Alex Singer, Arbiter of Spooky Bagels

A favorite from the public 🪽 #griffin

Lady's haunted expression in this scene as she realizes why Dante did everything he did in this game before everyone else does still lives rent free in my head

THE POWER OF GOD AND YAOI ARE ON YOUR SIDE

He needs a cat on his bosom.

And then Soren learned an important lesson about persistence and the power of believing in himself.

not me, chasing the roomba into another room after I hear a crash while yelling "drop it drop it droooop it!!"

glorious floof

child covered in glitter. the great inevitability of parenthood.

Truly, his OS training at work with that master stroke.

There was also the time he told my teenaged dad he wouldn't be able to finish THE PARALLAX VIEW if he kept smoking weed all the time and reader and it kept him from touching it for like a year until he realized my grandfather had finished the book months ago.

Also he liked birdwatching.

Look I'm sorry I can't shut up about my grandfathers books sometimes he was just really cool and wrote really cool conspiracy thriller okay. Also he could lip read because of his spy training and I watched him shoot a rabid rat with a shotgun once.

Dear @rianjohnson.bsky.social any chance you could figure out how to get Paramount to let you do a PARALLAX VIEW remake? My grandfather was the author of the book and you would be perfect for it!!!!

Oh agreed. He seemed to truly believe he was doing a favor to Binghe by being so harsh on him.

Like as much as it pains me to say this shen jiu IS capable of not being a complete horror to children under his care they just need to not be binghe and shen jiu needs either therapy or heavy "SECT LEADER IS MINE FOREVER" motivation

Tbf we see how he legit doted on NYY like they'd be coddled and spoiled as hell but unlike Binghe who triggered all of his worse qualities hed probably consider that kid a victory lap

And it would make them both unbelievably happy

no.

if you want to hear my unhinged opinions you have to get me drunk at a convention, as god intended.

The most toxic of ships passing in the night

Tbh the only actual baby trapper I could conceivably see in svsss is an original goods sqq if qi ge had been even remotely upfront with him YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE HIM AGAIN QI GE but alas yqq did not, in fact, fess up

"Shizun must marry me" "this master has already married you." "Shizun must marry me harder!!!"

Oh I dont think Binghe would actually want a baby but the idea of having shizuns baby or getting his shizun pregnant so they have to be together FOREVER just makes him sweat ....they've been married for five years.

I don't want tonwrite it but I also want to read that because exactly. Tbh this is also how I feel Binghe would bluescreen about mpreg or abo too.

Several months ago, actors made it clear that they were withholding work from Genshin Impact because of a lack of basic AI protections

Hoyo fans told them it would/could never be an issue

Last night, Hoyo posted several official videos promoting Genshin's new mode

Here's what the VO sounds like.

That man both wants to attic wife and wants to BE the attic wife and I love this mess of a man

The kind of Jews that were the reason I stopped going to seders at my cousin's house?

ever since autumn came in and he finally learned how to use the pet ramp, Bocchama has been snoring soundly next to me in bed every night

pros: giant cuddly teddy bear who loves being the little spoon

cons: takes over 80% of the bed real estate + makes it impossible to leave my bed in the morning

Roy's Momma has Entered the Chat (I WILL NEVER BE TOLD OTHERWISE)

Oh. Nm smugness rescinded welcome home to the weird