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Erik the Rural Juror

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If you can’t tell whether or not I’m joking, I probably am.

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Meanwhile I’m loading up on Cheetos and rage skeeting.

03.03.2026 04:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Eat healthy and try and avoid the news, I guess.

03.03.2026 04:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I’m not sure. I’d keep an eye on the story.

03.03.2026 04:19 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

and it may have even been made up *by* Epstein or some online associates of his

03.03.2026 04:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I read this as a lonely monkey post.

03.03.2026 03:35 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

hooray for war crimes

03.03.2026 03:34 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh

03.03.2026 03:10 — 👍 23    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And I’d assume some of those ten wrote one of the books.

03.03.2026 02:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I doubt there are more than ten people that have read as many books about Van Halen as I have.

03.03.2026 02:31 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

what if bad things that couldn’t happen happen?

03.03.2026 02:26 — 👍 44    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Discourse cannot be created or destroyed.

03.03.2026 02:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good call on the eastasia!

03.03.2026 01:01 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh so now our targeting is shitty thanks a lot li’l Marco.

02.03.2026 23:13 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe it was to hear about whatever community theater James is involved in these days?

02.03.2026 23:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s the guy who fought against Vanderbilt and lost, isn’t it?

02.03.2026 22:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uh, no, Coach. We've actually never against fought Iran. We've tricked them, couped them, lied to them, and destroyed their stuff based on 30 years of lies from Israel. But we've never fought against them.

02.03.2026 22:27 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

I guess it's pretty nuanced.

02.03.2026 21:40 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think he got too down Aaron. He isn't allowed to listen to the Village People for two weeks now.

02.03.2026 21:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I bet the plan is to have tariffs on gasoline.

02.03.2026 21:20 — 👍 53    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 2

It's wild to me that anyone takes people like Lauren Boebert seriously.

02.03.2026 21:19 — 👍 128    🔁 7    💬 4    📌 0

or even someone with whom he had a blood relation

02.03.2026 21:16 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I love that that guy was a legislator and also a great actor.

02.03.2026 20:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wanna see Leprechaun fight the Predator.

02.03.2026 19:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Too bad the Boy Scouts just created that whole new "Caving to a Bully" merit badge.

02.03.2026 19:56 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Anyways I guess I’m glad I’m not under 55?

02.03.2026 19:52 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

don't worry rodney I'm sure the leopards will never eat *your* face

02.03.2026 18:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

alas they are all sold out at ikea

02.03.2026 18:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There’s no time like the present.

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02.03.2026 18:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

jake tapper writes all about this in his next book

02.03.2026 18:06 — 👍 48    🔁 2    💬 5    📌 0
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SCIF: Some Curtains In Florida

02.03.2026 17:59 — 👍 15    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0