Daddy Chill

I say this as someone who loves drugs.. we cannot have drug addicts in charge 😂

I hope someone does it soon.

Will someone please tell the water signs it’s time to run for office? Manipulate them back.

Be the problem you want to see in the world.

If free housing, free education or tuition reimbursement and free healthcare are so socialist,

why are they the selling points for the military.

Recently discovered salsa with cream cheese, thank me later

The least cool thing about me: I prefer the sushi rolls with cream cheese.

Take the trip.

Did Marjorie Taylor Greene get censored by the House for screaming at President Biden? Just wondering if another white woman got away with stuff black men can’t.

Getting ordained so that when I email my representatives, they have to address me as Reverend.

Sitting at the airport, replacing my flying anxiety with anxiety from the news.

Can’t be afraid of a mid-air collision if you’re too busy being angry that Blackrock bought both ends of the Panama Canal.

#BigBrainThings

Not knowing things is probably so cool. So chill and relaxing, ykwim?

Remember, always use a flared base when getting fucked up the butt.

I need that guy who tracks Pelosi’s stocks to tell me how much the President, JD, Laminated Leather Face and each Cabinet Member are making off of this crash right now because you can’t tell me he didn’t push tariffs so he could time it.

We’re about to see the largest wealth transfer in decades.

One that goes against the kings wishes of course

First Amendment rights, pfft who needs ‘em

We’re about to see who has more control over Donny. Who’s your money on?

Because 7 European countries cancelled their contracts with Starlink, 3 put 100% taxes on new Teslas + 200% on used Teslas imported into their country.

Shower thought:

Why don’t we make AI generated videos of Trump talking realistically about what his administration is doing so we can educate the Facebook sheeple?

It wouldn’t even be misinformation.

Every abuser, ever.

It’s easy to deny privilege exists when you yourself haven’t amounted to much despite a system built by your people, for your people.

DOGE recommends cuts to the FAA.

Hundreds of workers get fired, including those tasked with producing air traffic navigation maps.

Now Starlink is reportedly in line to take over a $2 billion contract to upgrade the nation's air traffic control systems.

See how this works?

All of the feminism leaves my body when I jump on a call with a woman who upturns the end of her sentences.

UGH this is bringing back a memory of an ex being crazy.. the Costco sized bottle of coconut lotion is VERY HARD to get off of cars as well 😆

You could take this advice as well. I don’t suspect to see a bump in car eggings as a result of a tweet from a girl with 1k followers.

That said, if you like arguing in the comments of a satirical post, I’ve been there! Do you

I’ve heard about this! What does it do? HYPOTHETICALLY ofc

I’m not sure egging a car is an “attack” given the world we live in.

For legal reasons this is a joke but licking a jolly rancher and then sticking it to the top of a car (like one with trump flags for example) rips the paint off when they try to remove it.

Imma need you to cite this because I definitely want to try

This is fucking great!! Ty