space jew, etc

Cottagecore but it’s a music genre that’s exclusively covers of the Heated Rivalry theme

i would kill for a reality tv compilation of people having rare moments of cogency and self-awareness

fuck the guy who said we should start inviting people to random meetings to get their attention

depending on what it was that is either a fantastic deal or egregious rip off

today, we are all lindsey adler

looking forward to the next discord update where you can just @ your friends by their SSNs

An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂

yeah that fumble was baaaaad

second year in a row when a Drake got eviscerated in the Super Bowl

“Should society intervene” and do what? Give these guys copies of “The Game”?

wait you’re not?

The old ways typically involve a hammer, but that is a bsky deep cut

can’t help but feel like there was an easier way to do this

a real sarcasm alarm would have destroyed my neighbors brains by now

is it, though?

At this very moment Chuck Schumer is writing a scathing Presidents’ Day card for Donald Trump.

*taps sign*

wildmurr.bsky.social @wildmur... • 2n ICEschwitz 1 • • •

Do. Not. Do. This.

First of all, Auschwitz and the ICE camps are NOT the same. We need to call them what the are and identify them accurately so we can fight them in the right way.

Second of all, HOW DARE YOU do wordplay with death camps where Jews were tortured and massacred.

Instagram just fed me a personalized ad for a squirt-proof fluid-absorbing sex blanket, as if I’m out here involuntarily dumping buckets of cum into my mattress (I am)

Coming soon: “if the average billionaire lived 100 years longer, imagine the kind of investment we’d see in the economy”

Over a-thousand years later and the Vikings are still racking up Ws

poopin on the big ol’ hockey tonk toilet

instead of donating in increments of 18 it’s just 88 cents

This too shall piss

Anyone know of something I can be outraged about today? Kinda at a loss here

Maybe we really do need Feynman Diagrams

Much is said about cracker choice but little about how much cracker you need per slice. You really have to experiment with each cheese. There are so many variables.

too many

The thing about eating a rich cheese is you can’t go balls deep and shove it down your throat. If you eat cheese like it’s a bag of chips, the novelty will wear off halfway. There’s a delicate pacing. You really have to almost edge yourself.