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Fr. Andrew Younan

@younan.bsky.social

Assyro-Chaldean priest & philosophy prof. Aramaic, Aristotle, phil/science, liturgy, misanthropy.

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Reading Isaac of Nineveh to give the mystics one final chance

03.03.2026 23:14 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Welp here we go

02.03.2026 06:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Evergreen

24.02.2026 00:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

About 2/3 of my meals consist of protein bars. The other 1/3 I just kind of find.

21.02.2026 02:46 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Bluesky is my safe space (nobody sees what I write here)

18.02.2026 00:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Ah to be a british boy trying popeye's for the first time again

18.02.2026 00:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The only thing giving me hope these days is watching videos of British people trying American food for the first time.

16.02.2026 00:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Is this anything

14.02.2026 22:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lord, help me stop buying G-Shocks, but not yet

12.02.2026 20:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have never not regretted returning a call

09.02.2026 21:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Why are course descriptions so wordy?"

*attends a faculty meeting

"Oh"

06.02.2026 19:51 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Make sure to use a hot compress on your eyelid as an exercise in futility

04.02.2026 23:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

First of all, it's pretty obvious that Reviewer 2 is just jealous of my beard

26.01.2026 21:15 — 👍 30    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 1
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How your email finds me

04.11.2025 07:55 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

That Aquinas quote about straw, except for everyone else's writing too.

24.11.2025 17:03 — 👍 13    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

If I had the ring of Gyges I'd only act with justice. I guess I'm built different.

21.01.2026 18:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don't touch that it's my emotional support dissociation

20.01.2026 01:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'd describe my pedagogical style as somewhere between "The Devil Wears Prada" and "Whiplash"

16.01.2026 05:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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One of these men would go on to play the most intriguing and brilliant character in modern television. The other played Saul Goodman.

06.01.2026 17:21 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Bless me, Father, I have sinned. I murdered thousands of sleeping albinaurics.

09.01.2026 08:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*holding 2025's beer

08.01.2026 07:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just finished my third.

08.01.2026 06:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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One of these men would go on to play the most intriguing and brilliant character in modern television. The other played Saul Goodman.

06.01.2026 17:21 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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The calm before the storm

05.01.2026 05:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was hanging a smoke detector yesterday and I dropped the screw and caught it with my beard. So there's that.

03.01.2026 22:20 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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In 2026 may we all have the hope and endurance of this guy trying to make sense of the X-Men movie timelines

03.01.2026 19:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Iraq since 1990:

03.01.2026 18:51 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

10/10 day for doomscrolling. Really excellent.

03.01.2026 17:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

2026 is the worst

01.01.2026 05:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0