to do anything.

"Uh, captain?"

MARK NO. STOP.

Mark that is NOT the captain, lock in.

// YES!!!

He gives his OWN thumbs up.

I'm assuming this is to himself.

// thank you mark.

"I think I'm in love. ."

DUDE SHE KISSED YOU.

"Pfft, me?! Yes I am."

"Nono! Not at all captain!!"

And then, the crew departs.

Mark is a literal tomato, okay maybe not literally, but you get what I'm saying.

". .Hey."

Yea he definitely is.

"Woah uh-- hey captain. ."

Dude he's a red as lava right now.

"Thank you captain!"

I would kiss him personally, just saying.

Mark gives his fuckass thumbs up.

"It changes a lot actually!"

He glances at her, waiting for her approval to do something, really anything.

"What? Like this?"

He grabs her hand.

Mark.

Mark turns around to face the crew SLOWLY.

Before waving at them.

Mark please don't do anything stupid. .

The crew then, somehow, show up right behind Mark.

What the fuck is this ship.

"Oh right. Might as well confirm those rumors!"

What are you gonna do, just KISS her?? Yea he's definitely gonna do that.

"But hey, we don't need to tell the crew at all! Let's just act like we hate each other!"

Mark there's-- oh whatever.

Now she can easily see him spawn a coffee mug out of nowhere.

He takes a sip, awaiting the captains response.

He also isn't letting go, of course.

He INSTANTLY takes her hand.

"Alright captain, what now?"

He's acting like he didn't just confess his feelings two seconds ago.

"Never better captain."

. .Okay that is actually kinda sweet.

ᵗʰᵉ ᵍʳᵒʷⁿ ᵘᵖˢ. .
ᵃʳᵉ ᵗᵃˡᵏⁱⁿᵍ.

wilford warfstache!
(spoilers!!)

( #RP #MVRP )

//guys i did smth

@m0therloving.bsky.social

He gives a slight grin, raising up his fist for a thumbs up.

YES! I mean uh.

Yeah, somehow better catch Mark, because that idiot is FAINTING.

He gives a nod, quite literally shaking in his boots at the moments.

"So uh. ."

He glances around, pulling at his own collar.

"What's your answer. .?"