Collin Kravis

@pixelatedboat.bsky.social The new "Warner" company will continue the traditional film and television business, while the "Brothers Discovery" company will focus on the booming market for incest pornography

It is happening again

Please, someone develop the game Las Vegas Sphere Tycoon. I need an infinite money cheat so I can optimize the most revolting and unsafe cinematic experience Sin City has to offer

An “I voted” sticker depicting a crudely drawn werewolf tearing off its shirt mid-transformation in front of an American flag

It would be remiss of me not to remind everyone of this similar gem

Hey, this is just West Side Story ☹️

A cartoon pizza delivery driver wearing a two-tone baseball cap that just says “pizza”

I hope my local pizza place realizes that they could have a decent side hustle on caps that just say “pizza”

Socrates as depicted in Once Upon A Katamari: a low-poly, serious-looking Greek man in a teal toga with a wrinkled forehead, receding hair, and a robust beard.

Wife absolutely bodied me by saying I look like Katamari Socrates

We have a ghoulish private prison industrial complex. They should be salivating at the prospect of “prosecute ICE;” it would be SO GOOD for shareholder value! Please can we get the right lobbyist on this

If you screw up a song, you get traumatized even worse

Introducing my new therapeutic arcade game, EMDDR

Pet owners since time immemorial have always loved to play that classic game, Why Are You Wet

A version of A Christmas Carol where Scrooge immediately gets naked once he finds out nobody can see him in the visions, and the ghosts don’t, like, say anything or stop him but they’re definitely more standoffish at that point

I come from a multi-faith family, so I celebrate both Toyotathon and Hanukkia. I also go to my friends’ Chrysmas

Well folks, I lost my cooking show because the world wasn’t ready to admit that “lasaña” is a more efficient way to spell it

Going about my day, muttering “stay chuffed with your bits” to myself over and over in the most godawful accent I can muster

Happy Hallowe’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E

Pronouncing ”cool” like “co-op”

Opening a new restaurant called “The Aviary” where you can not only get chicken nuggets, but also nuggets from any other bird I can legally sell as meat

Thrilled to announce the grand opening of my new restaurant, Pizza Wasteland

NyQuil salad dressing

Aw jeez, is *this* why they’re called The Goo Goo Dolls 😟

Thanks for clarifying, The Beatles

The top 3/4 of my head in front of a wall & ceiling tiled with fake roses

No, *you’re* jet lagged.

A red plastic toy guitar with three strings that has a round sticker on the body. The sticker is printed with a heart shape inside of which is the text “guns save lives.”

My toddler, who is a staunch defender of the second amendment,

I wish everything in every store was labeled “Purchaser agrees to not tell the cops”

Maybe we need to stop taking it for granted and check if political candidates are willing to say “Slavery should be illegal” on camera

“Michigan Mentioned” meme, celebrating deep dish pizza, euchre, fudge, and Faygo

Tim Robinson in I Think You Should Leasve

“I really seriously don’t really do that much wrong things”

Do you think Elon got to be The World’s Most Divorced Guy by NOT understanding women’s emotions and motivations? Don’t answer that

The B-52’s debut LP on a turntable

An Heirloom from Mother

6 glass playing cards (9-Ace, hearts) on a table at a market, with a sticker reading “Royal Flush 3-“. I guess technically it’s a little more than a royal flush.

*Balatro addiction intensifies*