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Erik the Rural Juror

@edoggthered.bsky.social

If you can’t tell whether or not I’m joking, I probably am.

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MAGA don't surf.

05.10.2025 17:43 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It’s wild that law professors are just out here saying Charlie Brown had hoes.

05.10.2025 17:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Reminds me to make my “Apocalypse NOW!” sign.

05.10.2025 17:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We could have had this guy for a VP - instead we have a guy who won't get off the couch.

05.10.2025 15:25 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I suspect treachery.

05.10.2025 15:24 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yeah but Joe Biden is old

05.10.2025 01:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Spending time with a favorite friend is what I’d always point to.

04.10.2025 20:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This morning, the Trump Administration’s Department of War gave me an ultimatum: call up your troops, or we will. It is absolutely outrageous and un-American to demand a Governor send military troops within our own borders and against our will.

04.10.2025 18:10 — 👍 22968    🔁 7160    💬 1423    📌 569

America is currently a giant experiment to see how long we can keep stuffing a year's worth of news and outrage into every single day before everyone's heads explode

03.10.2025 21:25 — 👍 2473    🔁 437    💬 22    📌 1

I remain skeptical.

04.10.2025 19:18 — 👍 71    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

You got that right.

04.10.2025 17:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What were they going to do when they showed up to discover there were no such protests?

04.10.2025 02:23 — 👍 32    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 0

Currently at the Franz Ferdinand show with a lot of other middle aged hipsters. And inexplicably, some young people.

04.10.2025 01:24 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I would ask for it to be put in a certificate to show off.

03.10.2025 21:06 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"It is despicable that you would say that!" - Karoline Leavitt

03.10.2025 21:04 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

she should have handcuffed herself to their door handle in protest, loomer-style

03.10.2025 20:56 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Congrats!!!!

03.10.2025 20:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you, it felt perfect as I typed it.

03.10.2025 19:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Paying us? Bitch I’m the eventual product!” - my thought reading the CEO’s post.

03.10.2025 19:34 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No Karoline, you guys have said that you don't want rhetoric. This is that. Stop being dumb.

03.10.2025 18:30 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

who would Jesus leave to die in a parking lot

03.10.2025 17:46 — 👍 113    🔁 5    💬 7    📌 0

maybe he’s trying to lose weight due to hegseth’s new no fatties policy

03.10.2025 17:02 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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03.10.2025 12:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Manic pixel dream girl

03.10.2025 12:20 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

manic pixel dream girl

03.10.2025 12:06 — 👍 49    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

Oh I’m pretty confident Stephen Miller has been punched in the face. I can’t see how he made it out of junior high otherwise.

02.10.2025 21:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m not totally sure it was him or another weirdo. The pic I got wasn’t super clear. But it’s a weirdo for sure.

02.10.2025 20:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"I just need to keep trying because trust me, you want it, you just don’t know it" - me, talking to conservatives about universal healthcare

02.10.2025 19:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills, but I’m not gonna tell them that.

02.10.2025 18:16 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He appears to be at the University of Cincinnati today.

02.10.2025 18:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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