Jason McCall

That's how an ACC Championship game should end.

That's a force out? Sure.

-3 rushing yards.

The Pop-Tarts Bowl is considered first among equals and can pull rank.

Beautiful sentence. God bless America.

Crumbl.

BYU fans look like they're down by 40. Tells you everything you need to know about how good the team really is.

Man...this is not it.

Auburn's WRs are making Foamposites look bad and I need you to know how hard it is to make Foamposites look bad.

Can't wait to hear why Notre Dame is ahead of Miami next week.

It's great. They still get the calls wrong, but you get to hear them explain their reasoning. Wouldn't be surprised if every conference had it in the next couple of years.

Miami has to stop this clown shit on offense. Just be boring and be better.

Outback Bowl behavior.

35 degrees for this Miami vs. Pitt game?

Shit.

I get it, brother. Both fan bases are thinking "damn, why can't we play fraud ass Texas A&M?"

Take a second and make sure you have your Texas A&M fraud alert settings turned on.

Why didn't GT call the timeout before the two-minute warning? Doesn't make sense.

It seems like the game clock has been screwed up in every game today. Also, Pitt just called one of the worst fake punts of all time.

Damn, being a modern college football fan means I have to be locked in to this KSU-Utah.

I hate it here. However, go Wildcats.

At least we get to pack up Texas this weekend.

The loudest doink ever on that TAMU field goal. Would have thought it was a sound effect if it wasn't their own kicker.

Just start watching pro wrestling. It's fun over here. Kinda fun. Sometimes fun. Hell, at least we know it's supposed to be rigged.

Messed around and went to Walmart at 5pm. Please delete my life.

Pierre's aura forced that fumble. Roll Tide.

Dean Malenko doing the voiceover for AEW Blood and Guts is hilarious.

Every now and then I think, "Should I start messing with soccer?" and then Soccer reminds me why I don't mess with it.

Shout-out to the poems in my head that are getting mad at me for not writing them down.

I missed y'all, too. Let's get to work.

GOOD DAY TO REMEMBER THE WAY WE MEASURE TIME IS ENTIRELY AN INVENTED CONSTRUCT, HAVE A NICE DAY

Woodward out as LSU AD amid Landry's criticism Scott Woodward is out as LSU's athletic director, the school announced Thursday night, with the ouster coming in the wake of Gov. Jeff Landry's criticism of him earlier this week.

This is the type of clown shit that might keep the private equity clowns away.

Also: "Verge Ausberry, the executive deputy athletic director, will be the interim athletic director."

It has to be a recession indicator when Tekken characters are moonlighting as ADs.

That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds

Sengun is a Splash Brother now? Could be trouble. Could be first week nonsense.