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ORDER MY NOVEL: https://www.harpercollins.com/products/thats-not-how-it-happened-craig-thomas?variant=43708741517346 Co-Creator: How I Met Your Mother #HIMYM. Prose: http://Craigthomaswriter.com http://instagram.com/craigtthomas/
TODAY!
01.03.2026 15:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I can't wait until we have a president again who doesn't address the nation at times of gravity wearing a stupid fucking hat.
And from a golf course.
Get your tickets soon to our HIMYM fundraiser! Featuring legendary music and legendary guests! www.ticketmaster.com/the-solids-p...
26.02.2026 14:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Join me at the Port Washington Library this Sunday to talk about That's Not How It Happened!
25.02.2026 20:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1hahaha
25.02.2026 14:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thank you, Lewys!
I'm so glad my book spoke to you!
And yes, i was very sad when I had to say goodbye at the end of writing this, but the characters still feel alive to me, especially when they go out in the world and find friends like you!!
TODAY!
Aesthetic:
"My parents live in Ohio...I live in the moment."
Somewhere, two proud MAGA parents suddenly feel less certain about having named their newborn "Tariff."
20.02.2026 16:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The frequency of MAGA's on social media calling me the "R-word" has gone up by roughly 75,000% this year.
It is officially their go-to instinct.
If you're the parent of a child with an intellectual disability, please vote this November from YOUR go-to instinct.
Join me for a book event this Saturday at the Riverview School in Cape Cod! RSVP at titcombsbookshop.com/events
16.02.2026 21:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’m so sick of Trump.
I’m sick of him, sick of his sycophants, sick of his wife, sick of his kids, sick of every dead-eyed demon in his hellish orbit.
Can we turn the lights back on, America?
It’s getting dark in here.
Literally any other person on Earth would be an outcast for life after 1,000,000+ mentions in the Epstein Files.
15.02.2026 18:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
One week from tomorrow! Please come join us if you're anywhere near Cape Cod!
www.capenews.net/arts_and_ent...
It’s been 30 years since Marshall Eriksen—Jason Segel’s character in "How I Met Your Mother," which was co-created by alums Carter Bays and Craig Thomas—began his first year at Wesleyan University. Nice to see Segel’s daughter in Apple TV’s “Shrinking” also said yes to Wes!
10.02.2026 19:32 — 👍 91 🔁 11 💬 5 📌 0
HIMYM fans are the best fans there are
10.02.2026 13:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Please remember this "total victory" in November.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/c...
TODAY!
howwemadeyourmother.com
Trump is what weak people think strength looks like.
Musk is what stupid people think smart looks like.
Kid Rock is what racists think rap looks like.
Don't miss this headline-grabbing event! :)
www.capenews.net/arts_and_ent...
I'm embarrassed by the people who aren't embarrassed by our president.
04.02.2026 12:39 — 👍 800 🔁 110 💬 27 📌 5It sucks that the person I trust the least in the entire world is in charge of it.
03.02.2026 17:20 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Please remove your Sensory Deprivator 5000's, y'all -- new ep NOW!!
howwemadeyourmother.com
Melania's movie tanked so hard it closed The Kennedy Center.
02.02.2026 13:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
From a friend at the @nyknicks game tonight...
HINT: Ba ba ba ba / Ba ba ba ba / Da Da / Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Daaaaah....
Yay, thanks Brian, can't wait to meet you and happy to sign a book if you are interested!
01.02.2026 22:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Very excited/grateful about this event for my book, in collaboration with the legendary Cape Cod book store @titcombsbookshop & the @riverviewschool...if you're anywhere on or near the Cape on Saturday 2/21, please join us for an awesome event!
titcombsbookshop.com/event-conten...
Every year as we hit February, I like to share a little February ditty that Andrew Majewski and I co-wrote (with apologies for some petty larceny to Mr. James Joyce)...please enjoy!
open.spotify.com/track/0LKRd2...
Trump shat his pants on camera this weekend and it's not even in the Top 5 on the Ways Trump Looks Fucking Awful Right Now list.
31.01.2026 23:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Well Trump famously hates anti-Semitism so he's sure to come down hard on Greg here www.nytimes.com/2026/01/31/u...
31.01.2026 21:54 — 👍 310 🔁 33 💬 11 📌 5