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We (Murder Construct) played a tiny bar in San Diego and while we were setting up a dude screamed out IBANEZ RG2610z!!!!!! while I was setting up

Oh fuck haha

Was also at this one. Was Emperor’s first time in the US, iirc. No keyboards because they forgot to rent a step down converter.

Wolfeline Beans likes to stare menacingly down the stairs at her puny humans

with the power of friendship of course!

IRC iirc

thank you elderly friend/family member for sending another ai generated image of a cat doing taxes

Haha, also sounds like something that would have happened there. I remember posting in a thread about “universal truths” and say you can never over flip a steak and just being fuckin roasted alive about it

Was it me? Sounds like something I’d do

every time someone hasn’t come through with the money they’ve offered/promised, it’s always “you don’t get punk ethics” and “I’ll never work with metalheads again.” every time, same verbiage, same lie, same shit.

no one is more “punk” than the “punk” that self-righteously calls you a “metalhead,” lies to other bands that the reason he isn’t paying them is because he had to pay you…and then doesn’t fully pay you either. been in this exact situation at least 3 times that I remember. probably more that I can’t.

I felt way more confident speaking Spanish when I knew way less of it

mfw when you’re bummed you didn’t go to mdf but then you see that one fuckin idiot in the background of a friend’s picture and you’re like

oh shit, are you in this band??

hey guy that just liked every one of my last 50 instagram posts—I don’t need any fuckin patches

had one of this conversations where someone was telling me a story about another dude, talking them up and gushing a bit… saw the other dude later that same day and he was like “what’s that guy’s name again?”

Yeah really! I got it sorted out, but I have 3 more terms of this coming up!

demand less boring headliners

watching this show Extracted last night & (spoilers follow) this bumbling dipshit cop who threw a steak in a river because he couldn’t figure out how to light a fire lost because he chose “TRUMP” as passcode for his final box & I thought that was a perfect encapsulation of trump dipshits in general

oh but I am a sour-grapes-ass motherfucker

america is where a dude who has never left his hometown, done sweet fuck all his entire life, will inform you he is a bad ass and complain about participation trophies in the same sentence

the invention of the cellphone has led to an unfortunate decline in nerds getting thrown in pools

Look up Barlow Guitars

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man it’s a real tragedy when you see someone like layering 9 plies of the fancy birds-eye maple wood, cutting and sanding for hours straight, painting and glossing the butt ugliest fuckin guitar known to man

“he means an ILLEGAL protest” 🥴🥴🥴 okay, former constitution scholar

rough one

Oh for fuck’s sake, Mike!!! Just caught up here

Formerly, though I still go out with those boys here and there, particularly when @sewage666.bsky.social is too busy cleaning his GIJoe collection

please don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning coffee. please don’t talk to me after I’ve had my morning coffee. please don’t talk to me. please.