space jew, etc

flying on a boeing. turbulence. altitude lost. i don’t know if this post will send, so i’m leaving this note on my phone. i want to set the record straight about what went on here. i want people to know what happened on this plane

Kinda wish this game were in Boston so we could make tea jokes

The World Baseball Classic: Like the All-Star Game but it actually fucking matters

We need an ediment button on our poasts

I would encourage the experimentation

smoke em if ya got em

you ever see a pair of breasts and think… well done

Cottagecore but it’s a music genre that’s exclusively covers of the Heated Rivalry theme

i would kill for a reality tv compilation of people having rare moments of cogency and self-awareness

fuck the guy who said we should start inviting people to random meetings to get their attention

depending on what it was that is either a fantastic deal or egregious rip off

today, we are all lindsey adler

looking forward to the next discord update where you can just @ your friends by their SSNs

An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂

yeah that fumble was baaaaad

second year in a row when a Drake got eviscerated in the Super Bowl

“Should society intervene” and do what? Give these guys copies of “The Game”?

wait you’re not?

The old ways typically involve a hammer, but that is a bsky deep cut

can’t help but feel like there was an easier way to do this

a real sarcasm alarm would have destroyed my neighbors brains by now

is it, though?

At this very moment Chuck Schumer is writing a scathing Presidents’ Day card for Donald Trump.

*taps sign*

wildmurr.bsky.social @wildmur... • 2n ICEschwitz 1 • • •

Do. Not. Do. This.

First of all, Auschwitz and the ICE camps are NOT the same. We need to call them what the are and identify them accurately so we can fight them in the right way.

Second of all, HOW DARE YOU do wordplay with death camps where Jews were tortured and massacred.

Instagram just fed me a personalized ad for a squirt-proof fluid-absorbing sex blanket, as if I’m out here involuntarily dumping buckets of cum into my mattress (I am)

Coming soon: “if the average billionaire lived 100 years longer, imagine the kind of investment we’d see in the economy”

Over a-thousand years later and the Vikings are still racking up Ws

poopin on the big ol’ hockey tonk toilet