Old Tafkat

Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to let people attach music to their still photos on Instagram?

I've had a song playing in my head for several hours, but never listened to it or sang it out loud. Just refreshed YouTube on the laptop and it's recommending a different song by the Commodores. How did it know it was the Commodores playing in my head?

I remember one time I watched a 20-minute tutorial on how to play the drums in 50 ways and the guy was talking about how hard the cross-sticking was. Then I watched Steve Gadd play it and there was no cross-sticking at all.

No. He's going after Nigeria because he sent a lot of money to the Nigerian Prince for processing fees and he didn't get the $50,000,000 in return as promised.

So, uh... who else thinks he's going to decorate the new "ballroom" with real gold-plated testicles?

No, the crowd knows it's a show and not an actual competition at a pro wrestling show. The dumb people are the ones that continue to think the crowd isn't in on it. I know what you meant and don't disagree but you're using a faulty premise. Trump is the one being worked by WWE.

I can't even make it through playing on song on the acoustic guitar without intense pain in my right arm. It's actually been getting worse for the last several days. I get to see orthopedic doctor on Monday for the torn bicep.

You know somebody's fucked up when a comment thread about their death turns into a public conversation about the worst shit everyone ever saw on the internet.

@uspostal.bsky.social Why are the guitar string I ordered in Portland, OR? They shipped from New York and were supposed to come here to West Virginia. There's no reason for them to be in Portland, OR.

I'm exhausted.

Your point would be better if most of the 2A people weren't actively cheering on the bad guys. Otherwise, you're not wrong.

Is that the official way to extraelectorily retire a... you know, I'm not going to finish that.

YouTube video by KEXP Fishbone - Racist Piece Of Shit (Live on KEXP)

I'd like to dedicate this song to our wonderful US President.

So they're posting on all the websites that it's "the radical left's" fault the government is shut down. Because the Democrats won't vote to cut off health care for the poor. Because the Republicans refused to negotiate. The President refused to meet with them. Refused to negotiate. Their fault.

52 is a depressing birthday.

Picture this:
Sean Ono Lennon, Zack Starkey, James McCartney, and Dhani Harrison are onstage together in The Cavern, playing I'm A Believer. Camera pans to the back-Yoko is watching, stone-faced. Paul looks angry, arms crossed and shaking his head slowly. Ringo. smiling broadly, claps along & dances

So he stabs a wounded cow with a small sword repeatedly until it notices?

Welcome to last year, hope you have a good one.

All the autistic people I know all had both parents ingesting dihydrogen monoxide multiple times every day. My daughter and I are both on the spectrum, and we sometimes ingest up to two liters of dihydrogen monoxide EVERY DAY. Coincidence? I think not.

It shouldn't have been close enough for that to matter. The fact that it was that close is a really sad indictment of the United States as a whole.

Fender concert-sized acoustic guitar, less than $300 and it doesn't hurt my right arm, and plays really well.

G&L L2000 bass, plays and sounds incredible. I don't have $650 though. I don't have any money.

I think I know what I want for my birthday.

I won't get either, but I still want them. :-)

This attitude is why I have a whole waist of energy.

There's a difference between Tucker and Roseanne getting fired because of public outcry and Kimmel getting fired because Trump told the FCC to threaten ABC's licences unless they fired Kimmel. If you don't know the difference, maybe you should learn.

According to Siri only 3.3 million Americans died last year in total.

So fly fishing is safe?

Half of them will say "bOtH pArTiEs R dA Smae" and vote for Bullwinkle.

Ha ha another 77 million think both parties are the same and don't vote at all, or vote for "third" parties that can't even win school board seats. And ALL the dipshits are Dunning-Kreuger-ing through life thinking they're the smart ones.

I bet Turnip thinks a sanitarium is where stuff gets cleaned.

YouTube video by Huntington Music and Arts Festival 600 LBS OF SIN: 2011 Huntington Music and Arts Festival

It's weird when something pops up in my recommended videos and I'm in it. I miss that bass and playing with Sierra was a cool experience. Many pounds ago.