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I’m Matt - an aspiring audiobook narrator who sells shirts. I wouldn’t follow me. I try to delete posts after about a week. www.rogueprintco.com

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The guy who’s still crying about 9/11 - β€œuh… hey…. Can we uhhh… get a couple more of those, please?”

04.03.2026 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

our psychosis simulation website will alert the authorities for medical help/armed response if it senses you are having a bad case of the mondays

04.03.2026 10:28 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Barron is clearly Jesus, no way Trump shoots loads

04.03.2026 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even a broken clock is right twice a day

03.03.2026 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not self centered to focus solely on things negatively effecting me FYI

03.03.2026 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My husband is a trained killer… he’s not trained to be killed πŸ₯Ί

03.03.2026 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually.. my family and I conscientiously object to this next act of imperialism… this isn’t what he signed up for. 😭

03.03.2026 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Military wives all over the place trying to illicit sympathy for their husbands who signed up to be stormtroopers.

Wild shit.

03.03.2026 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Darren Jones is the dry toothy bj of politicians.

03.03.2026 09:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Because Muslims getting gold in the fascist Olympics was my main takeaway too

02.03.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of Trump making a speech.

Headline says:

#BREAKING
PRESIDENT TRUMP SAYS:
"GOD BLESS THESE DUDES, SORRY IT HAPPENED... MARDI GRAS..."

Photo of Trump making a speech. Headline says: #BREAKING PRESIDENT TRUMP SAYS: "GOD BLESS THESE DUDES, SORRY IT HAPPENED... MARDI GRAS..."

#BREAKING

02.03.2026 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yer da wears boys get sad too hoodies

02.03.2026 10:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We had a train cancelled after standing on a February platform with a 4 year old for an hour.

Well, it was all trains that day from that point on.

It took weeks of being passed around before we got a refund.

Real joke stuff.

02.03.2026 10:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao - we’re toast

02.03.2026 08:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Starmers like - β€œlisten, technically the safest part of the war is in it.”

01.03.2026 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well that’s another fine illegal war they’ve gotten us into

01.03.2026 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Jackson @tree_bro
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*knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army.
Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer
4:20 PM β€’ Jul 22, 2011

Jackson @tree_bro Follow *knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer 4:20 PM β€’ Jul 22, 2011

This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years

01.03.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6699    πŸ” 1268    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
A child wearing a green t-shirt that says, β€œWANNA BLOW UP KIDS MY SIZE? JOIN THE ARMY TODAY.”

A child wearing a green t-shirt that says, β€œWANNA BLOW UP KIDS MY SIZE? JOIN THE ARMY TODAY.”

this shirt by @rogueprintco.bsky.social goes hard

28.02.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œA vote to punish a sitting government for its foreign policy, the cost of living and a domestic reactionary turn, or against a party whose leader has vowed to create a β€˜British ICE’, isn’t sectarian voting. It’s just voting.”

28.02.2026 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Lionel Hutz from the simpsons editing a business card which reads "PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST - NO MORE FOREVER WAR" to read "PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST? NO, MORE FOREVER WAR"

Lionel Hutz from the simpsons editing a business card which reads "PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST - NO MORE FOREVER WAR" to read "PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST? NO, MORE FOREVER WAR"

28.02.2026 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1687    πŸ” 471    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

I think I prefer to think of him as a totally oblivious dumbass for personal reasons.

28.02.2026 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s the real gift of Trump to allied world leaders. His inability to grasp or care about how he’s seen.

And perhaps his gauche manner acts as a level of absurdity that we can all get tangled up in before hacking into his really obvious evil.

28.02.2026 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

literally the only difference between guys like this & Trump is tone

28.02.2026 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
A picture of British Home Secretary Shabana Mahmoud, a British Asian woman, standing next to rows of bunk beds in an extremely austere dormitory with whitewashed walls and black curtains.

She is wearing an ankle length black coat and looking menacingly at one of the bunk beds.

A picture of British Home Secretary Shabana Mahmoud, a British Asian woman, standing next to rows of bunk beds in an extremely austere dormitory with whitewashed walls and black curtains. She is wearing an ankle length black coat and looking menacingly at one of the bunk beds.

The ~optics~ of this image is so blindingly obvious it is impossible Mahmoud, Labour and the British government not to know how reminiscent of images of genocide this is.

And they've chosen to make it the image they promote in the aftermath of a severe by-election defeat.

28.02.2026 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 10
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28.02.2026 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Twin peaks title generator image.

Text reads - cum harder, nerd

Twin peaks title generator image. Text reads - cum harder, nerd

28.02.2026 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Starship Troopers β€œit’s afraid” scene but Starmer is the giant worm thing and Polanski is Dougie Houser

Starship Troopers β€œit’s afraid” scene but Starmer is the giant worm thing and Polanski is Dougie Houser

27.02.2026 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 174    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
Today it was snowballs. Tomorrow, someone could paint a black circle on the side of a mountain, causing our officers to drive the train into the mountain, turning the train into an accordian that plays a sad little tune indicating that the officer has been seriously injured

Today it was snowballs. Tomorrow, someone could paint a black circle on the side of a mountain, causing our officers to drive the train into the mountain, turning the train into an accordian that plays a sad little tune indicating that the officer has been seriously injured

Wow

26.02.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4624    πŸ” 830    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 31
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Friendly reminder: all my anti-AI graphics are high-res and FREE to download from ko-fi.com/elkowalczuk/...
Feel free to copy them and distribute as long as it's not a commercial use.

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