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Olivia Wood

@babelfishwars.bsky.social

'Funky urban Galadriel' | 'Celestial gigawitch' | 'Bird lady' | 'Crone' | “Singularly horrifying – 5 stars” Narrative Lead & Writer

1,219 Followers  |  651 Following  |  38 Posts  |  Joined: 25.06.2023
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We're making a game where you play a courier rider in 13th century Mongolia

No combat, just you, the horse(s) you've tamed, bred and trained and the vast wilderness.

Would you play this?

23.09.2024 09:36 — 👍 6663    🔁 937    💬 551    📌 355
The creator of ChatGPT is named "Altman," as in "alternative to human" and he leads OpenAI, which is completely closed.

His main opponent is the company Anthropic, meaning "human-centered" is led by "Amodei," as in "loves gods".

Then there's "Gemini," meaning "two-faced," from a cmpany that says it will do no evil.

Brilliant work as always Kojima!

[picture of kojima, watermark of @mediocre_mason on tiktok]

The creator of ChatGPT is named "Altman," as in "alternative to human" and he leads OpenAI, which is completely closed. His main opponent is the company Anthropic, meaning "human-centered" is led by "Amodei," as in "loves gods". Then there's "Gemini," meaning "two-faced," from a cmpany that says it will do no evil. Brilliant work as always Kojima! [picture of kojima, watermark of @mediocre_mason on tiktok]

02.03.2026 23:41 — 👍 2718    🔁 937    💬 9    📌 7

Frustrating how being childfree gets ignorantly painted as either hating the concept of kids, or being maniacally career-driven, or deeply selfish, while MOST of us just want to focus on living as an underwater witch making contracts to overthrow the king of the sea and that's👏completely👏valid 👏

03.03.2026 09:00 — 👍 170    🔁 20    💬 7    📌 1

We're so fucked. (Society, humanity. Not like just 'writers')

03.03.2026 09:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm so tired. I was rage crying on Sunday. I wasn't meant to contain all this.

03.03.2026 09:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

New Zoombombing scam just dropped www.linkedin.com/posts/martha...? sigh

03.03.2026 09:33 — 👍 10    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

Well, when AI nonsense kills my job, I'll have plenty of time to hang out there. We can keep each other company.

03.03.2026 09:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Let's Play MyVoiceZoo! YouTube video by Johnny Chiodini

At 4pm UK time (8am PT, 11am ET) I'll be playing MyVoiceZoo, a zoo management game that has you voice all the animals using a microphone. I absolutely cannot be trusted with that kind of power. youtube.com/live/FLG91F_...

03.03.2026 09:38 — 👍 39    🔁 4    💬 4    📌 0

Mine actually seems to believe similar stuff to me, and seems to care. But also seems to have no power to influence anything. Not sure I get the point of MPs if they can't do anything.

03.03.2026 09:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What. The. Fuck.

03.03.2026 09:12 — 👍 235    🔁 69    💬 4    📌 1
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Newcastle pubs ban AI art from breweries to protect local creatives As two pubs in Newcastle ban AI art, artists discuss the impact it can have on creatives.

"If I was to use ChatGPT for my designs rather than our designer Sean, that's taking money out of the local area into the hands of a multibillionaire ... removing value from the local community and local artists [and] into the hands of some of the richest people in the world."

#AIslop #refuseresist

22.02.2026 10:11 — 👍 4379    🔁 1635    💬 14    📌 100
me: it's okay to be a person struggling with productivity during a prolonged crisis 

my brain: not u though 

me: not me though

me: it's okay to be a person struggling with productivity during a prolonged crisis my brain: not u though me: not me though

05.10.2025 17:09 — 👍 2553    🔁 853    💬 4    📌 37

FYI for fellow narrative designers/game writers: the studio in question is Sentona Games and it’s my understanding they are currently interviewing to replace me. Be very careful with them. They were very nice to me and easy to work with right up until I needed the money I was promised.

26.02.2026 20:29 — 👍 3780    🔁 1704    💬 45    📌 23

AHH SOME JOY

02.03.2026 12:19 — 👍 12    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0

When a company in an industry built on hype tells you that a use case is a bad idea—and actually dangerous—that means it’s a *catastrophically* bad idea.

28.02.2026 02:36 — 👍 1626    🔁 475    💬 20    📌 13

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

13.02.2026 21:37 — 👍 8348    🔁 2425    💬 9    📌 4

Sometimes I think about the fact that we have less wildlife than at any point in human history but it is more photographed / documented than at any point in human history.

23.02.2026 13:48 — 👍 251    🔁 34    💬 3    📌 2
16.25kg on one side of a squat bar

16.25kg on one side of a squat bar

Some ridiculous amount of weight on one side of a squat bar. Double it and add 20kg.

Some ridiculous amount of weight on one side of a squat bar. Double it and add 20kg.

Me vs my husband

22.02.2026 10:19 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I swear, getting the right weights at the gym can feel like a tower of Hanoi puzzle. With added ‘I can only lift 25s to the middle and lowest holder’ so I have to plan with care. No take backs.

22.02.2026 09:55 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ooh! If the shop no longer exists th then that’s the way. thank you!

06.02.2026 14:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s very faded but yes! That’s a good worst case - thanks!
If the shop exists I want to give the person money, though.

06.02.2026 14:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A black tshirt with 'BOG WITCH' written on it in block caps.

A black tshirt with 'BOG WITCH' written on it in block caps.

At 5-6 years ago I got this tee. I've no idea from where (online though, I think?). There are plenty with the same words, none EXACTLY the same. Anyone know where I got it? (It's fading and that makes me sad...)

06.02.2026 13:42 — 👍 22    🔁 7    💬 3    📌 0
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

05.02.2026 11:50 — 👍 32264    🔁 13859    💬 589    📌 1597
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Laser guided cheese guillotine. What more does one need? (Well, the cheese based outcome, which was Beaufort (été).)

30.01.2026 09:14 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

If you are (understandably) too angry to exercise discretion in what you post then log off for a while.

24.01.2026 16:23 — 👍 279    🔁 85    💬 2    📌 3

I think I’d die happy if I could work with Timothy Dalton for even just 30 seconds.

Yes, he’s my Bond and that influences everything but also WHAT an actor.

13.01.2026 16:30 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thank you! ❤️ And just getting strong feels so good. Grounding.

01.01.2026 11:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Olivia’s gorgeous husband sitting on the floor by a squat rack. He has a beautiful octopus tattoo.

Olivia’s gorgeous husband sitting on the floor by a squat rack. He has a beautiful octopus tattoo.

Happy New Year! My best friend and beloved already has me at the gym. We’ve become that kind of couple, gross I know.
Anyway, here’s the person who makes my life one of joy, who encourages me to successes. @thewizardlockwood.bsky.social thank you for being you.

01.01.2026 11:11 — 👍 34    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0