Erik the Rural Juror

The Trump administration is going to pull off an impossible feat - make the world sympathetic to Iran.

Keep your friends close, keep your enemies too close for comfort.

Loving the east coast slang.

Someone being vocal about supporting ICE? Shame them.
Someone talking absolute fucking nonsense about children getting transgender surgery? Shame them.

People have to be shamed to understand things that are bad to believe and even worse to say.

The reason people are saying these things is that not enough people are shamed for saying things like this.

Living my best life.

Next time maybe they can find someone without a high school diploma.

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I guess it’s pretty nuanced.”

We obviously live in a simulation.

Came here to say this but you’ve got it all under control.

fuck boy ain’t nothing without his fuck plane

So sad.

It's kind of sweet, in a way.

She’s already spoken for. Several times.

Is she ever.

It’s already been budgeted for, Rex. Use it or lose it.

The cruelty is the point but also the incompetence.

Fixin’ the glitch.

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I take it back - maybe we *can* have nice things.

He’s a modern day warrior for sure.

it's already in the budget

thems the rules

Does this mean she has to break up with Corey Lewandowski as well?

He was seriously the other candidate.

just dumb and mean, that's all they need

It'll be a damn shame if Kristi and Corey don't get to experience simultaneous bidets at altitude after all they've been through together.

They've gotta be dumb and mean, I guess.

don't stop believin'

He’ll want the one straight out of central casting, as usual.