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Empanada Jones

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donald trump is sitting at a desk with his eyes closed . ALT: donald trump is sitting at a desk with his eyes closed .

Maduro is fantastic! Personally, I love their JosΓ© MartΓ­ stout. Thing was thicc

06.03.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I do not have to watch Jeff Petry play hockey anymore!!!

05.03.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3
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Wait… they’re creating a department called Shield of America?

05.03.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is Corey going to The Shield of Americas too or does Markwayne get to fuck him

05.03.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Bill allowing Florida officials controlled by the governor to place organizations in a domestic terrorism list on the basis of views and opinions has passed the Florida Senate after amendments were adopted. Now it goes back to the Florida House

05.03.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Im actually looking forward to next season. Gonna be watching stress-free. We’re beginning a rebuild- no expectations but perhaps some hope. If the front office begins to make shit moves, then we know its more of the same and it becomes easier to not care.

05.03.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/miam...

05.03.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

05.03.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there a massive fire in North Miami Dade or Broward? Im on the turnpike and there is an absolute STACK of smoke

05.03.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses and an orange suit is making a funny face and saying nerd alert . ALT: a man wearing glasses and an orange suit is making a funny face and saying nerd alert .
05.03.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The dude, after hearing the orgs name

05.03.2026 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

05.03.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is truly one of the most inhumane and horrific ways a person can possibly die. May he rest in peace and a pox on all involved.

04.03.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œI never really wanted to live a public life” - Aaron Rodgers on the Pat McAfee show one week before free agency

04.03.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1318    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 158    πŸ“Œ 79

The β€œborder was messed up” narrative is horseshit. @gallego.senate.gov is disingenuous. Dem’s need to keep an eye on this snake. Side note, Tim Miller is a fucking Republican, why do we care what he has to say?

04.03.2026 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hurricanes treating last two regular-season games like March Madness The Hurricanes could clinch crucial postseason seeding with two wins this week. Coach Jai Lucas said the team is already acting as if March Madness has started.

The Hurricanes are in the last week of the regular season. They have two more games left, which could decide where they're seeded in the ACC tournament.

They're treating this last week like March Madness already started.

www.sun-sentinel.com/2026/03/03/u...

03.03.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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South Florida β€˜could lose its flagship NPR station’: WLRN staff sound the alarm Leadership’s approach in a dispute with the Miami-Dade School Board, WLRN staff wrote in a letter, β€œhas led to an unthinkable scenario.”

South #Florida could lose its flagship NPR station & WLRN staff sound the alarm www.miamiherald.com/news/local/a... via @miamiherald.com

04.03.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

If we all die from WW3 at least Arsenal won't win the league. Always thinking of the positives

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Archaeologists upload the history of North America’s oldest colonial city The city of St. Augustine, Florida, has the distinction of being continuously occupied longer than any other European settlement in what is today the continental United States. A large portion of the ...

#Florida archaeologists upload digital version of the history of North America’s oldest colonial city, St. Augustine. www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/science/arch... via @floridamuseum.bsky.social

03.03.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol man, stfu

03.03.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lmaoooo watching Mike Ryan suplex Fabrizio on the Messi news was so satisfying

03.03.2026 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Was out this morning at 6:00am - Moon was big and red. Simply stunning

03.03.2026 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a full lunar eclipse at 6:30am EST tomorrow. It's a "Worm Moon!" For some reason it's called that! Get up early for it!

It's especially important to enjoy the cool and free things in the world when everything else is shit.

03.03.2026 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Tommy was always a bright spot when things got very dark. Just this morning I watched a video of Redmond’s inside-the-park home run and was cracking up at his commentary. Gonna miss him.

02.03.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thank you, twin!

02.03.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0