Ally Stewart

Every product is safer with a hammerhead shark around

I am a high school English teacher and I'm thrilled that someone is going to adopt this handsome guy

but if there had been no takers I would have driven a truck to DC to get him and then hung him in my tiny classroom and changed my curricula to include only hammerhead-shark related literature

"The book — most of which she punched into her phone while hiking —"

Yeah, babe, it shows

a woman is sitting at a table with her hands folded in front of her . ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with her hands folded in front of her .

He has deleted his LinkedIn profile

His X handle is @endthehiding

Outstanding

It's fascinating to me that all of these headlines are in the present tense except for Douthat's

Just straight up Droopy Dogging that "the workplace" is ruined, gone forever, RIP workplace, damn you, you ruinous women

lol this is hilarious

oh god, of course every academic in this country has to use a VPN for their work because every university department in this country somehow runs itself off a shared drive folder called admin/ADMIN/humanities/CURRENT_humanities/history/HISTORY_ALL/admin

That’s how you know you’ve made it

lol, take your time, no rush

“what’s the point of standards?” asks a woman who tripped ass-backward into a huge job for which she is breathtakingly unqualified

When did he post this? He says he spent “most of the winter” in South America.

She said something great

Starbucks apologizes for its bear cup drama. What's behind the 'Bearista' frenzy? | CBC News Coffee chain Starbucks released a $43.95 "Bearista" glass cold cup Thursday as part of its new holiday collection, and not only did the hat-topped tumbler sell out almost immediately, but videos circu...

I honestly didn't know if Starbucks manufactured this drama on the eve of a potential barrista strike in order to get customers to yell at their staff

or if they genuinely just couldn't have predicted that their customer base would be this insane over a cup

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Flaws and glitches are minor concerns easily dismissed. Being “mid” is fine because someone can promise this will get less mid and plenty of people are willing to believe. GenAI isn’t mid. It’s linear algebraic sociopathy.

Performative decency is actually *so* important for this reason.

It tricks the 10% of ghouls into thinking that there are only 1% of ghouls.

And it makes the 30% of people that don't care one way or another follow the mostly decent crowd

OMG I celebrate this so hard

lol, the fact that the last three words are each in their own set of quotation marks makes it even more ominous

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a sign that says hon. brett m. kavanagh ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a sign that says hon. brett m. kavanagh

lol this is particularly funny when I remember Brett angrily flipping the pages of his boofing binder and vowing revenge on his enemies during his confirmation hearing

Doug Ford’s government is abandoning climate targets | The Narwhal Ontario is moving to repeal aspects of a law that require the government to create a climate plan and greenhouse gas emissions reduction targets

Upon taking office, the Doug Ford gov't introduced a law to cut the "carbon tax" which also obliged the government to create a climate plan & emissions targets. Now, they’ve repealed that duty—Ontario’s government no longer has to consider climate action.

thenarwhal.ca/ford-repeals...

She also presents this argument as if women’s college basketball has been treated the same as men’s basketball and it most assuredly has not

Just learned who she is today and, after listening to her crash and burn on Douthat’s cushy podcast, can confirm

lol so true

I’m a teacher. My husband is a nurse. Deep under all of this “anti-woke” posturing is an idea that these “feminine” jobs are just extensions of some primal mothering instinct, and not careers to be taken seriously. Women only ruin offices and corporations! 2/

I just listened to his dumb podcast.

Something extra insidious about this garbage is that it demonstrates that these people don’t view where people do jobs that they would classify as “feminine” as actual “workplaces.” 1/

Kavanaugh will forever be aggressively page flipping through his boofing calendars

Jesus fucking Christ

It’s so infuriating that anyone is voting forright wing isolationists during this global crisis

The media’s normalisation of evil really irks me. This tulip meets every definition for a Neo-Nazi - at the very least he should be described as a fascist, or far right. ‘White nationalist’ ignores his antisemitism, Islamophobia, homophobia, anti-miscegenation & Holocaust denial.

Holy crap I just went to see and she’s got like 80 stories right now, she must be posting a story every minute

Tom Buchanan of East Egg Endorses Cuomo