Andrew OβHagan hitting this grifting family off the top rope with every line here
10.03.2026 07:39 β π 13 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0Andrew OβHagan hitting this grifting family off the top rope with every line here
10.03.2026 07:39 β π 13 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0How to jork it respectfully on international womenβs day(?)
08.03.2026 18:34 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0Theyβve deleted the take, which is its own special victory for people with brains whoβve taken quite enough psychic damage lately, thank you very muchβ¦
07.03.2026 10:17 β π 10 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Eric Andre capturing how I think we all feel these days:
07.03.2026 01:28 β π 474 π 110 π¬ 4 π 10his killer being a man who murdered three people including a pregnant woman who he also raped is a perfect demonstration of how βpaedophile huntersβ are just violent men looking for a socially acceptable target for their violence
07.03.2026 10:02 β π 492 π 106 π¬ 9 π 3Call me Mr Kipling how I have exceedingly good takes
07.03.2026 08:27 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My one issue with bluesky is whenever i catch some clearly idiotic take, itβs always from a generic βAmerican journalistβ with 50k followers
07.03.2026 07:32 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
And every year on the forth of July fireworks shows are accompanied by βborn in the USAβ.
Making a piece of art does not make you responsible for the media literacy of everyone who encounters it.
I heard that people were moving to Dubai because they donβt have bins or bin collections. Instead they all have a big canister of helium by their door and when they want to throw something out they tie on the appropriate number of foil balloons so that it just floats away.
Beautiful to witness
I can tell this is gonna be cringe comedy, heavy on the cringe, easy on the comedy.
06.03.2026 17:53 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Ban it totally, thereβs absolutely no legitimate argument for not banning this shite
06.03.2026 08:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I love seeing someone on socials media whoβs whole thing is gut health or probiotics.
Hope youβre shitting better these days king/queen/jester xoxox
The guy whoβs still crying about 9/11 - βuhβ¦ heyβ¦. Can we uhhhβ¦ get a couple more of those, please?β
04.03.2026 11:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0our psychosis simulation website will alert the authorities for medical help/armed response if it senses you are having a bad case of the mondays
04.03.2026 10:28 β π 50 π 9 π¬ 2 π 0Barron is clearly Jesus, no way Trump shoots loads
04.03.2026 10:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Even a broken clock is right twice a day
03.03.2026 11:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs not self centered to focus solely on things negatively effecting me FYI
03.03.2026 11:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My husband is a trained killerβ¦ heβs not trained to be killed π₯Ί
03.03.2026 11:40 β π 13 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Actually.. my family and I conscientiously object to this next act of imperialismβ¦ this isnβt what he signed up for. π
03.03.2026 11:39 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Military wives all over the place trying to illicit sympathy for their husbands who signed up to be stormtroopers.
Wild shit.
Darren Jones is the dry toothy bj of politicians.
03.03.2026 09:24 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Because Muslims getting gold in the fascist Olympics was my main takeaway too
02.03.2026 15:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Photo of Trump making a speech. Headline says: #BREAKING PRESIDENT TRUMP SAYS: "GOD BLESS THESE DUDES, SORRY IT HAPPENED... MARDI GRAS..."
#BREAKING
02.03.2026 12:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yer da wears boys get sad too hoodies
02.03.2026 10:43 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
We had a train cancelled after standing on a February platform with a 4 year old for an hour.
Well, it was all trains that day from that point on.
It took weeks of being passed around before we got a refund.
Real joke stuff.
Lmao - weβre toast
02.03.2026 08:09 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Starmers like - βlisten, technically the safest part of the war is in it.β
01.03.2026 22:46 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well thatβs another fine illegal war theyβve gotten us into
01.03.2026 21:27 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0