Erik the Rural Juror

She’s already spoken for. Several times.

Is she ever.

It’s already been budgeted for, Rex. Use it or lose it.

The cruelty is the point but also the incompetence.

Fixin’ the glitch.

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I take it back - maybe we *can* have nice things.

He’s a modern day warrior for sure.

it's already in the budget

thems the rules

Does this mean she has to break up with Corey Lewandowski as well?

He was seriously the other candidate.

just dumb and mean, that's all they need

It'll be a damn shame if Kristi and Corey don't get to experience simultaneous bidets at altitude after all they've been through together.

They've gotta be dumb and mean, I guess.

don't stop believin'

He’ll want the one straight out of central casting, as usual.

Reading, fiction in particular, gives you a better understanding of the human experience.

Is this all just a bill to prevent things that aren't happening?

The kids are alright.

That’s why conservatives need safe spaces to share their views.

Thanks for your testimony and attention and expertise and passion!

Everyday we’re a little bit closer to a T-1000.

He’s the guy who supercharged a sex trafficker. It’s unbelievable.

They do know that name is gonna have to come off of there, right?

It’s wild seeing ads during the Big Ten women’s tournament for The Ohio State Wexner Medical Center.

Trump *hated* gold star families that spoke out.

And sometimes you pay for what you get.

Hey that’s *our* job!

One of them married their high school math teacher. You can guess which one that was.