Emlyn Jones

Panini for dinner again?

As are the... no, you're right. Just the women.

He'd have been fighting Joan Collins for the Cinzano if he had his way, but I think Withnail's story came to an end not long after his soliloquy in Regent's Park.

Like "In the Loop" but really committing to the "thick" part of "The Thick of It".

Jobe from Lawnmower Man with an 'access denied button' next to him.

Still down?

‘Please help, we’re influencers’

Damned paedophile starts an illegal war and starts shit stirring. Why won't this turd just pass the U-bend and do the world a favour?

Not a question needing a detailed answer at lunchtime, but then I can't remember either!

friend sent this over from the other place and unfortunately I did laugh

I suppose it's one way to get the defected MPs back...
Sounds like Badenock will soon be on the same path as the previous deranged Tory leader, Truss, flag-waving for a demented, child abusing war criminal.

I may have the wrong Bruce Robinson film, but it still works.

The Piece of Something President, certainly.

Can we do to them what the Golgafrinchans did to their pointless contingent of population? What goes up needn't come down.

YouTube video by Olaf Falafel The perfect Jurgen Klopp disguise

Only knowing him from those Trivago adverts, my wife expressed opinions on Klopp's teeth so I had to show her this brilliant impression from the ever excellent @ofalafel.bsky.social

She was in stitches.

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Although there's a film in which this theme's sung, here it doesn't even last the full 30 seconds allotted to it.

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We're all 'very disappointed' in the Grim Reaper over Trump.

Use evil tools for good.

A man who's been forced to copulate with dozens of women over and over and over eats baked beans from a huge can to replenish his protein in Comic Strip Presents: Space Virgins from Planet Sex

Sounds like he'd need a protein boost too.

Why do people write these things?

I assume Herman would be more wholesome. I dread to think what that doll's ultimate purpose is. In another (My Cousin Vinny) life, Herman would have come down hard on that man.

"Trump says Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is dead after US-Israeli strikes"

Well, I'm watching a band.

I'm not saying they couldn't do it these days, but they've a very chequered history there. In fact, it's hard to name a war the Americans have won entirely on their own. They're out of control.

type: Kill Prosser (why not?)

Same question to Jean-Michel Jarre.

Whoops Apocalypse

Red Dwarf's black box, buried.

"To the memory of the memory of Rob Grant" may seem cliched.

The show's almost over as the fat lady sings.

Dynamo from The Running Man.

Still, if it weren't for this we might not have seen Dynamo.

Police chasing a man in a go-kart for reasons I can't recall.

The rather overrated "What's New Pussycat?" has just been on. Written by a man who hung around with a certain billionaire, this man's character hangs around in dressing rooms with women getting changed. Hasn't aged well.

I can't see what Scouts would have to do with the military in this day and age anyway. Maybe they can start up something called the Trump Youth to encourage boys to be boys and girls to do whatever they're told? Seems the next logical step for these ghouls.

Piers Morgan's a terrible person but he does occasionally shine a light under the right floorboards and rocks.

This drivel shows how being woefully inadequate at your job and shamelessly blagging it doesn't help.