@mbvader89.bsky.social
PR sellout. I like being outside and hate sitting.
as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism
31.10.2025 17:56 — 👍 3783 🔁 884 💬 119 📌 94Trump take taco
31.10.2025 17:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We're still leaf peeping because the leaves barely change here during October anymore.
30.10.2025 18:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0to everyone considering adopting baseball, welcome, it’s a great sport, you’re going to have a wonderful time
an important PSA: do not look up the politics of any baseball player, because they are - with rare exceptions - horrendous
Rooting not just for a Game 7 of the World Series, but another 18 inning game that goes so long on Saturday night that the clocks fall back at 2am before it’s ended and everyone gets tremendously confused about what time it is.
30.10.2025 04:27 — 👍 2398 🔁 437 💬 13 📌 88Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Sweat Tarts.
FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS! #OnePride #Lions
29.10.2025 17:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People are so fascinatingly stupid about Mt. Washington.
“Oh, it’s not that tall,” they say, little knowing it is haunted by Weather Demons
Dang, I must have saved "Jimmy-Hoffa-Body-Location.docx" to the wrong folder.
28.10.2025 16:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
28.10.2025 10:46 — 👍 19424 🔁 7504 💬 260 📌 1330Trump take taco
28.10.2025 01:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me
27.10.2025 16:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
26.10.2025 22:50 — 👍 10361 🔁 1430 💬 21 📌 23The most important thing I've learned over the last month is that I can't hike like I used to. #washed
27.10.2025 01:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Taco men ranked:
1. Bob
2. John
The funny taco reigns supreme.
Also love how there is a baserunner just hanging out halfway down the first base line in foul territory. Is he gonna make a break to steal first?
23.10.2025 20:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0this is actually a solid case study in why ‘just go into the trades’ is a bunch of foolishness: if you don’t know how to think or organize your thoughts or god forbid memorize then you’ll be just as much of a failure in jobs that don’t require a college degree as you will in jobs that do
23.10.2025 10:17 — 👍 981 🔁 121 💬 25 📌 12Always a good day when you get a book you don't remember pre-ordering in the mail.
22.10.2025 14:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0July 5, 1776
21.10.2025 20:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ugliest Cherub ever
21.10.2025 15:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My "I ❤️ Karl Dönitz" tattoo is actually ironic /s
21.10.2025 15:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Peak Canadian is partying in the streets while obeying the traffic lights
21.10.2025 11:27 — 👍 757 🔁 121 💬 1 📌 5I have never enjoyed an MLB team more than this year’s Toronto Blue Jays team. At a time where domestic and world news hammers you down daily, they have provided me and my family with endless optimism and spirit. It doesn’t matter in the big picture but then again, it’s also everything.
16.09.2025 02:30 — 👍 519 🔁 61 💬 24 📌 16Program win. #Lions
21.10.2025 02:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They'll trade him for a utility infielder who sounds made up and will go on to post 3.5 WAR in 400 PAs.
20.10.2025 17:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0No Kings includes DraftKings
19.10.2025 20:56 — 👍 2169 🔁 573 💬 13 📌 13
Boiler the fuck up
19.10.2025 00:31 — 👍 718 🔁 99 💬 8 📌 20I just totally reject the notion that anyone can be a "gambling expert." That's absurd.
17.10.2025 14:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Heard the phrase "ESPN gambling expert" on the radio this morning and I don't think I've ever hated anything in sports more. "Gambling expert." Fuck off
17.10.2025 13:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“We gotta fill our teens with sperm” say two old men who look like handbags made from walrus scrotum.
16.10.2025 20:34 — 👍 455 🔁 87 💬 27 📌 4
