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Something Squishy Toys

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Just a random asexual dildo maker who makes more food shaped dildos than is reasonable. Next Drop: Thursday 3/27 at 8:15pm est somethingsquishytoys.com

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Most conveniently I have decided on (and printed) the short one lol. Thanks for the feedback :)

24.02.2026 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning XD

(I went with the shortest one)

24.02.2026 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Bwahahahaha. Theoretically πŸ˜‚ I wouldn’t do that of my own accord though (more because I don’t think people would buy them than me not finding it funny)

24.02.2026 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have been known to make them glow lol

23.02.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly that’s what I (and my mom lol) was thinking too. Im kind of making this for the budget bit. We both like the middle for aesthetics and the shortest for the price πŸ˜‚ thanks for the feedback ❀️

23.02.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shortest (right) for $75 or Medium (middle) for $90?

Which of the two should I make, because I'm only making 1 of them? (left is regular size which goes for ~$140)

23.02.2026 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Heck yeah! That's awesome :) Good luck!

23.02.2026 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Philly punk market was amazing!! Picked up this little fella from the incredible @squishytoys.bsky.social and have NOT stopped staring at them, I love the colors oh so much AGH

This is yet again another sign that you should go to local indie markets and support indie artists PLEASE

23.02.2026 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh heck yeah! That looks awesome on your shelf! So glad it went to a good home :)

Also hello from internet space πŸ˜‚ it’s always cool to see people in online AND meat space

23.02.2026 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A silicone sex toy that is clear and filled with multicolored loop cereal inclusions is pictured. It is held in a hand and there is grass in the background.

A silicone sex toy that is clear and filled with multicolored loop cereal inclusions is pictured. It is held in a hand and there is grass in the background.

Da loooooops. So so happy with my new acquisition from @squishytoys.bsky.social πŸ₯£

#dongsky #siliconesky

21.02.2026 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That got in so fast! Glad you like it ❀️❀️

21.02.2026 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bwahahahaha! That’s all totally fair. I technically have 2 businesses and I usually end cap my nsfw tables with sfw fidgets and such at shows lol. Last fwa I had a lot of people come by and go β€œI didn’t expect to find my favorite fidgets in the dildo section” πŸ˜‚

18.02.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks so much for the real world info! Im printing a machine and going to see how it works out this weekend.

Im trying the $5 one this time to see if I can move some random stuff but I’ll probably convert it to a dollar one at least for fwa for mushrooms and smaller stuff.

18.02.2026 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to ear-town πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ jk. I few you though - im also kind of picky about stuff lol. Im printing a machine now so I can test it over the weekend lol

18.02.2026 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Very good to know. Thanks!

17.02.2026 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like the capsules for really small stuff because people don’t need to stand there forever digging through a bin. I did that in the past and it seemed like people were into it but it blocked stuff up a bit and I had to keep rewashing all the squishies since they weren’t individually bagged πŸ˜…

17.02.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s fair. Part of the reason I’m doing this is to simplify stuff on my end a bit but I’ll usually let someone swap out if they really hate whatever they got lol.
I was going to have the machine stuff slightly discounted to β€œmake up” for the more random nature of the items.

17.02.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was curious how many you were going to get lol. Some insane part of me was hoping it would be a whole bowl worth πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I’ll try to have them shipped out with everything else tomorrow though. Thanks for the order ❀️

17.02.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for the feedback! All very reasonable tbh πŸ‘Œ I was going to try and keep mine kind of themed so it’s likely you’d like whatever thing if you liked the general vibe (fidgets vs earrings vs small ceramic pots etc)

17.02.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For some reason I've been REALLY wanting to make a capsule machine, I'm just not super sure if it's worth the space to store/keep on the table.

Also, if you are a capsule person, are you averse to leaving the capsule behind for reuse? Or is taking it part of the experience?

17.02.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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If y'all were at a con/vendor area, how many of you would grab something from one of the following machines:
a) $1 with little mushroom/other mini squish, stickers etc
b) $5-7 with fidgets, small containers, small squish (bunnies, ears, etc)
c) $10 larger squish, mix of smaller things, etc?

17.02.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Individual Squishy Cereals, Medium Firmness – Something Squishy Toys

somethingsquishytoys.com/product/indi...

It is done :P

17.02.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Listing for individual cereal inclusions as requested: somethingsquishytoys.com/product/indi...

I put in some color options because I'm feeling fancy lol.

17.02.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Some buttery feet for your Monday eyeballs?

(Having to get a bit weird with my storage bins)

16.02.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it should be actually fixed. For some reason it didn't save my changed banner and just reverted to the og one. I thought it might have been a caching issue, but I might have also forgotten to hit publish :P

Thanks for reminding me to look at that lol.

(also this is why I date the banners)

15.02.2026 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s really odd. But yea that seems like maybe a cache glitch. Reasons I put dates in the notices πŸ’€

05.02.2026 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Y’all… WHY DID THE BASE OF THIS TURN INTO A DERANGED SCRUB DADDY?!

04.02.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

If that was before maybe 3pm yesterday that’s just because I forgot to take it down after the last sale πŸ˜… if it was after that it’s probably the website glitching

04.02.2026 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Everything is uploaded. Half the stuff is marked as on sale but it's just because i was correcting a logic error in my pricing program in a silly way.

04.02.2026 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Apparently I have closer to 150 items for tonight's drop. Swing by some random time around 8-8:15. I'm gonna casually upload everything within a time range to keep my head from exploding.

I also had some extra time, so I got the fruity cereal ones photographed for tonight :D

03.02.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1