April

A McDonald’s breakfast burrito and some tikka masala would hit right about now.

🌯🍛

It happened again; this time at a Hobby Lobby.

Unfortunately, the high only lasted an hour this time around.

😮‍💨

“I’ll see you when the road decides it’s time for our paths to cross again” - Ben Maxfield

I see Joji is back with new music to make sure I'm sad for the next few months.

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Why is Australia on Physical Asia?

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Currently up to Ep. 3 of Physical: Asia.

Call me a hater, but I really can't stand Team Australia at all.

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When the tarot reader was right but I’m too stubborn to acknowledge it

I don't know how well it would work, but lyrically, I at least need a Hozier and Oliva Dean collab to happen.

Dracula

🦇 Song of the Night 🌙:

“Dracula” - Tame Impala
spotify.link/WTlhPAc9EXb

Do You See Me?

🎵😵‍💫(Yearning) Song of the Night🎶:

"Do You See Me?" - The Happy Fits

open.spotify.com/track/0wSie0...

I know. I know. It would totally be a bad idea to ask my spirit guides if I should text him.

… but I want to. 👉👈

I don’t want to join the club of saying this — well, maybe just be an occasional visitor— but…

Men are trash. 🗑️

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When your bestie finally tried dating again after almost a decade… only for a loser man to epically ruin those first few baby steps

Crashing out by pretending not to crash out.

These are for a Christmas project tbc.

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Spent weeks researching my besties’ favorite book characters from a series I’ll never read… only to realize it was the wrong ones. Send help. 😩

The problem I'm having at the moment is trying to hold on and let go at the same time.

I love the crashouts and realizations over their “lyrical genius” not actually being that great.

Squid Game bracelets? Absolutely

🥰🥰🥰 (when you gotta overuse the emojis to ensure your comments aren’t mistaken for sarcasm) 🥰🥰🥰

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Masc lesbians that have slight nerdy tendencies but frat boy fashion…

Idk why but my stomach hates me tonight.

Send help. 🛟 🆘 🛟

as much as I like the appeal, slow burns are a scam

erhmahgerrrd. what if he's a furry?

Just remembered a time in my high school life I used to think I was cool when I boasted reading Bukowski poetry.

Such edgy. Much cool.

I hate when you’re on the heavier nights of your cycle and for some reason your body decides it wants to violently cough or sneeze, and you feel your uterus contract just enough that it “squeezes out” at the angle your pad is not situated correctly to catch anything.

🩸 🎯

I need… this hyperfixation to stop already.

Some “quintessential” albums that make the rounds on my Spotify.

Here are some. They’re everywhere in terms of genre but:

“Happiness Ltd” - Hot Hot Heat
“Final Straw” - Snow Patrol
“Ten Paces” - Ruen Brothers
“Perfectionism” - Hotel Mira
“Blame My Ex” - The Beaches
“Lost On You” - LP
“Songs About Jane” - Maroon 5
“Slow & Steady Seduction Phase II” - Anya Marina

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Girlhood is rooting for my pretty and amazing bestie. She says she’s entering her “Yearning Era” and wanting to be vulnerable and date again.

Now she has TWO boys fighting for her affection, and I’m here for it! 🙌