Mother Curse

I have accepted that I will randomly see penis on here, honestly, no big deal, but what do you think about my new glasses, I'm unsure of them

Wait this is such a cute idea

I just constantly forget this exists...

I hate when people at work are like "So are you working hard, or hardly working"

I just want to be like "This is neither a place for erections nor laziness Robert!"

...but that's an HR violation and they probably wouldn't get the joke anyways

shit! I should drive up tomorrow! ugh I wish I would have been paying attention!

if trees had teeth would their bark be worse than their bite?

It wasn't you! 💙

I just saw something on my discovery feed DID NOT READ that it was tagged and just clicked open because my ADHD brain was like "button click it"

Btw this is not judgement, y'all have fun I just gotta remember not to click anything while at work 🤣🤣🤣

Woah, forgot people can post n*des on here 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hiiii I love you!!! 💙🥺

oh hey that's me!

idk how the fuck discoverability works here but hi:

I'm sombra, I'm 32, 6'2 (it's my personality)
I'm from ohio, love pokemon
I constantly lose the game
I'm unhinged on social media
I sometimes stream on twitch (that's probably a lie)
Can't stand small talk, but I like tall talk

hi?

I love saying fuck

engagement bate but it's just me not getting engaged.

I need to get better about using this so.. hey

los_zonaboyz - Twitch ZONA BOYZ 31 DAYS OF DECEMBER - DAY 4 OUT OF 31 - FAHHHHHHHHHHH!😷🤧 - HELP US REACH 100 FOLLOWERS🤍

You like forkknife and stuff? My buddy is trying to get affiliate, if you have some time to give a view that'd be amazing!

www.twitch.tv/los_zonaboyz

Get me some too

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I'm always watching

@1kingdom.bsky.social I found your void

USB see

Hey... Or something

Found out where you live

Heyyyy

Hey

I'm not always a probablem, but I am consistently the reason someone needs a solution.