D I Z Z

since im estranged from my parents I will be claiming these two

Benito did that! The OG flag of Puerto Rico was so nice to see and most won’t understand.

WEPA

GO THROUGH YOUR CABINET AND THROW THAT SHIT AWAY (we all know it’s tucked further than a queen’s scrotum)

just thinking about how many straight guys have complimented me on this chain…
(call it the trade magnet)

finished my first month on finasteride

my new body wash looks like cum so every time I shower I make sure to squirt it all over

🫶

I wish my job had an actual working HR system. I don’t understand why some have to kick people whilst they are already down. I get that you don’t like me but to abuse your power so often with no repercussions is crazy.
(I need to transfer somewhere else before I lose my ability to filter myself)

alien creature drag but actually just looks like a monkey. named paul. before you walk out in stage an audio plays “hi, im paul”

IYKYK

clock that bob too

good news: it got moved to next month
bad news: i can only drive with an interlock device installed
good news: they didn’t fully suspend my license
bad news: still don’t know what all will happen

two ladies at a business deliver to gave me a card thanking me for all I do for national mail carrier day (I had no idea there was ever a thing)

happy national mail carrier day 🫡

It’s so hard being so small and petite and skinny AND having to deliver mail bc sometimes I fall into the mail box or envelopes and it’s like fuck !!!

POCHITA SOCKS (I’m jealous)

on some kind of bright side, I didn’t look a damn mess when it happened lol
and sooner or later I’ll get a hold of my mug shot and have something to laugh about

what happened to personalized websites that are just random things you like…let’s bring that back

was instructed to go through my arrest videos and reports by my attorney and that was…fun.

A cartoon dog holds a bottle reading "Dick Pills (long)" and has a snake like willy flopped on the ground

Prescription

when I pee in the snow I like to think my piss is acid and the snow is a steel beam that’s disintegrating as my stream comes in contact with it

I NEED TO TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT XG 😫 YALL DONT UNDERSTAND HOW THIS ALBUM GOT ME FEELING

freezing temperatures and I get to walk in them for my paycheck

fat. noi. post!

This had me cackling when I watched this episode 💀

HYPNOTIZE by XG on Apple Music Song · 2026 · Duration 2:50

THE song of 2026
music.apple.com/us/album/hyp...

court date in 1 week

I've never been a fan of military and police uniform based kinks but feel like it's especially tone deaf to be in public in those uniforms as a kinkster rn when we're experiencing such state sanctioned violence and disappearing of people