Special Little Boy

I saw people quoting this saying it was really funny and they were laughing out loud hard. I promise you it’s funnier than you could imagine. I am crying.

8 minute mortgages

use the NFL app and sign in to it with YouTube TV as your TV provider and you can watch mnf that way. it's dumb but it works. the future is amazing

Drinking on this 14.8% coffee stout tonight and it is fire.

Mamdani is going to implement Shabutie law. He’s going to make all modern sick ass prog bands go back to their original name from their first EPs.

My middle school in Arkansas had bigger bleachers

Can YOU nuke the filibuster?

They are indeed awesome

“Subscription required” at the bottom is too fucking funny

90s kid giving fingerguns in stylised video game neon backdrop saying “I don’t really give a fuck what people buy with food stamps and if you do it’s because you’re a fucking loser”

You heard me

I’ll chime in and say a bunch of the side stuff has relatively fleshed out characters, motivations, and variance of tasks. Sure there are bounties which are mostly the same but I cared more about some of these side mission characters than most games in recent memory.

Hey everybody needs to pick up the latest book from my boy, NYT best selling author @sheaserrano.bsky.social

He’s replied to me in the old days of good twitter and now Bluesky so we’re pretty much friends. The footnotes are already cracking me up, this book rules.

dark at nine, feeling fine
dark at five, fuck my live

How much Tylenol did you take while pregnant

Sounds pretty good

Abba Zabba, you my only friend

One time I smoked a joint with a girl that Ween named a song after. It’s all been kinda leveled off after that but at least you could put that on my tombstone.

Here’s our big furry boy Giggles

He definitely caught it and they ruled it that way. Just about half a foot short of the goal line.

You’re a man of many layers, coach. Always been a big fan of Unibroue myself as a fellow beer weirdo.

Gilmore Girls looking ass place

I really miss the days of getting so high I can barely keep my eyes open and laughing so much it hurts watching that show

This is like the post on here awhile back calling everyone 38. I am still being attacked.

You got my blood absolutely pumping with that. Unbeatable.

I didn’t trust that guy after he praised Josh Hawley (a very easy thing to not do!) so I’m feeling good about being ahead of the curve here.

It is possibly the prettiest game I have ever played. Find myself stopping all the time to just whip the camera around slowly to take it all in.

First subject after the intro is Timmy D, I would’ve bet my life on it. So excited to get my copy!