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From @acablart on Twitter: "november sucks. cant shave cant nut and you have to write a 50k word novel

From @acablart on Twitter: "november sucks. cant shave cant nut and you have to write a 50k word novel

01.11.2023 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2808    πŸ” 1082    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 41

"fast, vicious and sweet"

02.11.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Image intended to be humorous, consisting of a 2x2 table, filled with pictures of characters from 31 minutos, a Chilean puppet show. The columns are labelled "Knows what an NFT is" and "Doesn't know what an NFT is". The rows are labelled "sells them" and "buys them". Knows/sells = TΓ­o Pelao. Doesn't know/sells = Guaripolo. Knows/buys = Juan-Carlos Bodoque. Doesn't know/buys = Tulio TriviΓ±o. This image was made several years ago and NFTs are no longer the scam du jour, but I don't think I ever posted this on bsky.

Image intended to be humorous, consisting of a 2x2 table, filled with pictures of characters from 31 minutos, a Chilean puppet show. The columns are labelled "Knows what an NFT is" and "Doesn't know what an NFT is". The rows are labelled "sells them" and "buys them". Knows/sells = TΓ­o Pelao. Doesn't know/sells = Guaripolo. Knows/buys = Juan-Carlos Bodoque. Doesn't know/buys = Tulio TriviΓ±o. This image was made several years ago and NFTs are no longer the scam du jour, but I don't think I ever posted this on bsky.

please god someone see this who finds it as funny as I do #31Minutos

01.11.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

b-o-o-osh

01.11.2025 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
me with a blue funnel like hat, with a stick out the top holding a red ball on a string. I have on a red capelet and am carrying a letter with calligraphy and a seal in my crooked beak. I've got a badge with a symbol on it

me with a blue funnel like hat, with a stick out the top holding a red ball on a string. I have on a red capelet and am carrying a letter with calligraphy and a seal in my crooked beak. I've got a badge with a symbol on it

the guy from the original painting that's got on my outfit except it's wearing tan turnshoes

the guy from the original painting that's got on my outfit except it's wearing tan turnshoes

it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!

01.11.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 10601    πŸ” 1854    πŸ’¬ 177    πŸ“Œ 108

This is actually so much more tasteful than the White House one lmao

01.11.2025 07:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this would fuck on a coat of arms

31.10.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

one for the vintage story loading screen

31.10.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hasan Piker was just caught keeping an incestuous second family captive in his cellar for 24 years on stream 😲

31.10.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

analog equivalent of LLM hallucination :P

31.10.2025 09:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nobody had even heard of Katie Lam outside of Westminster until about two weeks ago.

Literally all it takes to be considered "brilliant" and a "rising star" on the right of British politics now is just a willingness to say something slightly more racist than all of your competitors

30.10.2025 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1630    πŸ” 412    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 30

you could be mayor of a major metropolitan area but Zohran could never be a successful podcaster xx

29.10.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Early humans were online an hour, maybe two hours, per day

29.10.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1917    πŸ” 324    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 14
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we should change the climate local to Bill Gates a lot. i'm talking about cooking him

28.10.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 159    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 3

whatever you say Baldy Holly

28.10.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what the fuck!!

28.10.2025 08:19 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We regularly use the word "faith" as a synonym for "religion" in everyday language, without thinking about how this language reifies a Christian norm of what "religion" actually constitutes.

26.10.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 5

me about to write my silly little posts on reddit dot com

26.10.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Americans are stupid disgusting cattle. Which I revere as holy.

26.10.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1856    πŸ” 116    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 6

katie lam is actually hitler

26.10.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have seen so much of myself in Zohran : the same ethnic lineage, similar tastes in music and films growing up, and with his most recent speech, the internal struggles of wrestling with a Muslim identity post 9/11. But the deepest connection we share is that we have the same receding hairline.

25.10.2025 07:43 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

in the book they only have a modest edge over other troops, it's just enough to always win. duncan specifically is preternaturally skilled and his training of the atreides army is said to be bringing them closer to parity which is part of why the emperor destroyed the atreides

22.10.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A hotdog and pretzel stand with large hanging bottles of mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise. The bottoms contain squeeze tubes to dispense the condiments.

A hotdog and pretzel stand with large hanging bottles of mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise. The bottoms contain squeeze tubes to dispense the condiments.

I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

22.10.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6702    πŸ” 1590    πŸ’¬ 388    πŸ“Œ 528
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A.F. Branco political cartoon of a red airplane with a hammer and sickle labeled "Mamdani" flying towards a gray building labeled "NY City"

A.F. Branco political cartoon of a red airplane with a hammer and sickle labeled "Mamdani" flying towards a gray building labeled "NY City"

folks, he's done it again

21.10.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3788    πŸ” 326    πŸ’¬ 295    πŸ“Œ 232
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Nationcraft and the Origins of Territory: Experiencing RomanΓ­a in the Medieval Empire of New Rome* Abstract. The modernism debate in the historiography of nationhood and nationalism has fizzled out to a curious dΓ©tente: the idea that nationhood and natio

On advance access: "Nationcraft and the Origins of Territory: Experiencing RomanΓ­a in the Medieval Empire of New Rome"

by Nicholas S M Matheou (@edinburgh-uni.bsky.social)

#OpenAccess

doi.org/10.1093/past...

21.10.2025 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am a creature of the sublunary sphere and care not for what lays beyond

21.10.2025 10:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He did it, he doesn't deny he did it, records exist showing he did it, his entire defense is that he was right to do it because he did it to somebody he hates. And the people who run the government also hate the same people Graham hates, so they're letting him walk to make sure more people do it.

20.10.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 183    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

it seems fair enough to accentuate the foreignness of foreign words, as a feature of communication. I just wish they didn't assume their pronunciations were accurate to the original language, it's so arrogant and often wrong

20.10.2025 10:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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