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Erik the Rural Juror

@edoggthered.bsky.social

If you can’t tell whether or not I’m joking, I probably am.

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She’s already spoken for. Several times.

05.03.2026 20:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is she ever.

05.03.2026 19:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s already been budgeted for, Rex. Use it or lose it.

05.03.2026 19:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The cruelty is the point but also the incompetence.

05.03.2026 19:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fixin’ the glitch.

05.03.2026 19:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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05.03.2026 19:30 — 👍 41    🔁 10    💬 6    📌 0

I take it back - maybe we *can* have nice things.

05.03.2026 19:29 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

He’s a modern day warrior for sure.

05.03.2026 19:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's already in the budget

05.03.2026 19:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

thems the rules

05.03.2026 19:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Does this mean she has to break up with Corey Lewandowski as well?

05.03.2026 19:11 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

He was seriously the other candidate.

05.03.2026 19:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

just dumb and mean, that's all they need

05.03.2026 18:58 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It'll be a damn shame if Kristi and Corey don't get to experience simultaneous bidets at altitude after all they've been through together.

05.03.2026 18:11 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

They've gotta be dumb and mean, I guess.

05.03.2026 17:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

don't stop believin'

05.03.2026 17:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’ll want the one straight out of central casting, as usual.

05.03.2026 16:58 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Reading, fiction in particular, gives you a better understanding of the human experience.

05.03.2026 16:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is this all just a bill to prevent things that aren't happening?

05.03.2026 15:59 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The kids are alright.

05.03.2026 04:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s why conservatives need safe spaces to share their views.

05.03.2026 03:59 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Thanks for your testimony and attention and expertise and passion!

05.03.2026 03:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everyday we’re a little bit closer to a T-1000.

05.03.2026 00:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He’s the guy who supercharged a sex trafficker. It’s unbelievable.

05.03.2026 00:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They do know that name is gonna have to come off of there, right?

05.03.2026 00:08 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s wild seeing ads during the Big Ten women’s tournament for The Ohio State Wexner Medical Center.

05.03.2026 00:08 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

Trump *hated* gold star families that spoke out.

04.03.2026 23:21 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

And sometimes you pay for what you get.

04.03.2026 23:11 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey that’s *our* job!

04.03.2026 23:10 — 👍 29    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One of them married their high school math teacher. You can guess which one that was.

04.03.2026 22:55 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0