From @acablart on Twitter: "november sucks. cant shave cant nut and you have to write a 50k word novel
01.11.2023 13:43 β π 2808 π 1082 π¬ 8 π 41@psilopteros.bsky.social
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From @acablart on Twitter: "november sucks. cant shave cant nut and you have to write a 50k word novel
01.11.2023 13:43 β π 2808 π 1082 π¬ 8 π 41"fast, vicious and sweet"
02.11.2025 00:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Image intended to be humorous, consisting of a 2x2 table, filled with pictures of characters from 31 minutos, a Chilean puppet show. The columns are labelled "Knows what an NFT is" and "Doesn't know what an NFT is". The rows are labelled "sells them" and "buys them". Knows/sells = TΓo Pelao. Doesn't know/sells = Guaripolo. Knows/buys = Juan-Carlos Bodoque. Doesn't know/buys = Tulio TriviΓ±o. This image was made several years ago and NFTs are no longer the scam du jour, but I don't think I ever posted this on bsky.
please god someone see this who finds it as funny as I do #31Minutos
01.11.2025 17:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0b-o-o-osh
01.11.2025 09:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0me with a blue funnel like hat, with a stick out the top holding a red ball on a string. I have on a red capelet and am carrying a letter with calligraphy and a seal in my crooked beak. I've got a badge with a symbol on it
the guy from the original painting that's got on my outfit except it's wearing tan turnshoes
it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
01.11.2025 00:15 β π 10601 π 1854 π¬ 177 π 108This is actually so much more tasteful than the White House one lmao
01.11.2025 07:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this would fuck on a coat of arms
31.10.2025 23:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0one for the vintage story loading screen
31.10.2025 20:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hasan Piker was just caught keeping an incestuous second family captive in his cellar for 24 years on stream π²
31.10.2025 18:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0analog equivalent of LLM hallucination :P
31.10.2025 09:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nobody had even heard of Katie Lam outside of Westminster until about two weeks ago.
Literally all it takes to be considered "brilliant" and a "rising star" on the right of British politics now is just a willingness to say something slightly more racist than all of your competitors
you could be mayor of a major metropolitan area but Zohran could never be a successful podcaster xx
29.10.2025 12:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Early humans were online an hour, maybe two hours, per day
29.10.2025 05:06 β π 1917 π 324 π¬ 61 π 14we should change the climate local to Bill Gates a lot. i'm talking about cooking him
28.10.2025 22:09 β π 159 π 19 π¬ 19 π 3whatever you say Baldy Holly
28.10.2025 16:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0what the fuck!!
28.10.2025 08:19 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0We regularly use the word "faith" as a synonym for "religion" in everyday language, without thinking about how this language reifies a Christian norm of what "religion" actually constitutes.
26.10.2025 16:23 β π 69 π 9 π¬ 3 π 5me about to write my silly little posts on reddit dot com
26.10.2025 18:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Americans are stupid disgusting cattle. Which I revere as holy.
26.10.2025 15:45 β π 1856 π 116 π¬ 40 π 6katie lam is actually hitler
26.10.2025 14:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have seen so much of myself in Zohran : the same ethnic lineage, similar tastes in music and films growing up, and with his most recent speech, the internal struggles of wrestling with a Muslim identity post 9/11. But the deepest connection we share is that we have the same receding hairline.
25.10.2025 07:43 β π 191 π 8 π¬ 6 π 0in the book they only have a modest edge over other troops, it's just enough to always win. duncan specifically is preternaturally skilled and his training of the atreides army is said to be bringing them closer to parity which is part of why the emperor destroyed the atreides
22.10.2025 20:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A hotdog and pretzel stand with large hanging bottles of mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise. The bottoms contain squeeze tubes to dispense the condiments.
I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
A.F. Branco political cartoon of a red airplane with a hammer and sickle labeled "Mamdani" flying towards a gray building labeled "NY City"
folks, he's done it again
21.10.2025 19:02 β π 3788 π 326 π¬ 295 π 232On advance access: "Nationcraft and the Origins of Territory: Experiencing RomanΓa in the Medieval Empire of New Rome"
by Nicholas S M Matheou (@edinburgh-uni.bsky.social)
#OpenAccess
doi.org/10.1093/past...
I am a creature of the sublunary sphere and care not for what lays beyond
21.10.2025 10:25 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He did it, he doesn't deny he did it, records exist showing he did it, his entire defense is that he was right to do it because he did it to somebody he hates. And the people who run the government also hate the same people Graham hates, so they're letting him walk to make sure more people do it.
20.10.2025 15:43 β π 183 π 70 π¬ 2 π 1it seems fair enough to accentuate the foreignness of foreign words, as a feature of communication. I just wish they didn't assume their pronunciations were accurate to the original language, it's so arrogant and often wrong
20.10.2025 10:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0