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Ralph

@ralphwiggum.bsky.social

My cat's breath smells like cat food

192 Followers  |  257 Following  |  251 Posts  |  Joined: 05.12.2023
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My favorite Zappa song. Such an all timer.

05.03.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You ever defund the military…….

On weed?

05.03.2026 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bobby still got it

04.03.2026 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just bought my ticket. Let’s try and stick to the movies this year.

26.02.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely nothing tops watching this on Oscar Sunday and listening to film buff Gregg Turkington give us his insight on all the thrills, spills, and chills from Hollywood’s biggest night.

IT’S MOVIE TIME!

#Gregghead #JusticefortheElectricSun20

26.02.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ken stays winning

25.02.2026 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man standing in a living room with the words " why are you so sweaty " on the bottom ALT: a man standing in a living room with the words " why are you so sweaty " on the bottom
24.02.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was without a doubt streaming big ole geysers of tears.

23.02.2026 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Drake cosplaying as a basketball player.  Also Devin Booker is there.

Drake cosplaying as a basketball player. Also Devin Booker is there.

23.02.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck that movie fuck that movie fuck that movie.

Also glad I watched it only once in my life.

23.02.2026 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Terrible attempt to capture the elusive @dasharez0ne.bsky.social aesthetic

16.02.2026 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who up Surfin they Ninjas

16.02.2026 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So much better than House of the Dragon

14.02.2026 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#IStandWithRodger

13.02.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

05.02.2026 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 32270    πŸ” 13859    πŸ’¬ 589    πŸ“Œ 1597

Said Luther Grandross

02.02.2026 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Said something more like Luther Grandross

02.02.2026 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Truly a garbage dessert

01.02.2026 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Joining in on dancing on this fucks forced retirement. May he never know another moment of peace.

26.01.2026 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My 2 favorite pop culture writers must have gotten together to work out the design choices for their newest books. So excited to dig into both of these over the crazy snow weekend. @sheaserrano.bsky.social

24.01.2026 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Only risks enough money on the daily doubles where he would be exactly $1 ahead of second place if somehow he missed it.

22.01.2026 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do declare

16.01.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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what a legend lmao

14.01.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 12310    πŸ” 2954    πŸ’¬ 159    πŸ“Œ 389

Trying to find a comparison across other pro leagues is hard because of all the previous decades of success. Modern Yankees is pretty good. Bulls in the NBA?

13.01.2026 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@letseatnachos.bsky.social I’d say good luck tonight but I wouldn’t mean it and I hope all those yinzers go home sad and cry into those dumb towels. I do hope you have an excellent week otherwise though 🍻

13.01.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did not think they had the stones to do this.

06.01.2026 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.

Giggles.

01.01.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Was my IMMEDIATE first thought when I saw the story.

31.12.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0