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everyone take a deep breath, and take solace in the fact that you're not currently listening to country music. if you are hearing country music, you have my sympathy. if you are actively listening to country music, no

screenshot of a tweet from @calculizer dated nov 8 2015 reading 'it's all fun and games until he's president'

banger tbh

man, i'm glad i'm not Radiohead

man, i'm glad i'm not The Strokes. it sure must suck to have hit songs that people enjoy and make you enough money to focus on a shitty side project. actually playing those songs would be like pulling teeth, god forbid you appreciate what got you where you are. (fuck The Strokes very much)

i have the greatest friends, don't @ me

i was accurate

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tomorrow's my birthday and i plan to celebrate it by cursing the darkness. with a lot of cursing

honestly i really needed to see something like this

if i may be so bold, you are the coolest cucumber, and don't let nobody tell you any different

i'm going to be awful embarrassed in the morning, but that's a problem for me in the morning

@calculizer.bsky.social this is my cat Gypsy

if there's one thing i enjoy about this day and age, it's the ability to casually invoke people i respect and admire and pray they bear witness to any number of the jokes or things i have to share in the hopes that they will find me amusing

@seantroversy.bsky.social when you release an album of The Band covers, can i be your Levon Helm? i rock a mean Yazoo Street Scandal. i rock it kinda slow, and i rock it kinda easy

they sure aren't the band they were in the 90's is my point. they're sterile and disinterested people. and they want to sell you something. Jordan in particular wants to sell you EVERYTHING because he feels he missed his calling as a used car salesman, he wasted his life playing keyboard

when i say Dream Theater is a soulless husk, i'm not even talking about their music. sure, you still feel hungry after consuming it but attacking their music as soulless has been done to death. there's something about them that seems like they only care as far as they are a brand, not a band

it doesn't surprise me too much that Dream Theater doesn't have a BlueSky, that i might pester them about Eve. they are, after all, only a business, and not a band. you'd think corporate prog metal would be a contradiction in terms but here we are

TELL ME WHY THAT DOESN'T DESERVE MORE RECOGNITION

so in a dramatic twist i find myself thinking of Dream Theater. the fact that their best song (Eve) is not on any streaming service and is practically inaccessible except for a YouTube video or two is a fucking crime. go listen to Eve right now. put down your gameboy and GO LISTEN TO EVE RIGHT NOW

LEFT

hi my name is Nicholas, and i have delusions of becoming a professional musician. oh dear god why

@schumer.senate.gov just so you know, the common member of the left wing *wants* Democrats like Zohran Mamdani, not feckless centrists whose impotence in the face of fascism could very easily be mistaken for complicity. i know it's difficult to face, but you're on the wrong side of history

i won't feel safe for a while yet

welcome to the heavyweight bout, Andrew Cuomo, you worthless fucking piece of shit. how's that MAGA money treating you now, nazi boy?

New York City map of which areas voted for Cuomo and which for Mamdani.

New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped.

Some personal news: In lowering my head to take a bite of a very melty ice cream sandwich a few moments ago, I managed to smear ice cream all over the left lens of my glasses. I’m considering leaving there as a warning to all that it’s never too late to hit a new all-time low.

YouTube video by OPAL IN SKY Why Are Dylon's Pupils So Big All The Time?

@glaucomflecken.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/Dva51... who else could i think of but you

i'm almost 29 and i still can't write a song like Pike St./Park Slope this is fucking bullshit

god fucking dammit i just can't win

what if, liminally speaking, they use it as incorrectly as possible?