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@emipsaloquitur.bsky.social

(she/her) Lawyer. Cereal connoisseur. Not verified but my cats will vouch for me.

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Noem is out largely due to massive public activism, especially in MN, Democrats expressing increasing interest in impeachment and investigations, and resulting media coverage.

Keep pushing. These people are not invincible or immune from public opinion.

05.03.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2144    πŸ” 418    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 18
Point/Counterpoint

This War Will Shut Off 20% of the Global Petroleum Supply for A Month and Send the Economy into a Stagflationary Tailspin vs. No It Won’t

Published: March 26, 2003

Point/Counterpoint This War Will Shut Off 20% of the Global Petroleum Supply for A Month and Send the Economy into a Stagflationary Tailspin vs. No It Won’t Published: March 26, 2003

06.03.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2901    πŸ” 448    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 13

>indefinitely at war with Persia

Yeah that checks out

05.03.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 964    πŸ” 141    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œHow gay will Jacob Tierney’s Alexander the Great series be” idk kinda feels like that one answers itself

05.03.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 145    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 2

It is 2026 and we are not fucking doing this anymore. EIGHT WOMEN came forward and told stories of Franken GROPING AND FORCIBLY KISSING THEM. The man was a sexual abuser. He did not and does not belong in congress. Fucking period. End of conversation.

06.03.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2184    πŸ” 409    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 17

You know what? I would prefer a norms based order to a rules based order but I also think flight attendants should have qualified immunity.

06.03.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
March 8 on the calendar where it is printed: "International Women's Day" and "daylight saving time begins (clocks forward)

March 8 on the calendar where it is printed: "International Women's Day" and "daylight saving time begins (clocks forward)

Thank you for having International Women's Day on the shortest day of the year

05.03.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 428    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 2

i am entering the war on cabinet officials on the side of the knives

05.03.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 263    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
South Dakota's "Meth. We're on it" campaign

South Dakota's "Meth. We're on it" campaign

I'll always remember Kristi Noem for the "Meth. We're on it." campaign.

05.03.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6668    πŸ” 1171    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 89

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

05.03.2026 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 27846    πŸ” 3865    πŸ’¬ 353    πŸ“Œ 155

Sorry boss, I can't work, I'm watching Kristi Noem do a press conference and she doesn't know she's been shitcanned

05.03.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1749    πŸ” 184    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 5

There's a rational temptation in these moments to ask if what follows will be worse, and to let concern temper happiness.

My two cents and experience from Trump's first term is it's important and good to celebrate victories when you get them. Kristi Noem is truly awful, we should be glad she's out

05.03.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 384    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 3

naming a character markwayne and your editor hits you with β€œthat’s an anti white caricature”

05.03.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 376    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

it is kinda wild to me how most Republicans in Congress almost got themselves lynched running their mouths about 2020, and proceeded to forget all about it roughly 3 hours later

05.03.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 653    πŸ” 117    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3

I will watch any video about cookery that is on such a scale that the cook is using a full size Cooking Shovel to stir things about.

05.03.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 240    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 6
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"It could last six days, six weeks. I doubt six months."

β€” Donald Rumsfeld on the Iraq War (7 Feb 2003).

05.03.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1739    πŸ” 636    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 68

bsky.app/profile/chro...

05.03.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Felt like I was going insane watching people accept an AI model's explanation for why that same AI model committed a war crime.

05.03.2026 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1368    πŸ” 279    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 4

The one thing I can tell you as an author and as a jewelry maker is if you see other artists as competition or, worse, stepping stones, you've lost.

A rising tide lifts all boats. It won't be your boat today, maybe, but it might be tomorrow and the energy you put out there will come back to you.

05.03.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Trying desperately to see ANY bright side -- it's never been a better time to be a decent hetero guy who wants a full partner and knows how to do his own laundry and actively likes women as people.

05.03.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 353    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 12

A lesson I have been very very slowly learning over my adult life is just how many men actually do not like women, and just how many men I encounter and have interacted with (even good interactions!) have not really seen me as fully a person equal to them.

05.03.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 179    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

I do think that quote plus β€œPeople are loving what’s happening" is evidence that they are completely cut off from the feedback mechanism of public opinion. And the thing about feedback mechanisms is they don't just disappear if you ignore them.

05.03.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 442    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 7

I would really like to live in a world where you can like or dislike someone without it meaning you endorse/hate everything about them and their work and that you're declaring yourself on team For or Against that person.

05.03.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Not now! I am very busy making a ballot of bugs for the local elementary school. Election day is TOMORROW this is very serious. The children must vote for the best BUG, don't you understand the STAKES here?!

05.03.2026 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 267    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 2

They set out to build Atproto/Atmosphere federation as their actual product, and only created Bluesky as a proof-of-concept app, and now all of their free time is spent managing a bunch of unruly libs on the Twitter clone they never wanted, and they're more mad about it than words can express.

05.03.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's really wild how hostile Bluesky's owners and devs are toward their own userbase

05.03.2026 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 309    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 3

the plan

1. everyone's a (vibe) coder now
2. 1000 years of technical debt accrued in a single year
3. solution? vibe debugging -- frontier labs devote all resources to perfecting it
4. $$ profit $$

05.03.2026 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 5

I’d add:

If you go to school, borrow money to better yourself, struggle, and declare bankruptcy…

… student loan debt survives.

But if you’re a cop given a public trust, violate by beating up someone handcuffed, lose and a lawsuit and can’t pay damages?

Bankruptcy makes them go away.

05.03.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

sorry no I can not turn my camera on for this zoom meeting because I am the reincarnation of narcissus and if i see my own visage I will become consumed with it and stare obsessively at my own face until I die

05.03.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 303    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0

Me in December: I'm lazy and my brain doesn't work anymore and IDK if I'll ever be able to write again

Me in February: Huh, I can do stuff now

Me in March: [writing feverishly] I guess it was just my seasonal depression before. I'll remember that!

Me in December: I'm lazy and my brain doesn't wor

05.03.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1