Pumpkin-Spice Foxxi

Ok nevermind lol

What if it’s Javy Baez? What if he’s the chosen one to walk off?

Whoever wins tonight has to play the well rested Blue Jays tomorrow. Oof.

They should reopen the concession stands tbh

Hold on - DILLON DINGLER?! That sounds so made up!

This Tigers - Mariners game is wild.

This gaudy ass administration

YouTube video by Carly Rae Nation Carly Rae Jepsen - Don't Speak (Recorded at Spotify Studios NYC)

If you want to listen to “Don’t Speak” without giving them the streams, may I suggest unproblematic Canadian pop icon Carly Rae Jepsen’s cover? youtu.be/hXVTRnn5RJY?...

No Doubt is doing a residency at The Sphere. But it’s disappointing that Gwen is MAGA now.

Michael Busch! My dude is on fire!

Ian Happ just disrespected that ball!

Finalky, some CRJ stans on this website

a man in a wheelchair is riding a bike through a forest . ALT: a man in a wheelchair is riding a bike through a forest .

My SIL works at the local cancer center. Recently she told us about a wheelchair bound patient who wore his MAGA hat to treatments. On his last day, he told the Hispanic med asst that he hopes she and others like her get deported. I asked my SIL if they discharged him like this:

Picture of a menu with Halloumi and white cheddar cheese curds. Traditional hummus. A chicken shawarma wrap and Lebanese fish tacos.

Local Lebanese restaurant has cheese curds now. This is the food diversity Trump et al want to take from us.

Well now everyone wants to know what those unverified claims are!

A Boston terrier pup standing on a woman’s lap. His face is very close to the camera

Sir, you are entirely too close rn

THEY MUST BE FED THE PLAYER WITH THE LOWEST BATTING AVERAGE

Not a bad idea to listen to Bruce Springsteen’s The River album this morning

Baseball would be more fun if we let the mascots eat someone on the opposing team once in awhile

I don’t even know how many versions of this album she’s put out already but this one has VOICE MEMOS?!?!

Screenshot from Taylor Swift’s Instagram story advertising yet another variation of The Life of a Showgirl available for only 24 hours. This version has acoustic versions of three of the song and voice memos.

Christopher Moltisanti saying “Jesus is this fucking necessary?”

a woman wearing a red shirt and black necklace ALT: a woman wearing a red shirt and black necklace

Me and the kids are watching Dance Moms from the beginning (don’t ask). I never watched it when it was on. Why is Cathy so fucking annoying?

The good thing about the Cubs winning tonight is that we’ll get 1-2 more highly stressful games!

a dog is holding a piece of paper in its mouth . ALT: a dog is holding a piece of paper in its mouth .

Oh my god that was the most stressful/important pitch of the game

Mr Foxxi has the Cubs on TV but is playing the Pat Hughes feed on his phone because he got tired of how much the TNT announcers simp for the Brewers

Brewer fans in Milwaukee were chanting “OVERRATED” to PCA. Lmao stay salty.

It’s bs they’re playing at this time of day with the sun in their faces

Year after year republicans try to create a frenzy around the Super Bowl halftime show to match the JT/Janet Jackson backlash but can’t quite get to that momentum again.

Gen Xers are turning into Boomers

Kinda hard to distinguish an ICE agent’s white Chevy Tahoe from the 99 other Chevy Tahoe’s in the pickup line. Gotta look for a white woman with a messy bun driving it I guess.