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minha vida é igual UNO quando tô resolvendo um problema, chega +4

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fiz o que pude!!

**mas pude pouco**

no ritmo que o brasil tá ainda me tem uma sexta feira 13

evitem sair de casa hoje bom dia

a cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor next to a radiator . ALT: a cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor next to a radiator .

fiz o que pude!!
**mas pude pouco**

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pouca idade pra MUITA tomação no cu

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pra namorar tem que tomar 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 iniciativa

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"Não sou birrenta"

recebi um “ não “

quero as irmãs da deolane na porta da cadeia soltando foguetes igual foi na fazenda

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vontade de fazer aquilo q começa com s 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈👿👿😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈 sumir

a cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor next to a radiator . ALT: a cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor next to a radiator .

eu esperava o pior mas tá bem pior do que eu esperava

quase perdendo os traços de pobre e ganhando os de mendiga

Cada dia me sinto mais perto do inferno

acordei assim

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me recuso a desinstalar o twitter mesmo banido, eh tipo um túmulo

Friends, 1996

Minha mãe: "cadê a tesoura que tava aqui"

Eu saindo do banheiro:

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eu recebo notificação do twitter e abro achando que voltou

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O mundo se o Bluesky tivesse Trend Topics :

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obrigado bluesky por me dar mais amigos do que aquele tal de twitter

o gatinho oficial do bluesky

segunda feira né

mal posso esperar para dormir de novo hoje à noite

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Credo pq todo domingo bate uma depre tão grande