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Rory Eggbrain

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Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz!

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I'm slightly curious whether scientists might finally discover the detectable presence of a few spines in Congress today, but I am not particularly hopeful about that prospect.

03.01.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently this came to light in February, but I'm only seeing it now. Not at all surprised, but sharing for anyone out there who might still be in denial about the fact that this administration is being run by literal Nazis and fascists.

02.05.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rejected at her door, ICE nabs a Maryland woman in her car after smashing her window Video shows a U.S. ICE agents breaking the window of a Maryland woman, Elsy Noemi Berrios, after failing to detain her at home.

Trump's Gestapo strike again. This is monstrous. Words cannot contain the shame that I feel for this country.

11.04.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

➑️ January 20: FAA director fired
➑️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➑️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➑️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➑️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years

Making America Great Again!

30.01.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 58523    πŸ” 26345    πŸ’¬ 1356    πŸ“Œ 2085

Normalizing spelling out what people actually mean when they cite DEI rather than letting them hide behind the safe cover of a euphemism that's been sapped of meaning

30.01.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 18052    πŸ” 3336    πŸ’¬ 302    πŸ“Œ 140

In anticipation of the kleptocratic clown show that officially begins next week, here are some all-too-relevant anagrams:

"President Donald Trump" = "Putrid old man pretends" and "It portends mad plunder."

"President Trump" = "Dr. Penis Trumpet" and "inept sperm turd."

Tell your friends!

17.01.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This infrared image from NASA Spitzer Space Telescope shows the Helix nebula, a cosmic starlet often photographed by amateur astronomers for its vivid colors and eerie resemblance to a giant eye.

Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/Univ.of Ariz.

13.01.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 7434    πŸ” 818    πŸ’¬ 122    πŸ“Œ 58
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Four years since my son wrote the best opening to a mystery novel ever written.

12.01.2025 10:33 β€” πŸ‘ 14357    πŸ” 1461    πŸ’¬ 461    πŸ“Œ 184

Is Carrie Underwood gonna sing β€˜Before He Cheats’ at the inauguration or nah?

13.01.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 21094    πŸ” 2525    πŸ’¬ 801    πŸ“Œ 194

[toothfairy dumping a bucket of teeth into Coinstar machine]

24.11.2024 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 707    πŸ” 166    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3

Smutwood Peak might be worthy of eleventh place.

13.01.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't have a personal list of favorite names for mountains (at least not yet), but Llullaillaco would always get first place. If I made a top ten list, I'd just write Llullaillaco ten times, because the next best can't even come close to that.

13.01.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.

22.12.2024 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 19652    πŸ” 2356    πŸ’¬ 449    πŸ“Œ 167

someBODY
once told me
luigi mangione

11.12.2024 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7456    πŸ” 870    πŸ’¬ 117    πŸ“Œ 58